Wandering the Heavens

"Hello everyone, today is still a beautiful day, with bright spring and cool autumn weather. It is the universe's most beautiful girl, Xiao Taohua, who will show you the ancient forging technique."

As soon as Yu Xian walked into the yard, he heard Chen Caiwei's lifeless tone and the lazy pounding sounds.

I leaned over and quietly peeked over to see that this damn girl was listlessly pounding the forging table in front of the live streaming phone. What forging technology was that? She was just bored.

"My friends, you can place an order in the comment section and note the weapons you need. The price is already posted on the homepage of my personal space by this super invincible beautiful girl in the universe."

"Don't ask when that damn eunuch will come back. I am waiting for him to come back and I will die with him."

Hearing these resentful words, Yu Xian felt confused.

"what are you doing?"

"Ah, ah... No, old man, when did you come back!" Chen Caiwei suddenly became energetic.

Yu Xian ignored her for the time being and instead browsed the messages in the live broadcast room.

"My dear brother, you want to order 108 embroidered spring swords, with sharp blades, are you planning to start an uprising at Liangshan Marsh?"

"And my friend Qinglong, you want the Fourteen Forms of the Great Ming Dynasty. I can figure that out, but are you sure we can live a life without worries about food and clothing?"

"By the way, sister, this thing you ordered should be a torture device, not a weapon. Please find the Minister of Justice next door. Also, youth is indeed capital, and it is not recommended to spend too much money just because you have a lot of capital."

"this……"

Before Yu Xian could say anything else, Chen Caiwei had already closed the live broadcast room and held an unsharpened Xiuchun sword against Yu Xian's shoulder with murderous intent.

"You old fool, you actually left me and ran away while I was touring Jiangnan to persuade Zhao Tuo to surrender! Do you know how hard it was for me to revise the laws and the Hundred Schools of Thought? I lived in Chang'an for half a year, and toured Shandong and Jiangnan for half a year. I didn't eat well or sleep well! Do you know how I lived those years?"

"So, is this your reason for messing around in my live broadcast room?" Yu Xian snatched the Embroidered Spring Knife and put it back where it belonged.

"No matter what, I'm angry!" Chen Caiwei said with a pout.

"Why are you so angry? Leave now that the mission is completed. Go traveling, play games, or take the postgraduate entrance exams. Don't bring disaster to my place." Yu Xian started to scold him without saying a word.

"You old man, you raised me and you just don't like me!" Chen Caiwei said aggrievedly.

"Then what do you want?" Yu Xian really couldn't do anything about her.

"I want to have a good meal!" Chen Caiwei took the opportunity to put forward a condition.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Chen Caiwei looked at Yu Xian, who was drunk in a pile of wine bottles, with a cunning look. After testing whether Yu Xian was really drunk, she turned on Yu Xian's communicator.

"No. 9527, please grant role replacement permission to employee No. ."

"Please enter the password!" The voice of No. 9527 came from the communicator.

"I want to eat street hotpot!" Chen Caiwei read out the command from Yu Xian's communicator without hesitation.

"Employee number, your role replacement permission has been enabled. The currently selected mission world is Number One in the World. Replace your role with Cao Zhengchun, the Supervisor of the East Factory. Countdown to enter the world, 10, 9, 8, ... 1. Mission started, wish you a happy time!"

A dark blue crack appeared, and Yu Xian was sucked into it and disappeared. Chen Caiwei turned on the big TV as a monitor, watching Yu Xian's embarrassment while cleaning up the mess in the house.

"You damn old man, I told you to leave me alone and run away! Just enjoy my revenge, Chen Caiwei, ahahahahahaha..."

As soon as Yu Xian opened his eyes, he found himself standing among a group of monsters. He was not drunk at all, and before he could think much, a voice came to his ears.

"He is the laziest man in the world!" said a middle-aged man with his head wrapped tightly with black cloth and his body wrapped in a floral bed sheet.

“A waste of rice!”

