Dressed as a beauty to be selected, the game starts in hell mode!
Chapter 203: Catch them?!
"Why hasn't the person been sent here yet?!"
On the carved couch, Mr. Zeng, who was dressed in rich clothes and had gray hair and beard, was impatiently scolding his servants. His cloudy old eyes were full of greed and desire, and he was obsessed with lust.
When he thought of the pretty face and affectionate eyes of the young lady who played Du Liniang on the stage, his heart itched so much that he wished he could hold her in his arms and ravage her at will.
The older people get, the more they like young and beautiful girls.
Being with them, he seemed to grow younger.
He also liked to hear their screams, which made him tremble with excitement, and for a moment he seemed to have returned to his youth.
"Master, please wait a moment."
"The girl lives a little far away, and the housekeeper has already sent someone to invite her."
The servant kneeling on the ground said repeatedly.
As soon as the servant finished speaking, he heard footsteps outside the door. He looked up quickly and said in surprise, "Master, it must be the butler who brought the girl here..."
"come yet?!"
"Quick! Quick! Bring it in!"
Mr. Zeng was overjoyed and hurriedly got off the bed and put on his shoes to greet the girl. Thinking that he would soon be able to hug the sweet and soft girl, he couldn't help but feel a surge of passion.
In his imagination, when the door was pushed open from the outside, a girl as beautiful as a pear blossom would shyly walk towards him, like a fairy from heaven...
But what he saw in the end was a woman who looked ugly like Wuyan.
She had a dark yellow complexion, freckles all over her face, flat breasts and a big butt, and she kept winking at him...
A flirtatious look only looks good when it's cast by a beautiful woman. If an ordinary girl casts a flirtatious look, it has nothing to do with being beautiful. It's so scary that it will give you nightmares when you sleep at night.
Where has Master Zeng ever met such an ugly person in his life! ?
Mr. Zeng's expression instantly changed from expectation to astonishment, and then to anger and disgust, as if he had swallowed a fly.
He took a few steps back, almost losing his balance, and pointed at the ugly woman, shouting in a trembling voice: "What...what's going on?! I want the young lady who plays Du Liniang, not this...this ugly woman?!"
Who is so bored as to bring such an ugly girl in front of him?
"Master Zeng, I am the young lady who plays Du Liniang..."
"Didn't you say you liked me and wanted me to be your eighteenth concubine?"
"You have no idea how happy I am to hear this news."
"I have been ugly since childhood and have been unmarried several times, so I have low self-esteem... It is only when I act that I can transform myself into the beautiful Du Liniang..."
"But I didn't expect that you, Master Zeng, had such a keen eye that you could see through my fake makeup and like my real face..."
"I am so happy to be able to marry Master Zeng..."
Xu Li'niang spoke in a pinched voice while slowly walking towards Master Zeng, her eyes full of infatuation.
As Xu Liniang approached, Mr. Zeng seemed to smell a faint odor, as if a rat had died somewhere.
This made him look around in confusion, trying to see where the smell came from. After sniffing for a long time, the stench became stronger and stronger. Only then did Mr. Zeng confirm that the stench was coming from Xu Liniang.
"vomit!"
"What's that smell on you?!"
"Go away!"
"stinky!"
Mr. Zeng was almost vomiting from the smoke.
"Yes... it's my armpit odor..."
"You also know that we are just a small troupe, wandering around all day long, with no time to wash properly, and sleeping in the open every day..."
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
"But I assure you that I can get rid of this problem by taking more baths... and then the smell will go away..."
As Xu Liniang spoke, she tried to get close to Master Zeng again.
The strong smell of dead rat mixed with the odor of something rotten immediately surrounded Master Zeng. Master Zeng could no longer hold back and vomited.
"roll!"
"Get them out!"
"Their troupe will never be allowed to set foot in Zeng's house again in this lifetime!"
Mr. Zeng vomited violently and felt really sick.
"Master Zeng! Master Zeng?! No!"
"I want to get married! I want to be a concubine! I want to wear gold and silver, I want to eat and drink the best..."
"Ah! Ah! I don't want to go..."
Xu Liniang suppressed the joy in her eyes, twisting, making a fuss, and struggling like a naughty old lady at the village entrance, and she was unwilling to leave no matter what.
Her excitement made the stench even stronger.
"Quick! Take her away! Throw them all out!"
Mr. Zeng covered his nose with a handkerchief and said while jumping up and down.
……
"Tsk tsk..."
"Xu Li-niang's acting is pretty good! Not worse than yours!"
Hong Yaer told Hua Wu everything that happened in the front yard, and exclaimed in amazement from time to time.
"This Xu Li Niang is also very powerful!"
"Although the makeup you put on her can't be washed off with my help, I made her three points uglier and gave her armpit odor... But if she feels guilty and her acting skills are not up to par, I'm afraid today's matter won't be that easy."
When Hongyaer saw Xu Li'niang being thrown out of the front yard by Mr. Zeng, she knew that the matter was settled.
They will be able to leave Zeng's house soon.
“Heaven will help those who help themselves!”
Hua Wu was also very happy that Xu Liniang was about to escape from the clutches of Master Zeng.
She had originally thought that if Mr. Zeng got so angry that he wanted to beat Xu Li'niang to death, she would have no choice but to force her way out with the people from the Dahongchou Opera Troupe.
With Hongyaer and Datura pollen around, Hua Wu felt that it was still possible for them to force their way out.
"Quick! Is everything packed?"
"I guess we'll be able to leave soon."
Hua Wu turned around and urged Master Xu.
"Everything has been packed up...is it really...done?" asked Team Leader Xu excitedly.
He was filled with gratitude towards the young man in front of him. The young man's craftsmanship was impeccable. The dye he mixed would not fade even after washing. Moreover, his makeup was so ugly that it was eye-catching, but it was very real.
It was as if Xu Liniang was supposed to be this ugly, and it didn't look fake at all.
I don’t know where this guy got such a smelly ointment that made his daughter stink. If he didn’t know that she was his own daughter, even he would have disliked her.
It was extremely thrilling at that time.
The young man had just finished putting makeup on his daughter when the housekeeper came with his men.
He would never forget the shocked expression on the housekeeper's face. He even suspected that they were making Li Niang look ugly, and he even asked Li Niang to wash her face, but after washing, Li Niang was still like that.
At that time, the housekeeper's face looked as ugly as if he had eaten a fly.
After confirming that it was Li Niang herself, the housekeeper had no choice but to take her away.
As soon as Li Niang left, they started packing their luggage because according to Guo's plan, they would probably be kicked out of Zeng's house soon.
Although they haven't received the reward yet, it's good enough that they can guarantee their lives.
Run first and then talk.
Sure enough, after a while, Xu Liniang came back crying, and then the entire troupe was driven out of the Zeng residence like dogs that had lost their home.
Master Xu stood there in a daze for a long time before he reacted and called on everyone to get on the carriage - run!
They didn't dare to stay in Hemen County for even a day.
After getting on the carriage, the group headed straight for the official road to the capital. The horses ran at full speed, and everything on the carriage was almost flying... Not long after they left Hemen County, they heard a burst of hurried horse hoof sounds behind them.
Mr. Xu's heart suddenly trembled.
Could it be that Master Zeng discovered that they were deceiving him and came to arrest them? !
……
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