0713: You who shine in the parallel world

After deciding on the itinerary, everyone got back in the car and headed to the white goose farm.

Since they came to investigate and experience the local cuisine, Zhao Hao gave each of them a briefcase and two handheld cameras.

A briefcase can be used to hold documents rather than for show, and a camera can be used to record.

It was unanimously decided that one of the cameras would be given to Cyrus Yu, a teacher world-renowned for his lens aesthetics, while the other one was taken by Land Rover, who also wanted to experience the feeling of holding a camera.

Su Xing didn't take a camera because it was more convenient for him to record with his mobile phone, and he could also catch an update of "Daily Life of Old Singers" at the same time.

Yu Yu thought for a moment and looked up at Zhao Hao. His voice softened and his azure eyes sparkled with a smile: "Brother Hao, later..."

Zhao Hao was already immune to Yu Yu's beauty. Knowing that this child was not a good and obedient person, Zhao Hao directly exposed his intention with a wooden face: "Don't call me brother. Who is your brother? All the materials in the camera later belong to the program team. We can't give them to you, and we can't let you get the updates."

Tsk, why is it so hard to fool this guy? What's wrong with borrowing some materials? If you let Cyrus take the camera in other places, you have to charge him. But you don't charge me and just want a few shots, but you won't give me any. No wonder Brother Sheng always wants to beat you up.

Yu Yu curled her lips and sat back with the camera.

Seeing that his negotiations had failed, his brothers expressed "sympathy" and "comfort" to him.

"Cyrus, you have to be down-to-earth and not be sneaky. At least I used my own phone to shoot the footage. You actually had your eyes on the program crew. Do you think that the Cyrus camera that they got with great difficulty can be returned to you?" Su Xing didn't know whether he was talking to Cricket Yu Yu or Cricket Zhao Hao.

"Hahaha, there's no update yet? The last time Teacher Sai updated was on Shengge's birthday, right? It's been three months. Teacher Sai plans to delay the update for a few months this time?" Wang Yuexin put her arm around Yu Yu's shoulders with a gloating look.

"It's okay, Teacher Sai. After you finish filming, I'll keep watch for you. You take out the memory card secretly, and when you're done and they ask you why the memory card is missing, just say, 'I don't know.'" Only Lu Hu was truly helping Yu Yu find a solution, if he hadn't been plotting so loudly for fear that Zhao Hao in front of him wouldn't hear it.

Zhao Hao coughed a few times to show his presence.

Land Rover looked as if he had just discovered him and suddenly realized: "Ah, you are actually in this car."

"As a director, I'm not in the guest car. Where am I? May I ask?" Zhao Hao was speechless for a moment, and even used the inverted sentences that are commonly used in his hometown.

I don’t know what strange associations this sentence gave Zhang Yuan. He just sang with a nasal sound and a choked throat: "I should be under the car, not in the car~"

"I saw Yu Yu stealing materials~" The shared brain Bluetooth has been connected, and Land Rover sang the next sentence.

“The camera is mine but the memory is gone—” Zhang Yuan sang, reaching out to Land Rover.

Lu Hu directly held his hand, and the two of them sang the last line at the same time: "Because Yu Yu updated!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha." The Jiangzhi brothers couldn't help but burst into laughter after they finished singing. Everyone else, including the fish in question, also laughed hard.

The director team was also laughing, but they were not wearing microphones so the sound would not be recorded.

After Zhang Yuan finished laughing, he regretted whether he was crazy for suddenly singing this song. What was even crazier was that Lu Hu actually got it instantly and sang along with him. He suspected that their brains were really connected on a mystical level.

But Yu Yu thought that their adaptation was great. They changed three out of four lines. If Zhao Hao continued singing it, he would probably have to worry about whether the program crew would have enough copyright fees.

The white goose farm was not far from the square where they got on the bus, and it took about twenty minutes to get there.

Wang Yuexin practiced the goose call before getting out of the car, but the sound he made sounded more like a duck to Yu Yu. However, Lu Hu corrected him and said that the sound was more like a goose. They were exactly the same, and it seemed that he ate a lot of goose meat.