Yu Xian relied on the instincts of this body and used his boyish skills to knock the sloppy ghost lying on the couch into a pillar. Facts proved that the so-called laziest man in the world did not exist, because his brains and blood were scattered all over the floor, and his muscles shook violently for several times before he died.

This reminded Yu Xian of the New Year pig slaughtering in rural areas. The muscles of the pigs' four legs would shake violently two or three times before they died. People called this phenomenon "finger-guessing".

"Eunuch Cao, you are killing people in the world's number one manor, aren't you afraid of offending the person behind the scenes?" Shangguan Haitang had no choice but to stand up when he saw people dying.

"Shangguan Haitang, I wonder who is the person behind the scenes you are talking about?" Yu Xian really couldn't stand his own voice.

"You!" Shangguan Haitang was speechless for a moment.

"In this Ming Dynasty, the Emperor is the only God of the East Depot! We don't even know of anyone that the East Depot cannot afford to offend."

Cao Zhengchun didn't know, but Yu Xian knew very well that as long as he could cling to the Emperor Zhengde's thigh, he would end up in Nanjing guarding the Emperor's mausoleum. As for the others, they were all insects and not to be feared.

"Eunuch Cao, why don't you give Wan Sanqian some face and let go of this number one manor in the world?" Wan Sanqian walked into the lobby with his hands behind his back, followed by a masked man in a green robe.

"Three thousand, how can you, a businessman, have such face?" Yu Xian had disliked this man for a long time.

"Cao Zhengchun, do you know how much wealth Mr. Wan has, how many people he can bribe, and how much trouble he can cause you!" Shangguan Haitang thought Yu Xian was just pretending.

"Haha, you are the number one spy of Hulong Villa, the owner of the number one villa in the world, and the smartest person in the world, Shangguan Haitang. You are unworthy of being a spy for the court, but you actually have dealings with a businessman and accept his funding. Wan Sanqian, let me ask you, why did you fund the suspect Zhu Wusi to establish the number one villa in the world?" Yu Xian wanted to bring Wan Sanqian to shame today.

"Cao Zhengchun, Mr. Wan is a righteous businessman recognized by the emperor. You will not be allowed to slander him." Shangguan Haitang realized that Cao Zhengchun was going to take action against Wan Sanqian.

"Wan Sanqian, remember Shen Wansan who built the Nanjing city wall for Taizu. Think about it carefully. We know you have a lot of money, but in the Ming Dynasty, the emperor has the final say, not Zhu Wusi, and certainly not you, Wan Sanqian. Hand over the files of Hulong Villa wisely. I'll give you three days, otherwise it won't work. If you focus on working for Zhu Wusi and ignore our call. The emperor is behind us, and there are many ways to deal with a businessman! Feiying, let's go!" After Yu Xian finished speaking, he took the Dongchang group and left the No. 1 Villa in the World in a neat and tidy manner.

As soon as he returned to the East Factory, Yu Xian dismissed his servants and closed the door. After confirming that the undercover agent Iron Claw Flying Eagle had left, he began to walk around the room. Unconsciously, he even used the Piaomiao Step, so that his figure appeared as a shadow.

What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? I arrived too late and Cao Zhengchun is about to be eliminated. How can I turn the situation around?

"Chen Caiwei, you stinky girl, you are harming our family like this!"

"No, why do I sound like that?"

After Yu Xian finished speaking, he closed his eyes and reached down, but as expected, there was nothing there.

"Chen Caiwei, you..." Yu Xian was so angry that he raised his hand and raised his orchid finger skillfully.

"You old fool, I told you to leave me behind and run away next time!"

The communicator very user-friendly projected a virtual panel with a chat interface similar to WeChat and the message sent by Chen Caiwei.

"You stinky girl! Our family... Bah! I'll deal with you when I get back!"

Yu Xian raised his right hand and skillfully raised his orchid finger. He immediately raised his left hand and slapped his right hand, but the eye-catching orchid finger was still firmly raised.

At this time, Chen Caiwei was laughing so hard that she was rolling on the sofa without any image. The reason why she didn't send a voice message to Yu Xian but a text message was that she was so happy that she couldn't utter a complete sentence.