0713: You who shine in the parallel world

When the farm lady took the four people to the grazing area for white geese, Chen Qisheng and Wang Zhengliang were saying something to the white geese. Seeing how serious they looked, people who didn't know would think they understood goose language.

"Brother Sheng, Brother Liang, how was your herding? Did you talk about anything with the white geese?" Yu Yu asked curiously.

"Brother Sheng is trying to identify who is the leader of this group of white geese." Wang Zhengliang replied, "Even if he identified the wrong one, he can't argue, because it was Brother Sheng who identified it, and only he can argue."

Yuelai and Yuejiangzhi paused in their approach, then took half a step back in unison. They suddenly regretted coming here so hastily. They probably didn't expect that after working so hard to find the two big brothers, they would be slapped in the face by Brother Xiaoliang's stupid jokes as soon as they met.

Even Yu Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Brother Liang, your way of greeting is quite unique."

"I'm very happy to see you." Wang Zhengliang said as a matter of course.

"Brother Sheng, have you identified which one is the boss?" Yu Yu directly shifted the topic to Chen Qisheng.

Chen Qisheng, who was sitting in front of the group of big white geese, looked at the group of goose mouths that kept making noisy goose calls, and pointed to a big white goose that was raising its head in a certain direction: "That's the one with the longest neck and the highest head."

Yu Yu actually didn't quite understand why the one who held his head high was the boss, but if Brother Sheng said it was, then it was. He looked at the big white goose, turned to Zhao Hao who had followed them and said:

"Director, do you understand? Our brother Sheng wants to eat the goose's neck. Let's make arrangements tonight. Find the one with the longest neck and head that can reach the sky. Start with the boss. The boss must kill the boss. You must take advantage of this opportunity to show your ability."

现在的粉丝们，无论是团粉还是唯粉都知道，余玉生性爱吃豆沙（逗鲨），所以赵昊也知道余玉这是豆沙（逗鲨）瘾又上来皮痒痒了，毕竟他大哥已经半天（上午在机场刚刚被揍过）没有揍他了他又行又可以又站起来了。

But why did he go into the water when you wanted to eat bean salad? It turns out that this naughty kid is not a good person.

Chen Qisheng smiled and glanced at Yu Yu: "Well, I not only want to eat the ones with long necks, I also want to eat the ones that are mixed with other places."

"I can't believe that you, who look skinny and bony, can actually eat three geese?" Yu Yu pretended to be surprised and looked Chen Tansheng up and down.

Chen Xinsheng was a little confused: "Why are there three? I'm not Brother Liang."

They are only mentioning two geese now, and if he wants to turn two into three, he has to be Wang Zhengliang.

Liang Ge is equal to two. After he and Yu Yu learned and applied this stalk, it has become a well-known "common sense". After getting used to it, you will not be creative at all...

That's impossible. You are all adults. Can you consciously block the keyword "two"? Damn! He doesn't want to hear this cliché anymore!

Zhang Yuan was furious and helpless, but Wang Zhengliang was very happy that his bad joke had been turned into a bad joke that everyone could use.

After getting used to it, Yu Yu was not traumatized at all. He could even pretend to be sorry and look at Chen Tansheng as if he was a scumbag, feeling heartbroken: "Just now in the car, you said you wanted that fat, short white goose, how come you forgot about it as soon as you got off the car and put it aside? You are a man who changes his mind every day and gets bored with the old and loves the new, tut tut."

Wang Yuexin was slightly stunned when he heard this. Ah, yes, he did have a role in this, so he quickly wiped his tears and wailed: "Weii!"

The next second after Yu Yu finished speaking, he took a step back and left Chen Qiansheng's side. He predicted his next move, which was to wave the small red flag of "Goose Leader" in his hand towards the place where he had just stood.

"Hey, the flag is too short, right? I can't hit you." Yu Yu hid behind the Land Rover and showed a provocative look.

Land Rover, who was inexplicably dragged into the battlefield and became Yu Yu's shield, looked at Chen Xiansheng who stood up from the ground with a confused look on his face, then looked at Yu Yu who was fearless and brave. He paused for a second, then immediately dodged to the side, making way for someone behind him, and made a gesture to Chen Xiansheng to please go ahead.

"Brother Sheng, please, the child really deserves a beating and I will never cover it up." The tone, expression and action were just like those of a man who led the Japanese into the village, or like a pillar of the country who stood up for justice and sacrificed his own family for the sake of justice.

Yu Yu would not stand there stupidly and get beaten. He ran straight to the main road:

"Adults shouldn't always fight and kill each other. Why can't we sit down and toast each other calmly? Brother Sheng, I'll catch you a few geese in a minute. I'll pour you tea and serve you some food. Please don't make any moves. The camera is filming us. It won't be good for you."

其他人憋笑快憋出内伤，余玉每日豆沙也算是他们的一个保留节目了，无论是平时内核太稳但架不住余玉真的皮而被偶尔逗炸毛的陈里里，还是逗完撒腿就跑但时常被抓住“揍”一顿的余玉，都好看他们都爱看。

Now Chen Tansheng was almost laughing out of anger. He took the camera from Wang Zhengliang, who was laughing so hard that he couldn't hold the camera steadily, and pointed it at Yu Yu who was walking very fast on the country road.

"I'm also filming this, and I don't know who will be negatively affected by this truth."