"Weii——" Wang Yuexin shouted imitating the pronunciation of Land Rover.

"eii——" Zhang Yuan joined in and added a little tone to the goose call.

"WeiiWeii——" Land Rover also started to talk in goose language.

The three geese were inexplicably wiggling in the car. Yu Yu, who was just testing the lens parameters, immediately set up the lens and started filming.

"Why were there strange goose calls coming from the small minibus, but no goose was found? And why were three outdated men, whose combined age was nearly 100 years old, suspected to be possessed by goose ghosts in broad daylight? Enter the study of abstract studies of Happiness is Back, and you will unravel the mystery behind this."

Yu Yu's voice-over with amazing bubbling sounds made Wang Yuexin laugh so hard that she couldn't make any sound, while Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu were almost laughing to tears.

“Hahaha, it’s not Xiaoyu, your childhood was not spent in the Porcelain Country, why do you understand this, hahaha!” Wang Zhengliang couldn’t laugh anymore, as if the outrageous funny clips from the show that had died before had attacked him again.

"Didn't we watch it together during the previous competition?" Yu Yu replied, not feeling that there was anything wrong with his own abstract approach.

Seeing Yuelai and Yuejiangzhi laughing so hard that they couldn't make any sound, he changed into the tone of a vegetable buyer and said, "I'm selling three big white geese that are about to die of laughter at a low price. I guarantee that each one has thin skin and thick meat. Can you give me one, master?"

Chen Qisheng, to whom Yu Yu handed the camera, naturally accompanied him in the abstraction: "Then I'll go for the white and plump one, which looks smaller and less fleshy."

"Oh, Master Chen, you are so straightforward. This one looks very plump. Master Su, don't you want this one? It looks like it has a lot of fat, but it is actually muscle. The meat is firm and definitely not dry. Master Wang, look at this one. It is simple and honest. It can be fed with pig's trotter soup. What do you think?" Yu Yu turned the camera to Su Xing and Wang Zhengliang again.

Su Xing looked disgusted: "This goose has delusions and always thinks it is a bird. I don't want it."

Wang Zhengliang hesitated: "Well, but this one looks like it can bankrupt my family, and I don't have any braised pork."

"What kind of delusion? I am just a bird. What's wrong with being a bird? Bird can FLY!" Zhang Yuan, who was pretending to be a goose, stood up in an instant.

"What do you mean you don't have braised pork? Forget it, I'll go somewhere else Weii--" Land Rover Goose directly and unilaterally rejected the buyer Lao Wang.

Although this scene may make them look seriously ill in the eyes of some people, the brothers actually had a lot of fun, including Chen Kesheng who seemed absolutely impossible to do such a thing. Otherwise, how could they be called a re-employment boy group?

They got out of the car laughing. The closer they got to the farm, the stronger the smell of poultry in the air became. Chen Kesheng walked forward and looked at the farm sign. The farm staff lady who had been waiting in the gatehouse for a long time saw them coming and immediately came forward to greet them.

When Chen Xisheng saw the farm T-shirt she was wearing, he discovered that the pattern on it was a goose. He thought it was cute and unique, so he asked the brothers who were following behind her to come and take a look.

In fact, the color of the T-shirts worn by the seven of them today is also white. This is what they had agreed to wear before coming here, that is, to wear clothes of the same color. They look like a group, which matches well with the current farm staff, except that there is no white goose pattern on their clothes.

When Wang Zhengliang saw the clothes, he thought that their future group uniforms could actually be made with such a unified pattern, which would give them a sense of teamwork.

"And if you put a question mark, it's that kind of-"

"Goose?" Zhang Yuan and Wang Zhengliang suddenly said in unison.

"Why not Weii——" Yu Yu thought the same thing as Lu Hu and Wang Yue.

Zhang Yuan explained with a smile: "Because, goose, is the interrogative particle, uh."

He was smiling at first, until he saw five pairs of eyes other than Wang Zhengliang staring at him silently.

He realized belatedly that he had made a bad joke, and his smile disappeared instantly.

