Tang Dynasty, I can lead troops through ancient and modern times

Under Li Chengqian's order, everyone began to write furiously.

He himself looked nervously at the handwriting of everyone.

After discovering that the magical phenomenon of the writing disappearing did not occur, I finally felt relieved.

I also quickly joined the copying army until...

"Here it comes, I'm feeling it!!" Cheng Yaojin quickly stood up and rushed to the toilet.

"Stop, catch it with a basin!"

Cheng Yaojin quickly took the chamber pot that the palace maid had prepared in advance and ran out in a hurry.

"Oh my god, I feel it too!!"

Yuchi Gong covered his chrysanthemum, quickly took the chamber pot, and rushed out following Cheng Yaojin's footsteps.

"What about you?" Li Chengqian looked at everyone.

Li Jing rubbed his stomach and said, "Although my stomach is growling, I don't feel like I'm going to poop yet. I wonder if the seeds have been digested!"

Li Chengqian frowned: "I should have known that you guys would also take three servings of laxatives."

As soon as he finished speaking, Pei Xingjian stood up with a stern face: "Your Highness, I feel it too..."

Then, Hou Junji also stood up, and then...

Finally, only Li Jing was left standing there: "Old Li, you don't usually have symptoms of constipation, do you?"

Li Jing's face turned red for a rare moment: "Your Highness has a keen eye!"

"Then why didn't you say so earlier? Hurry up and take some more laxatives."

At this moment, Li Jing also frowned: "No need, I am also feeling it, I will take my leave..."

Then, in a remote room in the East Palace, all kinds of crackling symphonies began to sound.

They squatted there with their big white butts exposed, each holding a cigarette in their hand, trying to dispel the stench in the air!

Among them, Cheng Yaojin's movement was the loudest and the most painful.

"Oh my, this feeling..."

Cheng Yaojin broke out in a cold sweat!

"Old Cheng, why do I feel like I've been deceived by His Highness? This asshole is so hot!!"

Yuchi Gong pinched his nose and looked down at Cheng Yaojin's bedpan: "Old Cheng, you have blood in your stool!!"

"No way!!"

Cheng Yaojin looked down and saw that there was blood in his stool.

Then there was another crackling sound!

Cheng Yaojin was shivering with sourness!

At the same time, the news of collective diarrhea in the Eastern Palace quickly reached Li Shimin.

"What did you say? Mass diarrhea. Did someone poison us?"

The eunuch Duoyu bowed and said, "I have ordered an investigation."

"How is the prince?"

"The prince is fine."

"Let's go to the East Palace and take a look."

When Li Shimin arrived at the East Palace, he was greeted by a foul stench!

Just at this moment, Li Jing appeared in front of him, holding on to the wall.

"Pharmacist, are you okay?!"

Li Jing quickly bowed and said, "I have nothing to do, but I know how to manage him..."

"What happened to Zhijie? He's dead!!"

"No, he collapsed, and Jingde also collapsed."

Li Shimin frowned and asked: "What did you eat? Why did you all have diarrhea?"

At this time, Li Chengqian came out with a mask on his face, a homemade mask.

"Hurry up, give me one too."

Li Chengqian handed two masks to Li Jing and Li Shimin respectively.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"How can this happen? I ate something unclean!"

"Then why are you okay?"

"I didn't eat it!"

Li Shimin looked at him and said, "How dare you hide it? Tell the truth now."

Li Chengqian didn't have time to pay attention to him. He waved for a eunuch to come forward and whispered a few words in his ear. The eunuch then ran into the courtyard.

"Is there anything wrong, Your Majesty?"

Li Shimin no longer dwelled on the collective diarrhea incident, but instead asked, "Where is that old man?"

"Go home."

"You just let him go home like that! What about the seeds?"

"The seeds are in hand."

"Can I see it?"

“It’s not very convenient right now.”

Li Shimin got angry again: "I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I can change the grains that feed the people. Can't I take a look?"

"I told you, it's not convenient now. I'll show you tomorrow."

Li Jing also hurried forward to persuade: "Your Majesty, it is indeed not convenient now."

Li Shimin pointed at the two and asked: "What on earth are you planning?"

Li Chengqian did not answer, but directly threw over two small bottles with their packaging torn.

"Spray this medicine twice into the throat. It will help relieve Xiao Sizi and Changle's shortness of breath."

Li Shimin was indeed attracted by it: "Can these two small bottles cure shortness of breath?"

"I didn't say it could cure it, I just said it could alleviate the problem."

"Where did it come from?"

"The old man gave it to me."

Li Shimin put away the medicine bottle and asked: "What else did the old man give me?"

"It's none of your business. I'll take it out when I need it."

"You!! I'm the emperor, your father, can't you just talk to me properly?"

Li Chengqian still did not respond, but took out a cigarette box and popped out three cigarettes, one for Li Jing, one for himself, and the last one for Li Shimin.

"What is this?"

Li Chengqian lit up the cigarette for Li Jing with a click, then raised the lighter in front of Li Shimin.

Li Shimin stared blankly at Li Jing's smoking movements. Although he didn't understand, he still imitated Li Jing, put the cigarette to his lips, and asked Li Chengqian to help him light it.

Li Chengqian urged, "That's right, suck it down your throat. That's right, talk to me better next time."

Cough cough cough! !

"What the hell is this?"

Li Chengqian took out two more bags of tobacco seeds that Yuchi Gong had pulled out and had already cleaned them.

The tobacco seeds are well preserved because they are protected by a film.

"This is called tobacco, and it was also given by Shennong. It can be used as a weapon against the aristocratic families."

Li Chengqian raised the cigarette in his hand as he spoke.

Li Shimin looked at the two men's enjoyable expressions and patiently took another puff.

Cough cough cough....

“Will anyone like this?”

Li Jing said, "Your Majesty, it is indeed uncomfortable at first, but this thing is addictive and to a certain extent it is a means to deal with the aristocratic families."

Li Shimin took another puff, and this time he stopped coughing. He closed his eyes and felt the spiciness coming from his throat.

Then I took another big puff and felt dizzy!!

"His Majesty!!"

Eunuch Duoyu hurried forward to support him: "Your Majesty, are you okay?!"

Li Shimin was a little shaky: "A little confused..."

He looked at Li Chengqian and said, "You kid, are you trying to poison your father?"

Li Chengqian sneered: "I don't want to bear the reputation of a patricide."

As he spoke, he took out a wooden box, which was filled with a box of cigarettes, all of which were Baita.

Li Shimin signaled eunuch Duoyu to take the box, and then was about to walk into the main hall of the East Palace.

"You can't go in!"

"Why?"

"Your daughter-in-law is pregnant and is resting now!!"

Li Shimin's face lit up with joy: "The Crown Princess is pregnant again, great, great!!"

"Since the Crown Princess is resting, I won't go in. You follow me."

After Li Shimin finished speaking, he was about to turn around and leave, but Li Chengqian still stood there.

"No need to see you off, take care!"