【British and American】My miserable life studying abroad

"dong dong dong"

Someone knocked on the door of their big box.

"Come in." Is it a waiter or...

"Hello, Comrade Wei Shengling, fellow Avengers, Comrade Li Anni, Miss Lynn, Mr. Barnes, Mr. Holmes, Mr. Watson, and Ms. Morstan." The visitor smiled and said a long list of names in one breath, then looked at Laura, "Ms. Laura, and these two lovely children."

"Hello?" Wei Shengling looked at the two people who came in, a man and a woman, and she stood up unconsciously. "What's the matter?"

At most, I can kill a lot of people in Europe and the United States, but I am still a law-abiding citizen in China, right?

"Don't be nervous." The two comrades understood her nervousness very well. "We are here to deliver a ticket."

"Ticket?"

"It's Mr. Thor's ticket." The man smiled kindly, looking very friendly. "My name is Wu Jiang, and the comrade next to me is Lu Yi. This ticket is from the Chinese Attack Monitoring Department."

"My, mine?" Thor was sober now. He pointed at himself in confusion. "Are you sure?"

"That's right," Lu Yi stepped forward and said in fluent English, "At 9:43:21 this morning, our country detected the attack and activated defenses, ready to counterattack at any time. It turned out to be Mr. Thor who returned to Earth from Asgard." Looking at the woman who seemed to be smiling, Thor was a little sweaty.

"Although Mr. Saul's illegal entry was unsuccessful, he had already carried out this behavior. It was just that our defense was relatively strong and intercepted him. Many department personnel were therefore highly alert and activated protective measures."

This means that even if you fail because of your bad skills, you will still be punished.

"Given Mr. Saul's special circumstances and his unsuccessful entry, we will deal with him leniently. You need to reimburse the cost of initiating countermeasures and pay the fine for illegal entry. According to our country's Exit and Entry Administration Law, foreigners who enter the country illegally will be fined between 1,000 and 10,000 yuan for minor offenses. This time, the fine is 5,000 yuan."

"The protective measures take a short time to activate, and the price is determined based on the energy consumed, which is 50,000 RMB."

"The total is 7756.87 RMB, which is USD."

"Excuse me, is it RMB or USD? Cash or card?"

Sol:…

He felt stars in his eyes and seemed to not understand English.

Tony held his forehead.

How could Thor have any money? Most of his expenses on Earth were paid by Stark Industries and his girlfriend...ex-girlfriend.

He himself is a poor man with a poor face.

"Swipe the card...deduct it from your salary, Saul."

"Salary... Do I still have a salary?!" Thor's eyes lit up. "Stark, you really are my best friend!"

Tony:…

other people:……

It doesn’t matter if this close friend is not mine.

After receiving the ticket and paying the fine by credit card, Lu Yi and Wu Jiang prepared to leave. Before leaving, they recommended a few restaurants that were not well-known but had delicious food.

"This is quite funny," Strange said with a smile. "Before I took the Teleportation Certificate Exam, they also knocked on the door of the Mage Temple and handed me a ticket. It was the same two people, and even the personnel configuration has not changed."

No matter which mage temple he was in, the ticket came late.

"You've been punished too?" Peter was a little surprised. "But you're a magician. You can use spells with a 'whoosh' sound. You can deploy cool magic circles and open portals—"

"But I'm still living on Earth, so be practical, boy," Strange patted Peter on the shoulder. "Look at Thor, he's still a god in Asgard, but he still got fined."

What a convincing example.

Wei Shengling couldn't help laughing and turned her head away to smile. She met Natasha's eyes. Natasha was leaning lazily on the chair, her slightly wet red hair sticking to her temples, her gray-green eyes were narrowed, and she seemed a little tipsy.

"Natasha?"

"what happened?"

She opened her eyes, and they were clear.

"It's okay, I thought you were drunk."

"You underestimate my alcohol tolerance, honey." Natasha laughed. "That's all. It's like drinking water to me."

"Are you all full?" Banner asked.

"Almost done." The hotpot, chatting and drinking took about an hour.

On the way back to the hotel, Claire said beside Wei Shengling, "It's still incredible when I think about it now. To be honest, before I officially came into contact with the Avengers, I always felt that you guys were particularly distant."

"It's like the identity of a superhero divides you and normal people into two categories. Superheroes are righteous, brave, powerful, and perfect."

"You should realize now that it's not."

"Of course," Li Anni came over with a smile, "Mary, let's go together."

I don't know when she became so close to Mary.

Li Anni's cheeks were a little red, and her short black hair had grown a little longer. "After all, we have truly experienced the daily life of you superheroes."

"Just now?" Mary asked with a smile, and everyone laughed. Sol was a little depressed. "I just don't know the rules. I won't do it again next time."

"Besides, you never invite me when you go out to play... Don't think I don't know."

"Thor," Steve said helplessly, "When you said this, have you ever considered that you didn't leave any contact information?"

In the past, to find him, one had to look for Jane Foster. Once Thor returned to Asgard, Jane couldn't contact him.

Not to mention now that the two of them broke up, they can’t even contact each other on a daily basis. This guy doesn’t even have a cell phone!

"I don't know what contact information to leave. There is no signal or network in Asgard." Thor said aggrievedly, "You can't contact Heimdall either."

“That’s it,” Bucky spread his hands. “If you can’t give us your contact information, we can’t contact you either. We can only meet by chance.”

Sol:…

When will Xiangong get rid of poverty and pull the network cable? [No]

After returning to the hotel to rest for a while, when Li Anni was about to book a room, she found that Tony had asked Jarvis to book one for her.

"Thank you so much, Mr. Stark," LeeAnne held up her phone. "Can we take a picture together?"

"no problem."

This time we came back to rest, mainly to take care of a few ordinary people and two children. They came to relax and are not in a hurry to travel. If they can't finish the tour this time, they can come a few more times later. It's not like they can only come once.

Inside the room, Sherlock looked at the news on his phone thoughtfully.

"The law is long and wide, nothing escapes it, the murderer from Liantang Village was arrested two hours after committing the crime"

This level of technology is indeed extremely disconnected from the outside world.

Why did Mycroft care so much about this?