0713: You who shine in the parallel world

The cat was tickled by Yu Yu, and to smooth its fur, of course, it had to be Yu Yu who did it.

Amid the laughter of his wicked old friends, Su Xing clenched his fist in impotence and fury, banging the table with a loud thunder and a small raindrop, gnashing his teeth and looking like he couldn't be appeased at all, but in fact, he was very easy to appease -

"What I mean is that it's not polite to eat an adult goose in front of underage geese," Yu Yu explained.

Lu Hu, who was sitting next to him, immediately said in a crying voice: "If they see this, they might cry and say that the person you ate was my second uncle, and that was my seventh uncle."

Seeing that Su Xing still had a gloomy face and ignored her, Yu Yu smiled and poured him a glass of water.

"Come and have a drink of water. I haven't had much water this afternoon."

The gentle and soothing voice of the siren is simply cheating, not to mention that this salted fish who is obviously super good but never bothers to give benefits and rice to fans, actually really understands the advantages of his face when he smiles.

"…I didn't intend to forgive you so quickly, but since you called me brother and even cared about whether I had some water, I'll reluctantly forgive you."

Su Xing deliberately put on a cold face and used the universal sentence pattern that Zhang Yuan had just used in the factory.

As a result, Yu Yu immediately shamelessly pressed the issue and called back to prove that she was quite skilled in after-sales service: "Reluctantly? Then if I call you baby, is that perfectly fine?"

"?" Su Xing, who had just been coaxed for a second, shuddered all over, with an expression of disgust. He patted the non-existent goose bumps on his body, held his forehead in pain and turned to look at Zhang Yuan beside him: "You like to hear him call you baby, let me switch places with you, Bird."

Bird's call has gone crazy. No one is answering the call right now. Please try again later.

Yu Yu pulled Su Xing back with an apologetic smile: "I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, Brother Allen, come and eat some of my second uncle's goose legs."

"Brother Sheng, give me another neck from my seventh uncle."

"Seventh uncle's neck, hahahaha." Lu Hu and Wang Yuexin almost fainted with laughter.

Su Xing was speechless. Look at this guy. The fire in this house hasn't been put out yet, but he ran over there and burned down another old house. He just admitted his mistake to Chen Kesheng in the afternoon and never dared to do it again. But when he had dinner in the evening, he forgot everything that happened before.

Oh, he just forgot that he admitted his mistake. He still remembered that in the afternoon he teased Brother Sheng about wanting to eat the longest goose neck. He is indeed a naughty kid who only remembers food but not punishment.

"Brother Sheng, let me be honest, this neck is indeed very long." Wang Zhengliang said something fair, but he didn't know whether this fair word was meant to flatter someone or to fan the flames.

Chen Xinsheng looked at the goose neck in the bowl, and picked up a goose head for Yu Yu: "You should chew more of the head."

Yu Yu didn't understand what Chen Qisheng meant for a moment: "Brother Sheng, are you asking me to use my brain?"

"Brother Sheng, this is not to nourish your brain," Su Xing pointed at the goose beak outside Yu Yu's bowl with chopsticks, "Eat some goose beak."

"A dead duck's mouth is stubborn, and a dead goose's mouth is not soft either." Wang Zhengliang said with a smile, following Su Xing's words.

Yu Yu understood what was said. Brother Sheng was hinting that he would never learn his lesson and would just keep his mouth shut. But so what? How could he be a sunny and cheerful boy and have fun if he wasn't thick-skinned?

But it really is worthy of being the older group of Shanghai Flowers. It’s okay that the four younger people (Yu Yu: ? Why include me?) can think together, but the older group can actually think together as well.

At this time, Zhao Hao took out a few big white goose headbands from somewhere and said that they were to promote the local big white geese, and they wore them voluntarily.

When Land Rover saw the headband, he thought the big white goose with its wings spread out looked so cute, so he ordered one immediately.

Zhang Yuan also wanted one, but he was wearing a hat today and it was inconvenient to put on a headband, so he left it with Zhao Hao first.

