I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

Chapter 446: Murder Dinner

[You're talking so quietly and yet you still want to drive the Starry Sky Train? Let's do it again! ]

[This is such an old joke. Is it still used in 5202?]

This is called the eternal transmission of classics.

After Xing got up, he stretched his body.

"Duty begins!"

At this moment, the background music also became passionate.

In one day, Xing accompanied Ji Zi to inspect the train, had snacks with San Yue Qi, and helped Dan Heng organize the think tank...

She was so busy that she didn't even know what she was busy with all day.

Finally, after repeated dinner meetings, the tiring day finally came to an end.

Before going to bed, she thought about whether she should go for a drink.

Xing arrived at the party car, but was surprised to find that Shut Up was broken?

"Sizzssssssssssssss..."

Shut up like a deflated ball and speak a language that only Cybertron can understand.

at this time.

March Seven happened to pass by and asked, "What are you doing? Is there something wrong with Shut Up?"

He closed his mouth and said, "Dear Nameless Guest...sizzle...As a catering robot, I still lack cleaning capabilities...sizzle...Miss Jizi is adjusting this."

Dan Heng went on to explain, "Ms. Jizi is preparing to take over part of the system and manually input data for the simulated intelligent components to learn from."

【What is he saying? 】

He is speaking in a very profound voice.

[Commonly known as not speaking human language.]

Ji Zi glanced at Shut Up and said, "I've connected Shut Up to a controller, but I still need to experiment to determine how the controller buttons are mapped."

Xing quickly answered, "I know, up and down, left and right, BABA."

He had been listlessly silent, but suddenly perked up and spoke fluently, "The cheat code is correct. I'm about to enter self-destruct mode. Dear Nameless Guest, we'll see you in the next Naraka!"

Hearing this, San Yueqi was so scared that he quickly covered his head, "Wow wow wow wow! What's going on? Sister Ji Zi, press the cancel button quickly!"

However, Xing, Ji Zi and Dan Heng remained very calm.

"Don't worry, it's just a cheat code joke for the former director's phone. Do you guys still like it?"

Ji Zi folded her hands in front of her chest, her expression calm, even with a hint of relief in her smile.

But a closer look revealed that her hands were shaking with anger and veins were bulging.

【Jizi looks at you tenderly, veins popping out.】

[Hahaha, this generation of netizens is still too supermodel. ]

【Just watching the barrage can make me laugh to death. 】

Ji Zi gritted her teeth and spoke word by word, "I will definitely find your former master!"

San Yue Qi was also furious, "He's definitely going to have a hard time when the time comes!"

"Ah..." Ji Zi sighed, "Forget it, but I still have some good news to share with you."

Jizi smiled confidently. "Today, I will personally cook a creative lunch for all the passengers. Are you ready?"

What are you preparing? A coffin?

【Please choose the Feng Shui location where you want to be buried! 】

[Is it really that exaggerated? If Jizi's coffee tastes bad, then her cooking must be bad too.]

"Brother, instant coffee, the kind that comes in bags, can be made into DDVP. Is there really no problem with your cooking skills?"

[I don't believe it. I just think Bengtie might be trying to create a contrast.]

Upon hearing the news, San Yue Qi showed a fearless expression and said, "Come on, I'm mentally prepared!"

Xing glanced at the crowd and saw one person missing. "Where's Uncle Yang?"

Dan Heng shook his head and said, "He ran away a long time ago..."

"This old shrew!"

Sanyueqi quickly tried to make amends, "Don't be like this. I think the ingredients are all normal. How bad can it be? Miss Jizi rarely cooks, so please give her some face!"

[Little Sanyue, please don't use my stomach to satisfy your moral standards.]

This could be fatal.

【ah! ! ! 】

Jizi interrupted everyone, "Wait a minute, I'm going over the menu."

She started talking to herself, "After heating the oil in the pan, let it cool down. How cool should it be? Add it when the butter is melted...does it mean when it starts to melt or when it is completely melted? Is this bottle of salt? Let me taste it..."

