I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

[Hahaha, Captain, what are you doing? Captain!]

The already sad atmosphere was instantly diluted.

[Please find out who is the savior in this picture? ]

[Tibao: Shocked, Aglaiya: Helpless, Fengjin: Doubtful, Wandi: Confident.]

[I'm dying of laughter. This scene by Bai E is a famous one that will go down in the history of the Bengtie web drama.]

【Give me a picture to guess the combat power. 】

[Bengtie, will you die if you miss one meme? ]

Yes, if they miss a meme, they'll make it up in the next season.

6 Ouch.

[Isn't this a normal position? Generally speaking, in web dramas and anime, there are only two prone positions.]

Which two?

[One is lying down with a finger extended, and the other is curled up like a shrimp.]

【Hahahaha, I didn’t win! 】

-

"Little enemy! What have you done to us?!"

Tibao stomped his feet at Wan Di.

Wan Di folded his arms, looking like a victor, but his voice was still trembling.

"Hmph... just another victory in a fight."

Hearing this, Feng Jin's face was filled with confusion. "Jiao, Jiao Dou?"

"It is so." Aglaya's eyes darkened and he sighed.

"These two, on the surface, are the most powerful warriors in the Holy City, but they can't hide their youthful nature after all...

Tell us, Wan Di? Tell us what foolish things you and Bai Er did."

[Translation: Indeed, Omphalos's future is bleak.]

[How old are Bai'e and Wan Di? ]

[I don't know, but the combined age of the two grades is no more than three years.]

[If they are divided, each will be a king; if they are united, their intelligence will be ominous.]

【Hahahaha, quite interesting.】

-

The camera turned.

Back to a time ago.

Wan Di was standing behind Bai E.

At this time, Bai'e was still in the shadow of his failure in the trial of dispute, and even his two unruly hairs were drooping.

Wan Di was still slowly thinking about how to comfort Bai E.

Countless words flashed through my mind...

"How's your recovery, friend?"

Or, "Failure is common in war, don't take it seriously."

Or, "Take a bath and relax, bro."

Wan Di suddenly shook his head.

No, that's not quite right.

Saying such words is more painful than killing him.

Try changing the wording?

"Cheer up, you still have farther goals."

"Want a drink, man?"

"If you don't mind, let's talk."

Oh... forget it.

Wan Di felt that he had no words at all.

【Hahaha, I’m a proud little lion. 】

[It's hard to hold it together, but I actually went through it in my mind.]

【Textbook tsundere.】

However, when he spoke the next sentence, the audience in the barrage of comments could no longer hold back.

"Am I right? The great 'savior' is finally willing to go out and show himself?"

[Hahahahahaha. 】

[I can’t take it anymore, seriously, these two people, really hahahaha…]

【Wan Di finally chose the statement with the most comments.】

【The player who chose zero from the legendary six. 】

[The astonishing wisdom of Crown Prince Xuanfeng.]

[I told you that tsundere will never fade away.]

[It's been a long time since I've seen such a genuine tsundere.]

I can't stand it anymore. I've been thinking about so many words of comfort, but the most that comes out of my mouth is a mocking remark!

-

Hearing Wan Di's voice, Bai E turned back with a resentful look in his eyes, "Humph."

Wan Di frowned, "Huh... What kind of answer is that?"

"Nothing - just imitating your usual behavior." Bai Er came back to his senses and looked Wan Di up and down.

"I don't sense any special aura from you... Did you pass the test of being a demigod?"

"The ritual has not yet been restarted. Lest you forget—it's only been a short time since I pulled you out of the Trial."

"I didn't forget."

"You're welcome."

I always feel like they're not on the same wavelength, but surprisingly, they can connect.

【The two people bickering is really funny.】

-

Suddenly.

Bai Er started to say some strange things.

"…the last light of the long night, the strong-walled city of Ohma."

“How many have come from afar, thinking she is a lush garden full of figs and olives…”

"...but never imagined that he would fall into a burning furnace?"

Wan Di paused, wondering if he had provoked Bai E into some kind of illness.

"What tricks are you playing?"

"I was just in the mood for a few lines of poetry. Prince Xuanfeng, you can understand poetry, right?"

"The Xuanfeng people don't read such weak texts, but my library has plenty of such books."

Bai Er folded his hands in front of his chest,

"These lines express the author's homesickness, just as Ohema is far away from most people's hometowns."

Homesickness!

【classic.】

[I guess everyone has used this sentence until they retire.]

【Hahaha, so classic.】

【If you write this sentence, you can get at least one point. 】

【Using formulas to solve problems is fast! 】

-

"I understand poetry, HKS (bastard)." Wan Di said to Bai E.

"Ha... stop pretending to be so profound, my friend. Thank you for helping me in that critical moment, but I don't think you're ready for the trial, are you?"

"Don't confuse your situation with mine. I still have my people behind me. I can't ascend to godhood alone before I solve their problems."

"Huh?" Bai Er instantly seized the only chance to counterattack.

"From what you're saying, the brave Maedmos, the heir to the throne of Xuanfeng, actually wants to break the ancient tradition of his clan that has lasted for thousands of years?"

Wan Di sighed softly, "I'm still thinking about what to do."

"Forget it, I'm afraid it's not my turn to give you advice." The next moment, he changed the subject.

"But, an idea suddenly occurred to me..."

"Tell me, what's your bad idea?"

"Perhaps we all need to relieve some pressure. Come on, Madmus, let's continue the competition we had before..."

Bai Er showed a resolute look, staring directly at the enemies in front of him.

"This time—let's see who can last the longest in the *super-hot* bathtub!"

[As the saying goes, the iron pot stews itself in a competition.]

Bai'er's eyes were filled with determination, indicating his desire to join the Party.

【Me and my stupid roommate. 】

It's not hard to see that these two are indeed very good brothers.

-

Wan Di laughed contemptuously and said nothing.

"What? Are you stage fright?" Bai E continued to provoke Wan Di with words.

"The word 'stage fright' doesn't exist in the Xuanfeng people's dictionary. I just find it ridiculous. Unofficial historian, haven't you heard that the Xuanfeng people bathe in the same scalding hot iron used to forge swords and temper iron? Today, I'll teach you these court etiquettes!"

[So, are there any words in the Xuanfeng people's dictionary? ]

[There is HKS.]

[Note: The molten iron used to cast the sword was as high as 800 degrees Celsius.]

There's a reason these two can play together.

-

In the picture, the "bath elf" is dancing and begins to explain the fight.

"So! An unprecedented sauna battle began."