【British and American】My miserable life studying abroad

"fart!"

Wei Sheng Ling's powerful and concise words interrupted Batman's hesitation.

His willpower is very strong, but Robin is still young, and he is worried that it may be shaken because of the current second-generation Robin.

Batman, who is proficient in many languages including Chinese, and the Joker, who knows a little Chinese, both paused and turned to look at Wei Shengling.

She blinked, "Uh, what about funny mud pee?"

They mean basically the same thing, except that the previous one is in Chinese, while this one is English that has been forcibly pronounced in Chinese.

Even someone as calm and powerful as Batman was speechless for a moment. The Joker raised his eyebrows and laughed, "Oh, little Rose, why didn't I find you so interesting before?"

Robin: ...?

Divine gold.

No wonder Batman puts people in Arkham Asylum.

Under the eyes of the three people, she openly took out a knife from the space and cut the rope for herself. Robin was too far away from here, and the corridor was crowded with people. The people on his side had not been untied yet, so he had to fend for himself.

After cutting the ropes on her wrists, she dealt with the ropes on her feet without feeling uncomfortable at all.

There is no shame in saving yourself.

"Is the Joker French?" Wei Shengling asked seriously while saving himself. Batman punched the Joker hard in the face. "No, he's American."

"Oh."

That doesn't make sense. Dear little darling, little pearl, little rose, these are the only names that the French have.

That's right, most French people are not as frivolous as the clown, although he himself doesn't think so. To him, the title is the same even if it is changed to idiot. He just calls it whatever he thinks of and says it whatever comes to his mind.

"Are you trying to help Little Batman distract me? That won't work." The Joker grinned sinisterly. The pistol that had been emptied of bullets had been thrown away long ago. He kicked Batman, and while the other party was dodging, he took out a pistol from somewhere and pointed it at Wei Sheng Ling.

"Be careful--" Robin opened his eyes wide and wanted to save her, but he was too far away to make it in time. Batman remained calm and reached out to grab the Joker's gun, but Wei Shengling did nothing.

Whether it's Batman who is close at hand or Robin who is far away, their movements cannot compare to the Joker who only needs to pull the trigger.

Then--

"Surprise!"

A rose emerged from the muzzle of the gun pointed at Wei Shengling, accompanied by colorful ribbons floating in the air.

Wei Sheng Ling: Divine gold, it made me laugh for no apparent reason.

She actually laughed, which fully proves that people will laugh when they are extremely speechless.

Robin was also stunned, only Batman was unmoved. He had seen this trick many times. The Joker would often point guns at hostages, making them guess whether it was a magic gun or a real gun with bullets.

Batman kicked the Joker hard in the abdomen, and the latter flew up and hit the wall heavily. The Joker then took out a gun.

Robin took action this time. He took out the rope gun from his waist and shot at the Joker's wrist. This would not kill the Joker, but would make him suffer.

Wei Shengling took out a long sword from the space and quickly dodged the bullets. Although the bullets would not hit her if she stood still, she still hid her trump card as much as possible.

The blade of the longsword reflected a cold light under the illumination of the corridor lights. She added a series of buffs to herself and rushed towards the Joker, assisting Batman in his attack.

She was not clear about the attack pattern of this Gotham City hero, so she decided not to rush forward and disrupt his pace.

Moreover, they were fighting in close combat, and the distance was too close. If other offensive words were used, it would be likely to cause accidental injuries.

The Joker fired several shots in the direction of Wei Shengling and then rolled over to escape from Batman's iron fist. Robin finally untied everyone and asked the hostages to quickly leave from the stairs and joined the battle.

Three against one, the clown was already at a disadvantage, but he didn't care even though his face was bruised and swollen. "I'm becoming more and more interested in you, sweetheart. It seems that next time I have to take away your space equipment first. I'll remember that."

This sentence is already a short ghost story.

"Oh, yes, yes, next time for sure." Wei Shengling said perfunctorily. She would be going back to Columbia University in New York in a while. With Tony's financial support, Columbia University was rebuilding at an astonishing speed.

It would be better for you to stay in Gotham City and fight with Batman then.

The clown was still laughing, he was neither angry nor upset. He just stared at Wei Shengling, staring at him intently with a creepy look.

"We will see each other again, we will definitely see each other again."

The Joker was eventually subdued, and Batman beat him so hard that he passed out, with only one breath left.

"Although he is just an ordinary person without super powers, his self-healing ability is far superior to others. Even though he looks like he is about to die, he will be back to normal in two days and be able to jump around."

Afraid that others would misunderstand Batman, Robin hurried to explain.

"I know." Wei Sheng Ling smiled friendly at the little boy. In a certain setting, the clown has the Dionysus factor in his body. As long as he doesn't die, he will quickly return to normal.

As for why the Joker is not killed, in addition to Batman's principle of not killing, there is another reason. In another setting, once the Joker dies, he will release a clown gas that will infect the person who killed him and everyone around him into clowns.

When one clown dies, thousands of clowns will stand up.

This poisonous gas has a strong ability to spread and pollute, can easily dissolve in water, and bring madness to more people.

I’m afraid the whole city will become a clown.

By then, even the nightmare hell mode won't be enough to describe the battle in Gotham.

No one knows what kind of setting the Joker is in, and no one dares to bet.

"I don't know if the Joker has planted a bomb here. Since he didn't threaten me with a choice between two options, the possibility of a bomb here is not high. But we still have to rule it out, Robin."

"Roger that!"

Batman has experienced too many situations where he had to choose between two options using bombs, and each time it was a painful decision. If a bomb was installed here, the Joker would never give up and see his entangled and painful expression.

Maybe I came too hastily this time and didn't have time to release it.

After careful investigation, there was not a single bomb in the entire dormitory building, which was good news.

"You will be able to go back after a while."

Batman nodded to Wei Shengling, took the Joker and Robin away, and sprayed the antidote through the fire alarm.

Many of these villains in Gotham like to play with viruses.

The sound of sirens was heard outside the dormitory building. It was the Gotham police who came to clean up the mess. They were the ones who had to deal with these minions of the Joker.

"Miss, please come with us to the police station to make a statement."

Gotham Police Chief Gordon said, Wei Shengling nodded and couldn't help but look at him.

It's normal. She liked to play boring jokes like Gordon's click before she broke the dimensional wall.