Ji Zi took out a bottle from the fourth dimension and lightly touched the white powder with her finger. "Oh, it's laundry detergent..."

【Hahahaha, I died of laughter.】

[Huh? Why is there laundry detergent in the seasoning bottle?]

[Oh my goodness, no wonder the train crew is so hard to kill, it turns out they've been doing weight training all this time.]

[Others may not know this, but this batch of nameless guests must be the strongest among the bunch!]

Hearing the word "washing powder", everyone on March 7th was even more frightened.

"Why is the laundry detergent here? I take it back! Teacher Dan Heng, please save us!"

Dan Heng sighed helplessly, "Uh, there's nothing I can do, Miss Ji Zi, do you need me to help you?"

Ji Zi looked at Dan Heng with sincere eyes and wondered whether she should ask him for help.

No! As a chef, you must maintain your dignity.

A good chef never needs help!

"No need, Danheng. You've worked so hard for the train, it's time for me to comfort you. Just enjoy the food."

Dan Heng looked desperate, "I tried my best."

Sanyueqi turned her head and looked at Xing, tears about to burst out, "Xing! I'm counting on you, think of a solution quickly."

"Uh, why don't you think of a solution yourself?" Xing suddenly had an idea. "I got it! This is the only way!"

She forced a smile. "I suddenly remembered I have a Warhol Food Fleet opening coupon, worth 300 off when you spend 1000! It went away after three systems! The fleet is a bit far away, we need to hurry!"

【300 return 1000! 6! 】

[It can be seen that Xing has worked very hard. ]

Ji Zi frowned slightly, "Three of you! Leaving the table before tasting the food is extremely rude."

The three little ones looked serious and said in unison, "Yes, Chef!"

No one knew how they spent that night!

But everyone vomited bile.

【Luckily, Lao Yang slipped away, leaving a spark of fire behind! 】

That day, Lao Yang learned some hospital common sense about gastric lavage and how to deal with food poisoning.

[“The Star Train was completely destroyed overnight?”]

Soon after.

Xing finally saved enough money to do a major renovation of the house, adding a carpet and a work desk.

Xing nodded in satisfaction, "My recent efforts have not been in vain. I feel a great sense of accomplishment!"

"Evening, dear Nameless Guest." The Shut-Up Robot came to Xing's room and praised him, "Congratulations on completing the bedroom. I am sincerely happy to see this room come back to life!

The bedroom is to Wumingke what the energy core is to an intelligent machine; stable shutdown and hibernation can make Chongqing run more smoothly.

At this point, Shut Up finally got to the point, "And a bedtime story is as crucial as holding down the standby button before turning off your phone."

Xing heaved a sigh of relief. "Then tell me. But please don't mention that sneer of yours."

"Dear Nameless Guest, you are such a jokester. When have I ever told a bad joke?"

[I want to ask, do people who tell jokes really not know that their jokes are very funny? ]

【it is true. 】

[That's easy to understand. Jizi doesn't even know her coffee tastes bad.]

Then, he shut up and started telling a story: "An omnic was always moody at work. Time saved him, and he discovered a pattern: if he was very irritable, he must have charged the fire power yesterday. If he was very calm, he must have charged the water power last night.

One thing he did at work was treat people very kindly. Ask: What did he charge?

Before Xing could reply, Shuzui couldn't wait to announce the answer, "The answer is: Hedian! Do you understand? He and the word "nuclear" sound similar, which is hilarious!"

【Why not static electricity? 】

【Don’t write homophones. 】

[I feel like I've been electrified. The homophones for "electricity" and "crazy" make me laugh!]

【It makes you laugh! 】

Xing smiled slightly, "How about I tell you one too?"

He immediately became interested and said, "Oh? My dear Nameless Guest, I knew you were a master of humor! I will firmly store your humor in my corpus and pass it on to generations of Nameless Guests!"

"Once upon a time, there was a man who liked to cover his mouth and nose with a blanket when he slept. Later, he could no longer get up. Question: How could such a tragedy happen?"