Wang Yuexin ran and brought back five. He wore one himself, gave two to Yu Yu and Su Xing - he knew they would wear them - and gave the remaining two to Chen Tansheng and Wang Zhengliang.

The two of them looked at the silly goose and directly put the headband around their necks to make it easier to eat. Their movements were quite uniform, if Wang Zhengliang hadn't secretly rubbed and gestured at the circumference of his head.

Everyone started to eat, but Teacher Chen and two students who were sitting in the C position felt a little uncomfortable because the director Zhao Hao, who was sitting on the ground opposite them, was chewing on a sausage, which made them suddenly feel guilty.

"But it actually looks pretty good." Zhang Yuan looked at Zhao Hao's miserable expression, while he ate the delicious meal and it tasted better and better.

"Sister, please don't sympathize with him. This man is scheming all the time. He is always thinking about how to plot against us and set traps for us. He has a very bad heart." Su Xing complained to Teacher Chen. If people didn't know, they would think that he had suffered a great injustice from Zhao Hao. He called her sister very naturally.

"Well, take a look." Zhang Yuan nodded.

"He's just pretending to be pitiful to win your sympathy, sister," Yu Yu followed Su Xing and called her sister, "You haven't gotten along with him and seen his true nature. He wasn't like this when he first started filming the show with us."

"What is that?" Land Rover also became the supporting role.

"At that time, he had dyed his hair yellow and looked unkempt, like a homeless person." Su Xing pointed, "Look at him now, wow, he has a short haircut, he wears those boots, and look at those jeans."

Wang Zhengliang looked at Su Xing and started to talk: "You know this again?"

"How could I not know? Allen can see it, and I can see it too. This outfit looks cheap but it's actually not cheap. You don't feel bad about just sitting on the ground like this." Yu Yu sighed.

"Wow, this guy is getting too arrogant." Wang Yuexin sighed.

"Look, we haven't changed, but the director has changed. Look at the situation and the world we are in." Su Xing poked the table with his finger.

Yu Yu narrowed her eyes slightly: "I suggest an audit to see where the program team's funds are spent."

Zhao Hao was speechless, and the half-eaten sausage in his hand suddenly lost its flavor. The two of them were talking back and forth, not giving anyone a chance to interrupt, and their good brothers were really good friends, making "eh", "oh", and "ah" like a supporting actor, directly teasing him to the point of losing his image.

Chen Hesheng is still a good person. Look at him, he just watched the other six people slander the director without saying anything. Zhao Hao looked at Chen Hesheng with emotion. I guess Brother Sheng must think that what they said were all untrue jokes...

"You started looking at me with expectation, thinking I would say something nice to you?" Chen Xinsheng noticed Zhao Hao's expectant gaze and smiled, revealing shark marks on his face. "You weren't like this when you cheated us out of living expenses before."

Okay, he was wrong, he misunderstood Chen Kesheng. These seven people were all birds of a feather, wearing the same pants and sleeping in the same bed!

After being teased by her brothers, Teacher Chen and her three students relaxed a lot in front of the camera and the director team. She began to introduce their white geese to them, and at the end she added that their white geese are also "love birds". After all, white geese are domesticated from wild geese.

After hearing this, Su Xing started to put a large piece of goose breast into Zhang Yuan's bowl, telling him to eat more to make up for what he was lacking.

Zhang Yuan looked at the goose meat piled up in the bowl in silence. With the idea of "nothing matters, no matter how hard it is", he gave a piece to Yu Yu who was watching the fun: "Don't be silly, you need to make up for it too!"

"Brother Yuan, didn't we agree to live in a nursing home together? Why do you keep hurting each other and letting me make up for it?" Yu Yu immediately looked at Zhang Yuan with the pitiful expression of an abandoned puppy.

Joke Yu Yu, do you think he will let you go just because you are pretty and act pitiful?

Then I can really let you go.

