I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

[Holy crap, is my wife Xia Die really that strong? My jaw dropped!]

[Haha, I really didn't expect this plot twist. Wan Di's expression... his worldview has completely collapsed.]

[What kind of competition is this? Is it just a publicity stunt by miHoYo? I suspect it's scripted, but I have no proof!]

[This is like a gambling god coming along! Everyone's going to lose everything except their underwear! How are we supposed to guess? I just bet my entire fortune on this!]

Indeed, I thought the plot was abstract enough, but I didn't expect miHoYo to be even more abstract in reality!

[But I think it's pretty good, at least much better than waiting 42 days, right? This schedule is packed!]

[That makes sense! The show was a hit!]

[Doesn't anyone feel sorry for our Wan Di? He just wanted to win, what did he do wrong?]

I never expected Wan Di to lose. After all, he had just defeated Bai E, but he lost to Die Bao. What a rollercoaster of a life...

Wan Di returned to the group in a daze, like a puppet whose soul had been taken away. His steps were unsteady, and he was shrouded in a grayish-white aura.

"I'm sorry, I... I never expected to lose to Xia Die." He lowered his head, his voice hoarse, and sighed.

"It's alright," Su Chen patted Wan Di on the shoulder, reassuring him earnestly.

"Think about it, Xia Die spends all day in the kitchen flipping woks, how could her wrist strength be small? Her biceps might even be stronger than yours. Losing to her is nothing to be ashamed of."

Wan Di: “…”

That sounds more reasonable, and it hurts more.

After hesitating for a long time, he asked helplessly, "Who exactly signed her up?"

At this moment, Hanabi suddenly jumped out, put her hands on her hips, and proudly puffed out her little chest: "Ta-da, Lady Hanabi knows!"

"you know?"

"Yes, it's actually me, Hanabi-sama!" She chuckled, her eyes curving into crescents.

"It's you?"

"Don't listen to her, it's Sai Fei'er." Su Chen revealed the truth from the side, and casually pressed Hua Huo, who was trying to cause trouble, back into her seat.

"Let's hurry up and prepare for the next round."

The little black tower, which had been silently observing, began to analyze:

"There are eight teams in total, and each team essentially has eight lives, averaging two lives per person. But because of the life-borrowing mechanism, the situation is more complicated. We lost the first game, and now we only have seven lives left."

She looked up at Su Chen: "What's the next round of the competition?"

"Let me see." Su Chen picked up his phone and began to check the rules, then his expression turned strange.

"...Who's the mole? What the hell? Who decided on the types of competitions? How come the leap is so huge? From physical labor to mental labor?"

"Hehehe..." Hanabi broke free from Su Chen's "clutches," moved closer to him, and volunteered, "How about Director Hanabi shows off her skills in the next round? What do you think?"

Su Chen, Wan Di, and Xiao Heita exchanged glances, looking at Hua Huo's excited, trouble-loving expression, and said in unison, "Agreed!"

-

"Alright everyone, after a short break, let's begin the next round!" Jimi remained in the center of the stage, his voice booming.

"Let's congratulate Team Xia Die on temporarily taking first place thanks to their victory in the arm wrestling competition! Now, the second round of the competition is about to begin!"

"Let me briefly explain the rules for the second round—Who is the mole! Each team will send one member to participate, and the competition will be held in groups of four. After two rounds of speeches, the mole will be determined by vote."

"If the vote successfully identifies the mole, the civilians win; otherwise, the mole wins."

"At the same time, the undercover agent can choose to self-destruct; as long as he guesses the civilian's keyword, it is considered a victory."

"Okay, now that the rules have been explained, the contestants have come onto the stage!"

Now let's focus on the first group's matchup! The participants are: Xia Die Team: Xia Die, Aglaia Team: Aglaia, Daheita Team: Na Ke Xia, Bai E Team: Bai E!

"Now, the game begins!"

On the big screen, the audience and the contestants simultaneously saw their respective keywords.

