Big Capitalist
Chapter 74 There is a toilet in my heart, and toilets everywhere
"Boss Merlin is such a good person. He gave us jobs that can make money and let us try new products. This kind of benefit is really great." A student couldn't help but sigh.
"Yes, since I started working for Boss Merlin, I have earned a lot of gold coins to ease the pressure on my family. Now I can even mail gold coins home to supplement the family income."
The students of the Beast Taming Academy were grateful to Merlin from the bottom of their hearts. After all, Merlin gave them the opportunity to persevere and study hard.
"Yes, for jobs like this, you only need to work twelve hours a day to earn so many gold coins, and you can even apply to work overtime to earn more money. Please give me more jobs like this!"
Merlin looked at the surging workers, listened to their grateful speeches, and enjoyed the praise with peace of mind. He opened his arms and shouted loudly, "Classmates, there is always work to be done. As long as you have time and energy, you can keep working for me."
"I, Merlin, promise that if you follow me, you can eat steamed buns with milk flavor and beggar's chicken in lotus leaves every day! You can open any blind box you want!"
Merlin felt that the students from the other world were really easy to deceive. These guys were even easier to use than the college students from Blue Star. An evil smile gradually appeared on his handsome face.
[The first-year students of the Arcane Academy are between 14 and 16 years old, while most students enter the Academy at around 15 or 16. However, the nobles receive elite magic education from an early age, and their starting point is much higher than that of ordinary people. This is why Merlin is a third-level magician in the first year, while some seniors are still third-level or fourth-level magicians in the third or even fourth year.]
"Now, put down your work and each of you receive a cup of hot and fragrant pearl milk tea. This pearl milk tea is made with top-quality black tea and high-calcium milk produced by the Beast Taming Academy. In addition, it also contains extremely precious "pearls". This thing is a treasure!"
Merlin looked at the students queuing up to get milk tea. These guys would never forget the wonderful and sweet taste after drinking pearl milk tea, and would definitely not be able to resist consuming it wholeheartedly.
Of course, the most important thing is that you are all my precious experimental materials. Let me see what kind of diarrhea the pearls made from this optimized poisonous cassava will cause.
There is often a terrible trap hidden behind sweetness, even the pearl milk tea from Blue Star is no exception. Behind the deliciousness is the terrifying calories, which is the culprit of your weight gain. But the pearl milk tea in the other world is different. If you drink too much, you will poop more and maybe you can even lose weight.
The students who had already received the bubble milk tea couldn't wait to drink it. There were already things like paper cups in this world. As for straws, there were aquatic bamboo-like plants that were about the same thickness as straws, so Merlin used them as straws.
"Oh my god, how is this made? It tastes so good!"
"The taste of milk? And the smell of tea? I don't understand!"
"This drink called bubble milk tea actually makes me feel better. I don't know why, but I seem to feel happy?"
"This sweet, smooth thing called pearls is really delicious. What on earth is it made of?"
"If I could, I would like to drink a cup of this drink every day. It's so warm."
Merlin looked at the students' reactions and it was pretty much what he imagined. The "pigs" from the other world had never tasted anything good. Pearl milk tea was a top-notch drink. As for the price, one gold coin was enough.
Merlin thought about the salary he paid these students. As long as they worked for him all day long, a cup of bubble tea every day would not be a problem.
As for the one with honey added, the price of just a small spoonful has doubled, so two gold coins is not excessive at all.
Just when Merlin was setting the price for the bubble tea, some students had already reacted to the pearls in the bubble tea. They began to feel a little uncomfortable in their stomachs, and then they had a urge to defecate.
Many students started looking for toilets, but a large number of students did not feel anything. Merlin looked at the scene in front of him and quickly recorded it. According to the health level of the human body, those students who looked obviously strong had a high resistance to the cassava poison.
Statistics must be rigorous. Merlin coughed, opened his hands and shouted again, "Classmates, is the bubble milk tea delicious?!"
The students who didn't have diarrhea immediately raised their empty cups and shouted "Delicious! Delicious!" when they heard Merlin's question.
Merlin listened to the tsunami-like sound and nodded, "Very good, I heard that you like bubble tea. Since it's my treat, of course I want you to drink as much as you want! Drink until you vomit! From now on, there will be unlimited refills of bubble tea, drink! Drink as much as you can! All the amount you drink is mine!"
After Merlin finished speaking, the students were all stunned. Such a delicious drink could be refilled endlessly? This was too good to be true. They wanted to drink until they were satisfied. Such a delicious drink would definitely be very expensive if they bought it in the future. They wanted to drink more now.
The students who were working hard in the open space at the back of the mountain suddenly rioted. They howled and rushed to the place where pearl milk tea was distributed. Wouldn’t they have to drink dozens of cups of such delicious food?
Merlin listened to the students' boasting about drinking dozens of cups, and a barely perceptible evil smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Dozens of cups? You can only drink up to the third cup, then you will have diarrhea. If you still feel like drinking after that, I lose!
You think you guys are making a lot of money? But I never lose money!
Soon, almost all the students who drank a lot of pearl milk tea felt abdominal pain and diarrhea. This group of students began to fight for the toilet in the back mountain. Fortunately, Merlin had good infrastructure and built many public toilets, but for the large student population, these public toilets were not enough.
In this situation, the bigger the fist, the more powerful the situation. The strong seniors easily snatched the seats from the younger students. But what about the students who don’t have toilets?
As long as you have a toilet in your heart, toilets are everywhere!
You can see many students squatting and pooping in the forest, behind mounds, and under remote rivers. Such scenes form a unique and beautiful landscape in the back mountain, and the smell of shit is gradually spreading.
Fortunately, the students of the Arcane Academy are quite good at learning gentlemanly spirit and do not compete for the seats with the female students around them.
Merlin looked at the fourth-level magician seniors who were fine after drinking more than a dozen cups with some surprise. He wondered if the bodies of fourth-level magicians could resist the toxins in cassava?
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