I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

"Wow?" The young man was immediately shocked when he saw the news.

Chat group launched!

[Silver Wolf's current boyfriend: Have you read the latest news? Why is the eighth season delayed? ]

[Bengtie Succubus: Who knows? Anyway, I went to deal some damage early on.]

[It's Mihoyo, not MiHoYo: Actually, it's not Mihoyo's fault. Season 42 aired early. According to the 42-day rule, the gap between Season and Season is still days.]

[I love Jizi's coffee: This isn't about whether to air it early or not. It was Mihoyo's own interactive city that closed down, and airing it early was a remedy. But what does this have to do with Season 8?]

Kafka's Dog: Forget it, let's forgive Mi Huyou this time. There's nothing anyone can do about internal problems. Besides, Yunli is traveling with us this time, so we're practically one of the best in our field.

[Yunli calls me "old friend": Ah, yes, yes, I like Yunli so much. Do you think Yunli's feet get sore when she walks barefoot?]

[Occupy the Big Black Tower: I know you're jealous, but I also know you're a pervert.]

[Huo Huo Huo Huo Yuanjia: Let's see what this is all about first. No matter how much I talk about it, it's still not as interesting as watching it.]

[Silver Wolf's current boyfriend: Go, go, go! ]

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The story takes place when March 7th is still practicing sword.

Yun Li did not see his cheap apprentice that day, so he could only call for March 7's coach.

But Xing knew nothing about this.

Finally, Yunli suggested looking for her in Jinren Lane.

What else could Xing do? As the guardian of March 7th, he had no choice but to go.

For some reason, Xing finally understood why many parents of children were reluctant to attend parent-teacher conferences.

Not long after.

With a nervous mood, Xing found Yunli in Jinren Lane.

"You're here." Yun Li folded her hands on her chest, like a little adult. "When you weren't here, I had already looked around... I looked around, but San Yue Qi wasn't here."

Wen Yanxing replied, "Don't you need to look for March Seventh?"

Yunli said there was no need to look for him, since skipping classes could be considered a day off.

After hearing this, Xing felt that she had nothing to do. "Then... can I go back?"

"No need to go back. I will never treat you unfairly if I ask you to come. Since you are here, I will treat you to something delicious. Today, I am more interested in you." After saying that, Yun Li raised an eyebrow at Xing.

"Me? What kind of interests?"

"Let's talk while we walk."

[Liuying: I'm listening! ]

[Wow, don't say something that might lead to misunderstanding!]

[666, listen, this is called having me in your heart.]

[Yunli is still young and easily fooled by the "Opening Gate Fairy Boat Cloud Rider".]

【I can wait for her! 】

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Following Lingsha's suggestion, Yunli followed Xing to a restaurant.

Yun Li glanced at the menu and said, "Boss, please order one of each item from the top to the bottom."

"This...menu from top to bottom?" The restaurant owner Yan Cui was a little confused.

Yunli turned to look at Xing, "Why, do you think it's enough?"

Xing pulled out two trouser pockets and said, "I only have fifty yuan in pocket money a day."

[So poor? Or a shareholder of Pinocchio?]

[Brother, the shareholders will appear after this plot.]

【Sorry, it’s my fault. 】

"Don't worry, I brought money." Yun Li looked at Xing confidently.

The boss laughed when he saw this and said, "Well, how about this, I'll make a few dishes for you guys to eat first, and we'll order more if you're not satisfied."

After saying that, he went into the house to prepare food while shouting.

Xing and Yunli sat down. She looked at Yunli suspiciously. Yunli was so small, but her mouth was so scary that it almost scared people to death. "Do you usually eat a lot?"

"More... ahem, not much actually. Grandpa said that when making friends out there, you must be generous with your money. So, how's your appetite?"

"I have a small stomach and can't eat much."

Yunli: "...Grandpa said he can eat it."

Xing quickly brought the topic back on track, "You just said that you are interested in me?"

"To be precise, I'm very interested in your sword. I heard Yan Qing talk about you. He said that your strength should not be underestimated, and the shape of your weapon is also unique.

Therefore, I have always been very interested in your sword: Is the weight evenly distributed? What material is it made of? What kind of mechanism is embedded in it? What kind of sword technique is used to wield it..."

"But I didn't use a sword, I used a bat."

Yun Li's mouth twitched twice, "A literal baseball bat?"

"I let you down?"

"On the contrary, it's fun!"

Xing placed the baseball bat, your most trusted companion—perhaps second only to Sanyueqi, Danheng, Walter, Jizi, and Pam—in front of Yunli.

Yun Li carefully took the bat. "It really is a bat. Grandpa said that swords have no fixed form. Your bat can be considered a kind of 'sword.' But Grandpa also said that objects resemble their owners. Did you know? Your weapon reflects your habits and personality."

Let me guess, you are a person who does not follow the rules. You like to improvise and can handle the real strong enemies calmly. Am I wrong?"

Xing looked at her back, "Did you install a camera behind me?"

Yun Li raised the corner of her mouth slightly, "Is that accurate? I guess you always say weird things like "rules are meant to be broken".

I have seen many sanctimonious sword masters who lie as easily as eating or drinking. But a sword is always honest - it will tell me that its master is just a scoundrel who "takes advantage of a magic weapon".

"I've hunted hundreds of swords like this so far. They all melt down, one by one, without exception!"

"I see. The master follows the weapon, so Xing is a club?"

[As abstract as Little Gray Hair.]

【Translation: This is a very powerful divine gold. 】

【《Follow the rules very well!》】

[Xing: If I take out my hat, how will you respond?]

So this section is about establishing the character? A character who can understand the sword.

This is called ability.

[Note: The bat is a Black Tower artifact, extremely hard.]

[Is Danheng's gun as strong as mine?]

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Seeing Yun Li so confident, Xing couldn't help but ask, "Is there never a time when you misjudge or make a wrong judgment?"

Yun Li shook her head. "A sword is more sincere than words. It's easier to judge a sword than a hundred words, so I rarely make mistakes."

Speaking of which, just observing the sword isn't enough—Grandpa once said, words can deceive, expressions can deceive, but in a life-or-death struggle, sword moves never deceive... The martial arts ceremony is just around the corner, and you'll take the stage, right? Right?"

at this time.

A voice interrupted their conversation.

The person who came was Yukong's secretary - Xikui.

From her conversation, we learned that she appeared here solely to entertain a distinguished guest who had come from afar.

At this time, next to Xi Kui was a man in a suit and tie with a dark complexion. His name was Pavol.

With Xi Kui's introduction, Xing and Yunli also learned that Pavel's purpose in coming to Xianzhou was to return a Xianzhou sword that had been lost in a foreign land for many years.

"General Huai Yan intends to personally thank the emperor at the Sichen Palace and present the sword as a prize to the victor of the Luofu Martial Arts Ceremony. Mr. Pavol and I are planning to head there.

I heard you two excitedly discussing the martial arts ceremony. I wonder if you'd be interested in going to Sichen Palace to see the excitement?"

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PS: 12 chapters are owed