Xingye immediately announced the answer: "Because he has no nose or mouth. Do you understand? Nose and mouth are homophones for shutting up, expressing someone's intriguing warning, which is hilarious."

【Hahaha, Xing is also a genius. 】

I'm really worried about what will happen to Zhou Tian after he gets on the bus.

[It shouldn't be a big problem. Vanwick has given him a shot.]

He shut up and thought to himself, "Okay, please have a good rest, I'll leave now."

After watching Shut Up leave, Xing turned to look at her bedroom. "The bedroom is finished. I finally don't have to sleep in a cardboard box anymore. Sigh, why do I miss the feel of the cardboard box?"

She turned her head and glanced at the huge room. "Then let's follow this pace to complete the other areas."

Xing threw herself onto the bed.

A soft mattress, a warm quilt. Xing rested her head on the cloud-shaped pillow, and sleepiness immediately washed over her.

She pondered a question, how long should I sleep?

"I'm so sleepy! I want to sleep until the universe is gone! Good night, Star Train."

In this way, the stars slept until the universe was destroyed and even the avenue was erased.

No one can wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep. No one can wake up a pioneer who is determined to sleep.

Perhaps this is also a kind of exploration of sleep duration.

The screen went black and a subtitle popped up:

"Honkai Impact 3rd: Sleeping Railway"

"over!"

Then the train crew's cast list popped up.

However, there are two question marks about the actor who plays March 7th.

The audience didn't notice that this detail is the key content of the next season.

Finally, two subtitles appeared:

"May this trip eventually reach the stars!"

"Let me sleep a little longer!"

【Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter.】

【This is real divine gold. 】

[Ever since I started watching the online drama "Broken Iron," my friends have said that I've become more energetic.]

"What are you thinking about, Pa, get up!"

Pam woke Xing up, and also woke her up from her dream of sleeping until the universe was destroyed!

Then Xing got up in a daze and came to the train compartment.

At this moment, she saw Sanyueqi lying on the sofa with a look of despair, "So idle."

Xing lay down next to March Seven, "So free."

"Hey!" Sanyueqi raised a finger, "Xing! It's time for an exciting indoor sumo match. Do you dare to fight me?"

"Wang Wang Wang."

The sound of dogs barking reached Xing's ears, "Where are the dogs barking?"

San Yue Qi showed a ferocious expression, "You actually cursed me, damn it! Since you are so arrogant, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

San Yue Qi also heard the sound, "No, there really is a dog barking, and the accent is clearly..."

Sanyueqi and Xing looked down and saw Pepe wagging his tail happily, "Woof woof woof~"

"Pepe! I knew it was you as soon as I heard your accent. How did you sneak onto the train?" March 7 was very happy to see the cute pet.

"Woo woo woo~"

Sanyueqi pondered for a moment and was translating the content using his innate animal language converter.

Soon, she said, "Oh, so you didn't sneak up here. Ester and Alan were going on a business trip, so they decided to put you on the train first. I see."

Xing sarcastically complained, "How can you translate his words? How can his screams hold so much information? How many languages do you know? And why can you even recognize his accent? Sorry, this line is so poignant, I can hardly remember it!"

[Hahahaha, I'm really going to die. Someone please save me.]

[I knew that once Bengtie started the daily plot, there would be a big one for me! ]

Sanyueqi snorted coldly, "You don't need to be so clear about the matter of beautiful girls."

Then she turned her head to look at Pepe, "Looks like Pepe will be living with us for a while. Hehe, we can play catch together."

Pepe shouted happily a few times.

"Also, since Pepe is visiting us on the train, why don't you help with the duty? It will be easier for me to work with you in the future~"

Peppa tilted his head, "Woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof ...!"

[I can hear that Pepe is anxious!]

[I was so anxious that I almost spoke in human language.]

[Pepe is confused. I might not be a human, you are a real dog! ]

I never thought a dog would be exploited.

March 7 immediately replied: "It said so."