Wa: It’s broken, I’ve become a cutting monster!
Chapter 282: Being caught as a black carp!
Yes, these two beauties are Su Di and Shan Anyang! In order to fulfill their promise to win the Shanghai Masters, they deliberately put on women's clothing to give back to their fans (showing their true nature)!
"Hello everyone~ I'm Egg Tart!"
Shan Anyang said this in a tender voice and winked at the camera!
Su Di on the side was not to be outdone. This was not the first time he dressed up as a woman. Fans even gave his personality a name after dressing up as a woman...
"Ahem, hello everyone~ I am Kami Su Daji~"
"Ugh... sorry, I might be pregnant and have some morning sickness!" Lizhi almost vomited. These two bitches are so disgusting!
"Damn it! Stop trying to blame others! You just feel sick and want to vomit when you see Su Daji!" Shan Anyang on the side was shocked. He and Lizhi usually pay attention to safety, so how could she suddenly get pregnant?
"Well, you two should put on a show for the brothers in the live broadcast room! You go first, Egg Tart..."
Lizhi took out a feather fan from somewhere and fanned herself on the chair, looking just like an ancient brothel madam...
"Let's dance and wipe the windows! I've been preparing for a long time!" Shan Anyang didn't feel embarrassed at all, but was eager to try!
Then Lizhi and Su Di made room for Shan Anyang, and Lizhi even played BGM for him!
"let us be together……"
"Wipe the glass~"
Shan Anyang raised his right arm, then used his hips to twist smoothly following the rhythm of the BGM.
"Oh my god, if you can look at the egg tarts for more than 10 seconds without getting erect, you're a real man!"
“Egg tart, egg tart, egg tart ~ slurp slurp ~”
"What a beauty!"
"Is this still YouTube? I thought I was in Mina's live studio!"
"It's too late... You're really good at digging egg tarts, it's you!"
After the dance, Shan Anyang became even more excited. If Lizhi hadn’t stopped the BGM in time, this kid would have danced for another half an hour!
"Alright, you're still not done yet? Are you just thinking about showing off? Don't you think about Kami? Um... Kami, you do a part."
Lizhi rolled her eyes at Shan Anyang, then looked at Su Di with a smirk on her face. Su Di was not as shameless as Shan Anyang, but he had years of experience in women's clothing, so he didn't hesitate and danced passionately!
Su Di's dance is not as soft as Shan Anyang's, and seems a bit uncoordinated and stiff, but his cute face is enough to make up for this small flaw, and it also aroused the confidence of the viewers in the live broadcast room.
"I have to say, you two look better than me after putting on makeup." Lizhi clapped excitedly. It was rare to have such two beauties on the same stage.
"Okay, Sudi, go back and start tonight's double row."
Shan Anyang urged. Su Di lived in the same community as Shan Anyang and was only five minutes’ walk from home. Naturally, he didn’t say anything. He just said hello to the live broadcast room and left.
"Why don't you see me off? It's dangerous for a delicate beauty like me to walk alone at night!"
Lizhi fanned herself with a small fan while watching Shan Anyang sitting nearby and logging into the game.
"I'm more dangerous than him!"
Shan Anyang said this unhappily, and then turned on the voice changer. Tonight he was going to play on the Hong Kong server with Su Di, and use the voice changer to hook foreign black carp!
After a while, Su Di's Hong Kong server account came online, and Shan Anyang immediately invited him into the room.
As soon as Su Di came in, she asked in a sweet female voice, "Brother Dandan, are you ready?"
When Shan Anyang heard the voice, his body trembled, and he immediately turned on the voice changer and replied calmly: "I'm ready."
But the voice that came out was that of a royal sister. The audiences in both live broadcast rooms were feasting their eyes and ears, and they were almost malnourished!
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After finishing a day of training matches, BLG's Wang Haozhe and Xiao K started today's free training session.
As a host and part-time professional player, Wang Haozhe naturally started the live broadcast. However, the number of people in the live broadcast room was far less than that of Dan Anyang, but he was still quite famous.
"Xiao K, are you okay? The game has begun!"
Wang Haozhe saw that he had found the match and called out to Xiao K who was going to the bathroom. Xiao K also hurried back to his seat and glanced at the map: Yuangong Town.
"Source Works Center? Let's see what our teammates choose."
Wang Haozhe naturally chose Duel immediately, but after taking a look at his teammates' IDs...
Still can't do it?
I am Tang, not stupid.
"It seems like it's Mr. Dan and Brother Su that are in the queue." Xiao K also saw his teammates' IDs, so he turned on the microphone and asked.
"Boss Dan, Brother Su, what are you guys playing?"
Just as Xiao K and Wang Haozhe were waiting for Su Di and Shan Anyang to reply, a delicate female voice came out!
"Ah? Brother Haozhe and Brother Xiaok? I'm not Brother Su, I'm his sister, and I'm here to talk about his broadcast today~"
Wang Haozhe, Xiao K: (′⊙w⊙`)
"Then...what about Mr. Dan?"
Wang Haozhe asked Shan Anyang with a glimmer of hope, but as soon as Shan Anyang opened his mouth, Wang Haozhe's heart finally died!
"Brother Haozhe~ I've also lined up to be a big star! Danchu didn't come back today, I'm Lizhi..."
"Dig..."
Wang Haozhe quickly opened YouTube and clicked into the live broadcast of Shan Anyang and Su Di...
"Oh my god!? It's so pretty... but it's so tactful?"
As the starting players of BLG, Wang Haozhe and Xiao K are naturally very familiar with Shan Anyang. The two teams not only often play offline games, but also often arrange training games!
The second stage of vctcn was still held in the Chengdu Stadium. Wang Haozhe and Xiao K were in the villa rented by BLG in Chengdu at this time. The two looked at each other and saw confusion in each other's eyes...
The final lineup was selected. Because Wang Haozhe chose Ryze in advance, Dan Anyang chose Reyna, Su Di added Baoan, Xiao K chose Purgatory, and the last passerby chose Skye.
Entering the game, passerby Sky couldn't wait to open the microphone and asked in broken English:
"Reina, are you a girl?"
"Yes, I'm a girl. Where are you from, brother Skye?"
Shan Anyang smiled and said on the microphone, I thought that meeting Wang Haozhe and Xiao K would be a great show, but I didn't expect there would be another master?
"I'm from Japan! You're cute..."
"Hahahahaha!"
Wang Haozhe and Xiao K laughed their heads off. This Japanese Skye was hooked at the egg point and turned into a black carp!
"Really? Thank you~"
"What about me, Skye? Do I have a cute voice?"
Su Di couldn't help but open the microphone and openly expressed his jealousy!
"You...you're cute too!"
puff……
The four people burst out laughing when they heard Skye's reply. Although it was a bit immoral, it was really funny!
Poor Skye, was played around by Dan Anyang and Su Di.
"Fuck bro, hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this Skye looks like that Tom Cat!"
Wang Haozhe couldn't hold it in any longer, and his stomach almost cramped from laughing. In the game, Jiefeng was also killed in one shot, but Wang Haozhe didn't care anymore, because he had Dan Anyang to back him up...
"I want to eat these two people, go ahead, who can beat you two?"
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