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"Stay still, I'll go take a look!"

Li Chengqian was about to walk out of the alley where he was hiding: "Hello!"

The man was stunned at first, then ran over excitedly.

"I met an old friend in a foreign land. Hello, hello. Do you have Xie Li Ting?"

Under the dim light, Li Chengqian could see the man's appearance clearly.

"You are....the clean and hygienic Liu Yong!!"

Liu Yong was stunned. "What do you mean by clean and hygienic? I'm about to have my anus prolapsed. How can it be hygienic? I have to keep my mouth shut even when I take a shower in this damn place. I accidentally drank a mouthful and ended up like this."

"Wait a minute, I don't think we know each other, how do you know my name?"

Li Chengqian was also stunned.

In 2020, Liu Yong seems not to have started to be "clean and hygienic".

"Hey~~ You don't know me, but I know you. I've seen you in the company's employee list."

Liu Yong held his stomach and asked, "Are you also sent from outside the company?"

"No, I'm here for tourism."

"Travel!! Let's not talk about that for now. Do you have any medicine?"

Li Chengqian spread his hands, unable to help.

Liu Yong had no choice but to clamp his anus: "Forget it, where do you live? I have nothing to do, let's chat!"

"Our tour bus broke down on the way, so we walked all the way here from the village above, and we haven't found a place to stay yet."

"We! Are there any compatriots left?"

Li Chengqian waved towards the alley, and Li Shimin, Li Jing and others came out.

Liu Yong took one look and said, "Well, let's organize a tour group to India. You guys are on the wrong track. Why don't you go somewhere else to have fun instead of traveling to this shitty place?"

Although he said this, he still warmly invited Li Chengqian and his party to come to his rental house, which also served as a temporary office.

But as soon as he got there, he rushed straight into the toilet, and then there was another round of crackling noises.

Li Chengqian listened and saw that what he was pulling out was all water!

Poor cleanliness and hygiene...

"Everyone, be careful. You can't eat anything here, and you can't even drink water casually, otherwise you will end up like this."

Everyone said, we would have planned this even if you didn’t tell us.

This damn place is like a large open-air cattle pen, with a foul smell and urine everywhere.

Not long after, Liu Yong walked out of the toilet with a pale face, holding on to the wall.

"This place is small, everyone just find a place to stay for the night. I'll find a car to take you there tomorrow..."

"By the way, where are you planning to go?"

Li Chengqian replied: "Of course it is Xin Deli."

Liu Yong nodded: "It just so happens that I also have to go to Xindeli to do some work tomorrow."

Having said that, Liu Yong's anus shrank again and he ran to the toilet again.

In one night, Liu Yong went to the toilet six times. Finally, he had no more defecation before dawn and was completely exhausted.

Li Chengqian and his companions each found a place to rest, closing their eyes and conserving their energy for the action after daybreak.

For breakfast, Liu Yong took some fruits and biscuits he brought from home. He didn't dare wash the fruits with water, but just wiped them with clothes.

"The conditions are tough, there's nothing to offer."

Li Chengqian smiled bitterly and said, "How much is your monthly salary when you are assigned to Ah San?"

Liu Yong said angrily: "The salary is quite high, but who knew that I would risk my life here. I thought that working abroad would give me the opportunity to travel, but I didn't expect..."

"Hey, it's all tears if I talk too much. You guys eat first. I'll go call a taxi."

Li Shimin and his companions looked at the fruits and decisively gave up, choosing snacks with Chinese characters on the packaging.

Not long after, a tattered bus stopped at the door.

At this time, Liu Yong finally discovered something strange about Li Chengqian and his group.

"Why do you all have pigtails? Is there any explanation?"

Li Chengqian explained: "We are from the Hanfu Club."

Liu Yong nodded: "Then why don't they talk?"

"I'm afraid you can't understand the poor Mandarin they speak?"

Liu Yong was stunned: "Hu Jianren?"

"Yes, yes, Hu Jian is a Hakka."

Liu Yong didn't believe it: "That shouldn't be the case. I've seen Hu Jian people before. Although their accents are weird, I can still understand them."

Li Chengqian looked at Li Jing and said, "Old Li, please say a few words to prevent this man from always doubting us."

Li Jing held out his hand and said, "Hello, I'm Li Jing. Thank you for your hospitality."

Liu Yong stretched out his hand blankly: "Is it so magical? But I can still understand a few words."

"Forget it, let's get in the car!"

In the car, Liu Yong and Li Chengqian sat together.

"Leave me your contact information!"

Li Chengqian took out the mobile phone he had searched in the Asan camp, which was a Xiaomi phone.

"What's your cell phone number? I'll call you."

In fact, he didn't know the phone's number, and he had to use Asan's corpse's fingerprints to unlock it one by one.

After successfully unlocking the phone, you need to flash the phone and reinstall the system to truly master it.

The two exchanged contact information and continued chatting.

The car soon arrived at a station in Xindeli, and Li Chengqian took out a stack of rupees, which also came from the Asan camp.

Not knowing if it was enough, he just stuffed it into Liu Yong's pocket.

"What are you doing? We are all friends when we go out. You're polite."

Li Chengqian said, "One is one and two is two. We still want you to be our tour guide."

Liu Yong took the money and stuffed it into his backpack. He said, "I'll be your tour guide for a day. Where do you want to go?"

"I want to go to the Indian military base and take a look."

"A military base! Are you crazy? Why would you go there?"

"You're curious!"

"Curious? Not to mention this happening abroad, even in China, if you want to get close to any regiment or company headquarters, you have to be inspected. Isn't that right..."

Liu Yong finally came to his senses: "Who are you?"

Li Chengqian knew he couldn't hide it, so he opened his backpack and revealed the gun barrel inside.

Liu Yong looked at it and widened his eyes: "You guys are not..."

"Xu~~Don't tell anyone, just think of us as tourists. Now, I'm formally asking for your help."

Liu Yong was excited and said: "I guarantee to complete the task!"

In this way, Li Chengqian and his group pretended to be backpackers and walked on the streets of Xindeli under the leadership of Liu Yong.

The toilets are open-air, cows are walking all over the ground, there are dogs and cats everywhere, and even monkeys and rats can walk on the streets openly.

Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin and others said that this was simply a paradise for animals!

At some street food stalls, some people use their feet to step on the ingredients, some use their armpits to squeeze them, and some even wash their hands directly in the ingredients.

Liu Yong looked at everyone with a curious expression: "Why, you want to try it?"

Li Chengqian quickly shook his head frantically: "No, no, no, I still want to return home alive."

Liu Yong chuckled: "Clean and hygienic, isn't that what you said?"

Li Chengqian said, "Have you ever thought of shooting some videos here in India and posting them on TikTok, using the slogan "clean and hygienic"? It will definitely be a big hit."

Liu Yong stroked his chin and asked, "Will this work?"

Li Chengqian joked: "Of course it can work, provided that your stomach can withstand the test."