Zhang Yuan turned around and took the goose leg from Wang Yuexin's bowl and ran away: "You don't have to make up for it, your love bird has flown away."

Wang Hu, who was happily eating and watching the two single guys hurting each other, was not only attacked face-to-face but also had his bones and meat snatched away by the villain. He almost cried out - the goose leg meat was really big and firm, and it was cooked very well and looked delicious - the Land Rover on the opposite side suddenly beat the rhythm for him to make him happy: "The person I love has flown away..."

"The one who loves me! Hasn't arrived yet~" Wang Yuexin instantly started singing along with Lu Hu excitedly. She captured the characteristics of the old song so thoroughly that the three teachers on the side laughed out loud.

"The lovebird has flown away." Zhang Yuan sang with his mouth moving faster than his brain. He was so familiar with the song that he sang it reflexively.

"My love bird is here soon." Wang Yuexin raised her arms and made a wing-flapping motion, but to Yu Yu, this motion looked more like a goose flapping its wings.

Then, Su Xing applied to Teacher Chen. After a day's work, they had developed a deep emotional foundation with the geese. Was it possible for them, especially for someone like Zhang Yuan who had no other emotional support (Zhang Yuan:?), to adopt a goose?

“Adopt a dried goose!” Wang Zhengliang summed it up succinctly.

“Puff——” Zhang Yuan held his forehead with his hand.

Su Xing paused for a moment, as if hesitating about something, and then spoke after a long while: "Actually, this joke is okay, but I don't want to agree with you, Brother Liang, in case you take it as encouragement."

Teacher Chen readily agreed. After dinner, when they returned to the cultivation workshop, he gave each of them a pen and asked them to pick an egg and sign their name on it.

Yu Yu picked up a small, malnourished goose egg, signed his name on it, then turned it over and wrote on the other side the name he had given to the gosling that would be born in a month: Yu Duoduo. Eat more fish to grow stronger.

When Wang Zhengliang saw that Yu Yu had given a name to the goose egg, he also named his goose egg Wang Xiaoe.

Wang Yuexin took a look and simply wrote the three words "E Yuexin", which sounded like she had an accent.

"Your monthly salary (Yuexin) is an egg (0)." Wang Zhengliang said, looking at Wang Yuexin's egg.

“Hahaha, no no, I’ll add a 1 and five more zeros!” Wang Yuexin took emergency shelter, “This way, including the one egg itself, there will be six eggs, which is pretty good.”

Su Xing wrote "Su Dan", which is a homonym of his surname, while Lu Hu wrote "Hu E Zi" with a smile. When it came to Zhang Yuan, he suggested that he name the egg "Spring Festival Gala". If it could hatch after a month, it would prove that they could be on the Spring Festival Gala at the end of the year.

Well, no one dares to respond to this, considering that the birth rate of goose eggs is not 100%.

But Zhang Yuan still decided to call it the Goose Spring Festival Gala. Whether there will be a big one by the end of the year depends on this one!

"What name should Brother Sheng take?" Yu Yu looked at Chen Tansheng.

"How about calling it Raw Egg?" Zhang Yuan said with a smile, and then he continued the next second, "Or Clean and Ugly..."

After he finished speaking, he started to laugh while leaning on Lu Hu's shoulder. While laughing, he waved his hands and shook his head at his brothers, refusing to admit that this lousy joke came from his mouth. Yu Yu smiled and patted him on the back, saying that this was good. If you can't beat them, just join them. At least our Brother Liang's lousy jokes have one more inheritor.

Zhang Yuan: Damn!

"It's OK to play either Jing, Mo or Chou," Chen Kesheng revealed the answer, "but I've already written 'good goose'."

"Good goose? Really hungry, got it." Yu Yu hit his left palm with his right fist, turned around and shouted at Zhao Hao, "Director, Sheng said he was very hungry. We agreed to give him three geese, why did you only serve the one with a long neck? I'll give you a chance. Bring the remaining two for supper tonight."

No, we just finished our meal and you’re at it again, naughty kid, right?