Commoner entry (Xia Die, Aglaia, Na Ke Xia): Kissing.

The term "undercover agent" (白厄) refers to a debate.

The match hadn't even officially started yet, and the chat in the live stream was already bursting with laughter.

[Pfft! Kissing versus debating? The production team really knows how to create drama!]

[I declare that, regardless of who wins or loses this round, Bai'er is already completely won.]

New viewers are still feeling helpless, while veteran viewers are already laughing.

The first speaker was Bai Er, who calmly dropped a bombshell:

“I often see Nakasha and Aglaia doing this.”

Upon hearing this, the live chat exploded with comments, filled with "???" and "!!!", amidst laughter and cheers.

【What?! Bai E, are you out of your mind?!】

[Is it this exciting right from the start? I love it!]

[I can't believe it, they actually have this kind of relationship?]

[Hahahaha... What a shocking opening! Hahaha...]

I really want to laugh.

Xia Die, standing to the side of the stage, was visibly startled, her eyes widening slightly. Then, as if remembering something, she quickly pulled a delicate little notebook and pen from her pocket and began scribbling away at an almost frenzied pace, muttering to herself as she did so:

"So...our relationship has become this good? These are all valuable materials...I feel like my thoughts are flowing like a spring, I just can't stop."

"Bai'er!" Aglaia said sternly, her hand already instinctively resting on the hilt of her sword. "Please don't spread rumors. Be an honest child."

Xia's face darkened instantly. He silently pulled out a shotgun from behind him, cocked it with a click, aimed it at Bai E, and said with a forced smile:

"First, please call me Anaxagoras. Second, Behemoth, I'm giving you a chance to rephrase your words."

Bai E looked at the two men, who were on the verge of exchanging blows, with a puzzled expression, and asked:

"Isn't this what you were doing backstage while you were preparing? The noise was so loud that the whole backstage area could hear it."

[Hahaha... I can't take it anymore.]

[Bai E, please stop playing idiots, I feel like I can't take it anymore.]

Is it possible that this is Bai E's true character?

I can't take it anymore, this show is too hilarious!

-

At that moment, Xia and Aglaia were both stunned and exchanged a glance.

“I’d rather do this with the Earth Beast than with the Dictator,” Xia replied.

Aglaia's veins bulged: "What did you just call me?"

"A dictator, aren't you one?"

"I see you don't intend to leave this stage intact today." With that, Aglaia pulled out two longswords from somewhere.

"You think I can't beat you? I'd be happy to oblige."

Just as the two were about to start arguing on stage, Jimi quickly reminded Xia Die, who was still writing furiously, "Ahem, Xia Die, it's your turn to speak."

"Ah, oh!" Xia Die finally stopped writing, thought for a moment, and said seriously, "This... is something that couples usually do."

“Not necessarily,” Bai’e immediately retorted, and then made another startling statement, “He often does this kind of thing with Wan Di.”

The entire room fell silent. Even the air seemed to freeze.

The director reacted swiftly, immediately giving an instruction. A bright spotlight swept down from the stage with perfect accuracy, striking the area of ​​the audience's owner team and locking onto Wan Di's face.

The ashen, lifeless look on Wan Di's face froze instantly, replaced by a blank expression. His mouth was slightly open, and his pupils shrank to pinpoints in shock. He even leaned back instinctively, causing the chair to creak and groan as if it were about to fall apart.

He heard some incredible story.

The next second, the live stream chat exploded with comments, so many that the screen was almost completely pixelated.

[! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Grass (a type of plant)! What did I just hear?]

[Wan Di: I'm just a spectator!!!]

Hahahaha!

[What a disaster! You can't kill someone without destroying their spirit!]

[I hereby declare that the MVP of this competition has been decided: Bai Er!]

[Wan Di: So... why did I even come to participate in this competition today?]

Su Chen sighed softly.

That's it, now even jumping into the Milky Way won't clear my name...

Wan Di, go in peace. The team will always miss you.