I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

After gathering enough funds for the train, the bedroom decoration finally reached the long-awaited step.

Xing looked at the perfect esports scene and couldn't help but praise it, "This is the life I've always dreamed of! Hahaha!"

She excitedly pressed the power button of the host.

"Huh? Why isn't the screen lit? Is there some unscrupulous businessman?"

……

Not long after.

Walter Yang adjusted his glasses symbolically, "Very good, the display can be illuminated, and the program is running normally, the problem is solved.

You just plugged the cable into the wrong slot, missed two latches, and installed the cellular chip backwards. These are minor issues, and as a beginner, it's pretty good that you can get this far."

At this moment, the camera gave Xing's e-sports room a perfect close-up.

The audience couldn't help but drool with envy.

[I can’t even imagine how fun it would be to play games here!]

【Dream room! 】

[Let me translate this: the graphics card's power supply was plugged into the CPU's power supply, the two radiator clips weren't engaged, and the CPU was installed upside down. These are all minor issues.]

[Indeed, the Star Core is very familiar with human nature, so this is understandable.]

-

Hearing this, Xing nodded with a proud and complacent look, "As expected of me!"

"Hahaha, practice a few more times, and next time you can come to repair the train." The next moment, Walter Yang changed the subject.

"But I'm still a little shocked. The cellular computing chip's slot has a housing, so theoretically, it can't be inserted backwards. The manufacturer probably didn't anticipate that you really have endless energy..."

【《Fool-proof design》? 】

[Translation: The child is stupid, but very strong! ]

【Vigorously miracle! 】

【Beware of mistakes, not stupidity; great efforts will bring about miracles. 】

Walter Yang glanced at the large screen. "Although there are many advanced display technologies now, such as holography, illusion, and brain-computer interface... I still prefer to sit in front of the monitor. Haha, maybe I'm not fashionable enough.

When I was young, I would compare the specifications and prices of various hardware, build my own computers, and even some... more massive machines. Simulated color screens, neural network-like electronic brain processors.

He couldn't help but gasp in amazement at how young people these days dared to do this to him. "It's truly luxurious. What are you going to do with it?"

Xing said proudly, "To become the strongest hacker."

【Silver Wolf has something to say.】

[But isn't this room a silver wolf trap? Why doesn't the silver wolf come here?]

[Silver Wolf is in need of a gaming partner, not an electronic device.]

Walter Yang smiled slightly and said, "I don't know much about this technology, but maybe I can recommend some introductory textbooks to you. I look forward to the day when you learn it."

[One dares to learn, the other dares to make friends.]

Walter Yang glanced at Xing's e-sports room and said, "It's really luxurious. I can't help but buy a set of such equipment for myself."

And Xing was already sitting on the gaming chair, touching the electronic device he had always dreamed of.

however.

The entire device still has frequent problems.

A slight lag, a momentary screen flash, an inexplicable disappearance of a file, an unexpected pop-up window, and countless things that were wrong finally made Xing Guigui click on the antivirus software.

Of course, please don’t ask why there is such a thing as antivirus software in the interstellar age. Computer viruses have been around for thousands of years, and no one wants to think about them.

At this time, the progress bar of the antivirus software did not reach the end smoothly as usual, and a warning that a virus was detected flashed in the center of the screen!

"How dare you infect my computer!"

Xing is not someone who is easily bullied. She pressed the virus check button without any hesitation.

"Stop, stop, stop, wait a minute!"

A line of words suddenly appeared on the screen for no apparent reason?

An icon squeezed out all the windows and jumped in front of Xing, followed by a string of text boxes.

"Alas, it's over. The anti-virus program has already run. Once the anti-virus program is finished, I'm done.

I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is 'Super Intelligent Virus'. I was born to be a virus. I'm sorry.

Xing frowned, "Who asked you that?"

"How could a curious, unknown guest not be interested in me? I know I can't escape the fate of being hunted down and killed, but if I can fulfill these last few wishes before I die, I will die without regrets."

Xing scratched his head, "Are you kidding me?"

"I didn't hijack your hard drive, nor did I dance on your desktop. It's rare to find a virus as honest as me."

The super-intelligent virus even added its own narration: "Birth, aging, sickness, and death are the inescapable truths of life. People are often too busy living to care about dying with dignity. Perhaps this touched you, and you decided to listen to its dying wishes."

【Ha ha ha ha……】

[I still like watching Bengtie's daily life. This kind of appropriate antics are so interesting.]

【Not appropriate.】

Xing's mouth twitched, "Please don't pretend to be the narrator."

The super-intelligent virus muttered to itself, "Thank you for your kindness. First of all, this is my first wish... I haven't had a full meal in a long time after all this wandering. My first wish is to fill my stomach with those useless junk files you have, okay?"

