The little cook in the book has fallen asleep
Chapter 43 Xiao 8 eats shit
The passing of Old Mrs. Cheng still made Old Mr. Cheng depressed for a few days, but he still took his three sons to the fields to tend the crops every day. All of Old Mrs. Cheng's original plans were disrupted and postponed.
"Hey, little girl, look, the things you planted by the wall are so green and beautiful!" At this moment, Old Mrs. Cheng was watering the plants in the backyard with her three daughters-in-law and several grandchildren.
The originally bare backyard is now lush and green. The bean racks have been set up, Li Huaxiang and the others are tidying up the vines, and after watering the plants, Grandma Cheng was attracted by the corn plants in the corner.
Cheng Yu looked up and was delighted. The corn had entered the jointing stage, and in about a month it would enter the silking stage.
"Sister, sister, are you going to use the fertilizer you drew when you signed in today? And there are a lot of food in the space, what should we do with it?" Xiao Ou stood on Cheng Yu's shoulder and communicated with Cheng Yu using his consciousness.
"Can't we barter? Check the system to see if there's any organic fertilizer? No chemical fertilizer!" Cheng Yu was very happy to have a ready-made little brother.
"Yes, sister. One ton of grain can be exchanged for 500 kilograms of fertilizer. Do you want to exchange?" Xiao Ou told the exchange rate. He felt that the system was becoming more and more ridiculous and stingy.
As soon as it thought of this, it was electrocuted and roared in fear.
"I need to change... I can't keep my ears anymore, can't you speak a little more quietly?" Cheng Yu rubbed his ears and said immediately. Xiao Ou's voice was hoarse and noisy, a bit harsh.
"Sister... I was electrocuted..." Xiao Ou explained the whole story aggrievedly.
"Okay, be good, be good, don't be sad. From now on, we will talk quietly and not let the system hear it." Cheng Yu reached out and rubbed Xiao Ou's little head.
"Sister, how do I get the fertilizer?" Xiao Ou asked. Farmyard manure? Is that what he thought?
"Put the one I won in the lottery over there first!" Cheng Yu pointed to the puddle where Cheng Xiaoba had jumped in the mud.
Xiao Ou flew over immediately, then flew back, and when it stood still, there was a small bag of something on the ground.
"Grandma...fertilize...help me...fertilize!" Cheng Yu pulled the old lady's sleeve and immediately gave instructions.
“Fertilize;
Fertilization;
Fertilize!" Xiao Ou also shouted.
"Shut up, Xiao Ou, you're so noisy, such a chatterbox!" Cheng Xiaoba loved it in the beginning, but now his ears hurt because of its noise.
If we were to ask who spent the longest time with Xiao Ou, it would definitely be Cheng Xiaoba. There was a time when he would directly carry Xiao Ou to his bed to sleep. Later, he almost crushed Xiao Ou and only stopped after being pecked by Xiao Ou until she cried.
"You're a chatterbox, you're a chatterbox!" Xiao Ou circled around Cheng Xiaoba and kept saying that he was a chatterbox, so Cheng Xiaoba got angry and chased after him.
"Nannan, how do you use this?" Old Mrs. Cheng opened the cloth bag and found it was filled with black residue (organic fertilizer), then asked Cheng Yu in confusion.
"Like this..." Caught off guard, Cheng Yu reached into the farm manure, grabbed a handful, and placed it at the foot of the corn plant.
After Cheng Yu demonstrated it once, she looked at everyone with satisfaction, only to find that the four people, the mother-in-law and the daughters-in-law, who usually loved her, stayed away from her, and even her brothers didn't stay close to her.
What is that thing that stinks? She raised her hand and smelled it. Woohoo, she couldn't keep her hand anymore!
"What is this?" Old Mrs. Cheng asked with amusement as she looked at her granddaughter who was about to cry but had no tears.
"Fertilizer... helps you grow taller!" Cheng Yu replied, "Farmyard manure increases yield and fat, and helps the trees grow taller!" (Voice from the heart)
Cheng Yiyu walked forward, took his sister's hand and took them to the puddle to wash it. Although there was still a little smell, it didn't have much of a impact.