"Brother, your camera is useless. The unscrupulous production crew will definitely use the camera of whoever has the most traffic and influence. I am just a small shrimp with big eyes and not even tens of thousands of people paying attention to me. They will definitely choose your camera and take it out of context." Yu Yu opened his mouth and started talking nonsense seriously. "Look at this person, he is still grinning with his teeth bared. He must have bad intentions."

Zhao Hao grinned and watched his brothers interact happily: What's wrong with me? It's me again?

Yu Yu successfully diverted Chen Xiansheng's attention, and he turned the camera to the staff of the director team.

"Look," he and his brothers chattered, "That's the guy, look at that guy, the one wearing jeans and a black T-shirt, with that smug look in his eyes, that's our director."

"Yes, that guy from the director team, that guy. He doesn't look like a serious person at first glance." Wang Zhengliang echoed.

"Look, he's still smiling now." Zhang Yuan pointed.

"Oh, what a happy smile you're having." Land Rover frowned and showed a little disgust.

"Seeing us busy for the whole afternoon and him just having to act as a supervisor, of course he's happy." Wang Yuexin sighed.

Chen Xiansheng had already walked to the main road with his camera to meet Yu Yu, but his camera was always facing the director team, or to be more precise, Zhao Hao.

"All of this was arranged by him." Chen Xinsheng continued to narrate in a voiceover, but his words more or less sounded a bit like personal grudges.

"Is that so?" Wang Zhengliang acted as the supporting actor.

"Then take a look." Yu Yu was another supporting actor, "We were out in the sun while he was drinking tea and chatting."

Producer Dalin, who had just arrived at the breeding farm to meet his brothers, saw his director Haohao being besieged and bullied by these six brothers, and couldn't help but take out his mobile phone to support Zhao Hao.

“Laboring on National Day is the most glorious.”

It would have been fine if he hadn't said this, but once he said it, he stirred up a hornet's nest, and it did attract Zhao Hao's firepower -

"Isn't this belated labor? Isn't labor Labor Day? Shouldn't we cheer on National Day?" Chen Hesheng threw out three questions in one breath.

Wang Zhengliang agreed: "That's right, we should have a holiday on National Day."

"You should get triple salary on National Day," Yu Yu reminded.

"They could have given us three times as much. It's already good enough if they could give us some travel and living expenses, but they always say that we owe them money." Wang Yuexin was still obsessed with the coffee and burger that they said was free but actually wanted them to pay for it.

"They can take a break. They are watching us having fun." Zhang Yuan squinted his eyes and looked at Zhao Hao and Dalin.

"And we have to shoot materials for them while we work. They even save the trouble of using a camera." Lu Hu pointed at the lens in Chen Qisheng's hand.

"Now the geese are cheering, the geese are on holiday. Look, this is the producer, zoom in for a close-up." Chen Qisheng can now operate this handheld camera skillfully.

Dalin: ...Brothers, I was wrong.

Zhao Hao: ...Why did you provoke them?

Zhao Hao and Dalin were no match for the six of them, not to mention that they had a brother who was very good at talking but was not here. Fortunately, he was not here, otherwise they would have been bullied by the seven of them.

In order to save his life, Dalin said in a flattering way: "Tonight we have goose for dinner. The goose here is delicious."

"Then Brother Sheng wants three..." Yu Yu opened his mouth and saw Chen Qisheng raising the small red flag in his other hand. He quickly reached out his hand and took it. "Brother Sheng, let me hold this for you. It's so inconvenient for you to hold the flag while filming. You guys are really stupid. Don't you see that our eldest brother is taking pictures of the evidence? You don't even know to help him get something. If we don't take pictures of the evidence, these two people may come back later."

Chen Xiansheng smiled helplessly, and the others nodded in agreement, saying that the lesson was learned.

Don't underestimate Yu Yupi, but he is right about one thing. When they brothers battle with the program crew, they must leave evidence, otherwise these two shameless people can turn against them the next moment after saying something one second. As a result, they always turn against the program crew and play tricks on them. It's not their fault, it's the program crew that led such innocent and kind brothers astray!

"We won't have to catch the geese we eat tonight, right? We, with our old arms and legs, probably can't beat those big white geese." Wang Yuexin teased.

"Even if we catch them, they won't ask us to kill them on the spot, right?" Land Rover also stared at them vigilantly.

Zhang Yuan narrowed his eyes and realized that things were not that simple: "Maybe we have to play some games or do some tasks to get the kitchen utensils and seasonings."

"Or just tell me directly, how much is a goose?" Financial Director Wang Zhengliang came online. After what happened in the morning, he said he would never believe what the program team said about it being free.

Dalin was speechless at their thief-like looks: "Are you guys suffering from paranoia?"

Chen Xinsheng said bluntly: "Then just give me a straight answer and say it in front of the camera."

Dalin's mask slipped down in a hurry. "Alright, alright, you guys are going to eat goose tonight. It will definitely make everyone full. It's free for everyone. You don't have to spend money or do any tasks. We have chefs who will cook for you. If it's not enough, you can add more. You can add as many as you want. Is that ok?"

The brothers nodded with satisfaction: "Well, that's good. It's really different when you have money. Thank you Dian Tao for your strong support for the program and thank you Dian Tao for providing us with a sumptuous dinner."

No, this was clearly arranged for you by the program team, why don’t you thank the program team!