"Okay, then let's do the documents." Xing's fingers touched lightly, and a pile of documents that she didn't know whether she needed them or not were thrown directly into the recycle bin.

"These documents are a bit dry and require some imagination, but they are better than nothing."

[No, buddy, has it become so abstract? ]

[First day watching "Bengtie"? Why would I watch it if it's not abstract?]

The super-intelligent virus quickly emptied the Recycle Bin and lay lazily on the desktop.

【? ? ? 】

I feel like my brain is running out of steam.

After reading this passage, I felt a kind of beauty that resembled cerebellar atrophy.

"Hurr... Let me take my time with the remaining wishes."

Xing couldn't help but click his tongue, "There's so much going on."

……

About ten minutes later.

"I've almost digested it. Please listen to my second wish."

Xing waved his hands helplessly, "You say."

"To be honest, my core code is actually a game cheat for Super Pioneer Boy. I constantly fought against other cheats, and finally became a 'super-intelligent virus' that can stand alone."

"No wonder I can't rank up."

"In these last moments, I want to relive those peaceful and beautiful childhood days. Can you play a game of Super Pioneer Boy with me?"

I'm increasingly convinced that this virus was caused by fireworks.

[I think it was caused by Silver Wolf. This virus is really smart.]

[It's like a hacker is deliberately teasing Xing.]

-

Seeing Xing remain silent, the super-intelligent virus took on the role of narrator, "The thought of facing off against the most dangerous game cheat in the galaxy makes you feel excited."

"I told you not to pretend to be a narrator."

Xing Chenchen breathed a sigh of relief and opened the game "Super Pioneer Boy".

As soon as the game started, the super-intelligent virus teleported in front of Xing's character.

A fatal blow with an overflowing critical hit rate.

The game was over before Xing could make a move.

"Geneva! Refund!"

The super-intelligent virus couldn't help but sigh, "Haha! Super pioneer boy, it's still so fun! It reminds me of those carefree summer days, air-conditioned rooms, watermelons... The kids who just got off vacation were beaten up by me in the computer.

"I've fulfilled my wish. As for the remaining wish, let me take a break first."

The veins on Xing's forehead bulged, and she swore that she really wanted the virus in front of her to be eliminated immediately.

But why hasn’t this virus been cleared yet?

……

After a long time.

Xing was sitting in the gaming chair, idly playing with her phone. She never expected that such a luxurious computer of hers would be taken over by a virus, leaving her with nothing to do but stare at it.

What’s the difference between this and spending the night at an internet cafe and watching short videos all night?

"Time is running out, and I've thought of one last wish."

"Finally you're here." Xing put away her phone. "Go ahead..."

"I left ten emails for the friends I cherish most in my life. Please forward them to my email..."

Try it here.

The scanning progress bar reached the end, and the icon on the desktop that had been noisy suddenly got stuck and disappeared completely after a screen flash.

However, a lot of documents were left at the original location.

Xing clicked on the ten documents one by one and found that nine of them were curse chain letters. "After receiving this email, please forward it to ten friends immediately, otherwise you will be stuck in bronze in the esports ranking forever."

"Tsk, that's really childish. Luckily I didn't send it out." Xing shook his head, looking like an adult.

Then, she opened the last document and found that the recipient of the email was herself.

"Thank you, my friend, for letting me spend my last happy time.

Please write my epitaph in this document; it will be my electronic tombstone.

PS: Your firewall was breached by the data turbulence, and that's where I slipped in. I suggest you patch it up as soon as possible."

At the end of the document, there is a narration.

"You read the message, feeling mixed emotions. The night is a long journey. Could it be that you also wish you weren't alone on this journey?"

【My family members were in tears.】

[Oh my, it's hard to guard against it. How can a virus kill me?]

[For some reason, I actually feel that this virus is a little cute.]

【It really makes me cry! 】

I was just about to say this virus guy was pretty good, but then this happened.

-

"Why is it still pretending to narrate? Anyway, I'm here to write my epitaph."

After thinking for a moment, Xing wrote, "It was once the most noisy virus. When it was alive, it loved to pretend to be a narrator."

finished.

People say that crying for your enemies is a noble act, but Xing did not cry.

Maybe it's because she's not that noble yet, or maybe it's because they have become friends instead of enemies.

Just then, the familiar icon returned: "Uh, are you done with just two sentences?"

Xing frowned, "Weren't you investigated and killed?"

"Haha, I'm just kidding! I'm a super-intelligent virus, how could I be so easily detected and killed?"

[Fuck, I'm almost in tears, and you're doing this to me?]

【Is the virus really not caused by fireworks?】

【I guess it's Silver Wolf! 】