"Hahaha, this time she really is a bad sister!" Cheng Xiaoba ran back and said to Cheng Yu with a smile.
However, joy turned to sorrow. He walked without looking at the road, and with a "splash", he fell towards the fertilizer bag, with a mouthful of farm manure.
"What is this?" Cheng Xiaoba smelled something a bit like feces and immediately asked with hope.
"Shit!" Cheng Yu deliberately uttered the sound three times. Seeing the starling's face getting redder and redder, she found it funny.
Cheng Xiaoba kept saying "Puh, Puh, Puh" all the way until he ran to the puddle, picked up a scoop and started washing his mouth. Shit? Did he eat shit?
Everyone tried to hold back their laughter, and then they heard Xiao Ou shouting, "Cheng Xiaoba ate shit, Cheng Xiaoba ate shit, Cheng Xiaoba ate shit!".
Everyone couldn't help laughing. Cheng Xiaoba originally wanted to cry, but when he saw everyone was laughing, he laughed too.
But I'm afraid I can't keep this bird! Is it better to roast or boil the bird? Give me an answer, it's urgent!
Xiao Ou looked at Cheng Xiaoba who was staring at him fiercely. He was no longer afraid and flew directly to the big tree beside the backyard and started, "Hahaha, Cheng Xiaoba ate shit!".
"Shut up, shut up!" Cheng Xiaoba jumped under the big tree, trying to catch Xiao Ou.
"Come, listen to Nannan. Each of you will get a small bucket and use it to fertilize her corn and potatoes. The rest can be kept..." said Old Mrs. Cheng.
"Don't leave... the beans... the eggplants, and... them." Cheng Yu waved her little hand and pointed at all the vegetables in the corner.
"Okay, I'll listen to you, little smart guy!" Old Mrs. Cheng said with a smile, and then asked a few people to divide all the farm manure and go to apply it.
After everyone had applied all the fertilizer, they saw Cheng Xiaoba still jumping under the tree. At this time, Xiaoou had changed his words: "Chatterbox Cheng Xiaoba!!"
It is indeed Nannan’s bird. It is so intelligent that even the way it curses people is different.
Cheng Yu: ...I don’t recognize it, I learned it from Cheng Xiaoba!
Everyone returned to the front yard and started cooking lunch. Originally they were going to set up a stall, but the old lady said that even though the engagement was severed.
However, as long as they are still in mourning before the old lady of the Cheng family is buried, it is better for them not to sell cold noodles. Moreover, cold noodles are sour, and the older generation is afraid that it will be bad for their descendants.
(In my grandmother’s hometown, there is a saying that if the deceased is not buried on the mountain, you cannot eat sour food, and you cannot visit relatives while wearing mourning.)
Cheng Yu was thinking, if the vegetables in their backyard were short of fertilizer, then the crops in the field must also be short of fertilizer...
When Mr. Cheng and the others came back for lunch, Cheng Yu's idea was confirmed.
"Alas, the fertilizer on the land was not fermented well this year, so the crops did not grow well." Old Man Cheng said while eating.
"Yes, I see that the crops are getting yellower and yellower. I'm afraid it will affect the harvest this year!" Cheng Jin said with a worried look on his face.
"Oh, don't worry. If we work a little harder and carry all the manure from our livestock, we will definitely be able to save some of it." Cheng Shang said optimistically.
"But where can we get so much feces?" Cheng Tian also became worried.
At this time, Cheng Yu was clicking on the introduction of farmyard manure:
Product Name: Organic Farmyard Manure
Ingredients: Sheep manure ≥90%, additives 6%…
Can be used for: rice, wheat, vegetables, fruit trees...
She wanted to mix it out for use, but she couldn't put the fertilizer in plastic bags anymore, there was no such thing in this era...