"Yuanyuan, this track is not your track. You should give it to Brother Liang." Su Xing advised him earnestly.

"No, I just got infected by him while riding in the same car with him. This is not me..."

Zhang Yuan argued weakly, but Wang Zhengliang smiled happily: "Yuanyuan, I knew you understood my jokes."

"No! I don't want to understand!" Zhang Yuan held his head and wailed.

Chen Xinsheng was indifferent to the child's sophistry. He probably didn't believe it. In addition, the young lady from the farm was watching them chatting and laughing. The topic went further and further away, so he ignored Zhang Yuan's struggle about his own bad jokes and brought the topic back to the topic: "Aren't you here to interview?"

He looked at Yu Yu and Lu Hu who were holding cameras, and Wang Yuexin and Zhang Yuan who were "reporters".

"We are here to do research." Wang Zhengliang corrected.

"Oh, yes, research." Chen Qisheng nodded, "Actually, it's all the same."

Since the boss had spoken, photographer Xiao Yu immediately went online. Out of "professional" habit, he found several camera positions with good angles and lighting at a glance. He asked the Land Rover to stand in one position and he stood in another position, and they started shooting with both cameras at the same time.

Wang Yuexin and Zhang Yuan began to interview the farm lady, asking about the basic situation of the farm and the breed of white geese in the farm. The geese here are not ordinary, but are nationally certified geographical indication protected products, and high-quality white geese are shipped to all parts of the country every year.

As for how to judge whether a goose comes from a farm in eastern Zhejiang, it is definitely not judged by Weii's accent, but by its body shape.

The lady from the farm introduced everything and led everyone into the farm.

Yu Yu's hands holding the camera were so steady that even the cameraman who had been following them from behind felt ashamed of himself. Seeing that he even started to move the camera from multiple angles and directions, and also captured a lot of scenery and buildings as a transition, the cameraman thought about it and also started to follow his example and start taking pictures of the scenery and buildings, following his movements.

Suddenly, I really want to sign up for a class with Teacher Sai.

Yu Yu and his companions put on long rain boots, walked through the disinfection pool, and came to the breeding greenhouse. The workers in the greenhouse were preparing for cleaning and disinfection. Even though they had been here for a while, they still couldn't stand the smell.

"Cleaning is a job that suits me. I can do the cleaning. I'm Wang Cleaning." When Wang Yuexin saw the dirty and tiring job of cleaning up goose manure, she immediately raised her hand to show that she could do this kind of physical work.

On the one hand, he loves cleanliness, and on the other hand, he is young and cannot let his older brothers do this kind of work.

Seeing Wang Yuexin rushing to do the cleaning, Lu Hu decided to clean with him. Zhang Yuan would definitely not abandon them, so he joined in too.

Chen Xisheng and Wang Zhengliang from the older group decided to go grazing. Su Xing looked at the cleaning group and the grazing group, and after thinking about it, he realized that we were still lacking a publicity group. Isn’t Director Su here?

"Then I'll join you..." Yu Yu looked at the three people from the cleaning team. He wanted to contribute as well, but before he could finish his words, Wang Yuexin interrupted him by waving her hand.

"Don't come over here and make trouble, Yu Shao. Go and shoot a video with Su Xing."

Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu nodded in agreement.

What's wrong? Do you think it's not right for a young master like him to clean up goose droppings? Yu Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Although his family would be furious if they knew that he actually cleaned up the droppings, he didn't mind.

"Excuse me, is there anything I can help you with here?" Yu Yu looked at the young lady at the farm and asked softly.

"Yes, it is, but it is also a physical job..." The young lady from the farm hesitated. When strangers see Yu Yu, their first impression will be misled by the temperament he has cultivated since childhood. In addition, his beauty attack is irresistible to many people, so she instinctively feels that Yu Yu is not suitable for physical work.

"It's okay. I'm also good at physical work."

"Well...we still have to prepare feed for the geese."

"Okay, then I'll be the cook for the white geese." Yu Yu said, handing the camera to Chen Tansheng from the grazing group.