"Sister, you can spend 1000 points to redeem the product of the times function. From now on, the system can automatically convert whatever you need into the packaging of this era for you." Xiao Ou felt a little guilty. They only had about 2000 points left, and the system was taking advantage of them.
"Change," Cheng Yu said painfully. Points can be earned slowly, but the happiness of family is priceless.
"I have..." Cheng Yu said immediately, sitting on his child's chair.
The crowd that was originally chattering immediately quieted down and looked at Cheng Yu.
"Xiao Ou, exchange one ton of grain for 500 kilograms of farm manure and put it in the utility room!" Cheng Yu said in his heart.
When Xiao Ou heard this, he flew out and flew towards the utility room.
"Eat first, eat first, and then go and see with Nannan after dinner." Old Mrs. Cheng seemed to have thought of something Cheng Yu was going to take out, and immediately invited everyone to eat.
Li Huaxiang and the other two as well as the Cheng family boys immediately quickened their pace. No matter how curious Grandpa Cheng and Cheng Jin and the other two were, they ate their meal in an orderly manner.
Anyway, whatever Nannan said there was, there would definitely be.
After lunch, Mr. Cheng couldn't wait to pull Cheng Yu to see the fertilizer she mentioned.
When the father and his two sons saw a small pile of farm manure, they excitedly ran forward to open it. After confirming that it was fertilizer, they were happy at first, and then they wondered what the smell was.
He sniffed left and right, then moved closer to the fertilizer bag and sniffed, yue, no wonder the old woman asked them to eat first.
Old Master Cheng looked at the old woman holding little girl outside the utility room and laughed angrily. This old woman was getting more and more naughty. Couldn't she have said it earlier?
Old Mrs. Cheng: That’s wishful thinking. Let’s all experience this stinky feeling together.
Not only the old lady had this idea, but also the old man. So after the Cheng family took a short rest in the afternoon, all of them were drafted into the army, even Cheng Lixiao and Cheng Xiaoba were not spared.
Cheng Lixiao, who was taking care of Cheng Yu and Cheng Xiaoba under a big tree beside the field: Since you ask him to take care of his younger siblings, why can't he do it at home?
Cheng Xiaoba, who was helping to pass water on the ridge of the field: This hand touched shit and then came to drink water. Does this mean that they also eat shit like him?
Cheng Yu, who was sitting on a small bench enjoying the cool air, said: "Xiao Ou, can't this system be replaced with farm manure that doesn't stink?"
Xiao Ou, who was eating melon seeds on the ground, said: "No, this first generation of farmyard manure is the closest to the ancient fermented manure!"
The Cheng family members spreading farmyard manure in the paddy field: Is it necessary to spread this fertilizer?
Yes! Accept your fate.
In the county town, Magistrate Wei was extremely happy when he saw the officials coming from the provincial capital to report on the imperial examination.
"Sir Wei, your Bai Ze County is truly remarkable. You have produced one Jie Yuan, two Ya Yuan, and five Ju Ren. It's truly remarkable!" said the official who delivered the report with a beaming face.
“No, no, it’s because of the students’ hard work and the good instruction of the two teachers that we can achieve such results!” Magistrate Wei couldn’t stop smiling on his face. This was definitely a political achievement!
"By the way, Jie Yuan and Ya Yuan are both from the Cheng family of Qingshan Village. The prefect will come to their house in person to congratulate them tomorrow. I just come to deliver the news in advance!" After the official who was delivering the message said this, he got up and went to the homes of the five scholars to deliver the news.
There was also an uproar in the private school. Master He and Master Zhou looked at the excited Dean Shen. They had five juren this year.
One of them was the first place winner, and two were the second place winners. This was great news. If it wasn't already late, Dean Shen would probably have already been to the Cheng family in Qingshan Village.
The Cheng family also had dinner happily. Xiao Ou kept it a secret and kept saying that the Cheng family was very happy.
Everyone was happy, even though it was a bird that said it, they were still looking forward to it.
But, the surprise will come tomorrow, so just have a good sleep and we’ll deal with tomorrow’s affairs tomorrow!
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