I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

Luanpo has killed many sleeping banana monkeys by riding his skateboard.

At the same time, many subtitles appeared around.

These are the reasons why people choose to become banana monkeys.

"Being a human is not good, being a little monkey is good. You don't have to go to school, you don't have to go to work, you don't have to think, and you don't have to worry."

"Little Monkey has no GPA, so he doesn't need to worry about graduation. Little Monkey has no performance, so he doesn't need to worry about his salary. Little Monkey has no future, so he doesn't need to be afraid of tomorrow."

【The most devastating episode. 】

【I also want to be a sleeping banana monkey. 】

【I'm sweating profusely watching this.】

"Are these floating mantras the heart sounds of the ninjas? It seems that the reason they gave up the ninja way is not just because of the evil spirit, the general's instigation." Luanpo stopped and asked Danheng who was standing beside him.

"Yes. Life in Pinocchio is not as ideal as it seems. Even a light breeze can push you to the bottom of the abyss even if you stand on the edge of the cliff."

"But we must stop this wind—even if a ninja wants to leap, it must be his own choice, not the result of the evil wind."

Luanpo continued to hunt banana monkeys. She knew that sleeping with banana monkeys was also a kind of dream under self-paralysis.

Only by facing the difficulties of life can you feel the meaning of living.

……

Finally, the three of them caught up with Professor Plimonga.

"Jiao... the experimental results have been severely damaged, you bunch of poor students..." Professor Jiao turned around and looked at the three of them viciously.

"Evil Master, you have nowhere to escape. Face the punishment of the chaotic ninja law."

"AK-A-3, carrying high-quality primate genes selected from 32 civilizations through atavism experiments, was misled by the mishandling of a trainee researcher. This unrepentant trainee researcher colluded with the Sea Ranger, causing untold losses to the laboratory and ultimately leaving behind only a dreadful "failure."

【She has never been a failure. 】

[Luanpo is not an experiment, nor is she a failure. She is a living person, a sea ranger!]

【She is AKA Ryouran Ninja·Ranpo! 】

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Luanpo's eyes widened in anger. "You only know how to obey orders from evil ninjas, causing harm to all around. What qualifications do you have to judge me?"

“Of course it’s because of… ‘dreams’.

Let's continue with our previous topic: bananas reproduce asexually. A single tuber can produce countless banana trees, creating a vast banana forest capable of quenching hunger for an entire galaxy, or even the universe.

Meanwhile, selfish plants, emphasizing individuality and self, spread their seeds recklessly and grow wildly, only caring about perpetuating their own genes but not devoting themselves to their fellows.

Tell me, from the perspective of the universe, who should be eliminated and who should be left behind?

"That's enough, sir, please shut up." Luanpo, embodying the Memory Master, said, "At the beginning of the school year, you urged everyone to embrace freedom, yet now you're mocking its very meaning. You previously declared the banana a failed plant, yet now you're praising its selflessness."

[I immediately stopped talking nonsense and became normal again? ]

【Only when one is extremely angry will one speak normally.】

[I usually pretend to be a middle school student, but my emotions fluctuated so much that I forgot about it.]

Professor Jiao was speechless for a moment. "Uh... this... these are different contexts. You can't generalize..."

"Evil people always have countless excuses for their evil deeds, always trying to put themselves in the position of justice. They contradict themselves, make specious arguments, and only pursue their own desires. There is no need to listen to such a class."

Ranpo drew his weapon. "Evil spirit? Commander, instead of making up outrageous words, why not think of your own final words?"

"Failures... You are all unteachable failures. For failures, the 'intelligence' of genius is out of reach. But I can teach you this truth in a more 'primitive' way..."

There is a huge dream bubble behind the professor, like a sleeping little monkey.

"Do you see this beautiful dream bubble? The family built the Pinocchio with the wishes of thousands of disciples for "harmony" and the power of the star core, and I gathered the wishes of thousands of little monkeys for "abandonment" into this dream bubble and built the "moment of sleeping bananas."

Now, I will hand over all its power to you, the "Banana Masters" and "Banana Assistants."

"Thank you...Classmates, the final lecture time has arrived." A spotlight came from nowhere, shining on the teacher.

At the same time, five assistants with different appearances appeared in front of everyone, posing in strange poses.

They are the banana research group that was later known as the "Five Bananas on the Cloud"!

It will be the new nightmare of the interactive city and simulated universe in the future!

[Hahaha, Ginyu Force?]

[Come on, these guys look so weak!]

Do you think these new enemies will be implemented in the simulated universes of these interactive cities?

[Basically, yes. Usually, it will be available when you go to the interactive city after the broadcast.]

【But this time there isn't even a boss, so maybe I can clear it in a few tries.】

[These are just small monsters, not worthy of being mentioned in a formal forum! ]

-

The three people of Luanpo have dealt with a large number of sleeping banana monkeys, which has greatly reduced the strength of the Banana Research Group.

The three of them simply moved their hands and knocked all the assistants to the ground.

When the audience saw this, they thought it was so weak and completely treated the Banana Research Group as nothing.

"Banana, banana, banana, a failed banana study... an unattainable dream is like a banana hanging from a tree..."

Before he finished speaking, Ranpo kicked "Jiaoshou" away and shot Ninja Science at Monkey Mengpao.

At the same time, on the other side.

The DJ carnival at Liumengjiao hasn't ended yet, the Robin is still spinning, the March 7th party is still going strong, and Botio is still tap dancing...

Suddenly the memory black hole exploded, and monkeys fell out of it and then turned back into human form.

Director Rick looked at the explosion scene and put on an extremely healthy smile.

Dan Heng and Xing fell to the ground together.

The stars serve as good pads.

"Mission accomplished—"

Ranpo landed steadily and tried to strike a cool pose again, but was hit on the head by the dye bottle again.

[Did you see that Dan Heng pressed the star down?]

[Poor Xing, why don’t I feel any discomfort at all? ]

[Potio's dancing is pretty good. Look at how he wiggles his slender waist.]

[March Wife is so cute, but her hair color seems a little off.]

[Joyful, this place is so joyful. The absence of fireworks is such a big letdown.]

[Another world-famous painting.]

[Don't say Rick smiles like a masked fool.]

[It is possible that he has a dual identity.]

[Everyone, pay attention to Xingbao's gestures. Hahaha, it made me laugh to death.]

[Even a simple shot can be so abstract! ]

I really like this last scene.

Screenshot screenshot.

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After everyone transformed from sleeping banana monkeys back into human form, they were a little confused at first and seemed to have no memories of their time as sleeping banana monkeys.

"Pioneer, Dan Heng! And... Miss Luanpo?" March Seven saw his companions coming forward excitedly.

"Hey, Liuli? Ninja!" Luanpo glanced sideways, "Hey, Silver Spear? His Highness Shura!"

Watching the three people descend from the sky, Potio couldn't help but sigh, "Damn it! They've made a bigger scene than us."

"How could... such a great vision be defeated by a group of unqualified firewood!!!" Professor Jiao appeared behind the crowd. He looked at the broken dream bubble and felt a surge of anger in his heart.

"Evil? Chief. Stop humiliating people with foul language. There is no distinction between high and low in the way of ninja. Those who seek the way of ninja are ninja disciples. Those who uphold the way of ninja are ninjas. Those who carry out the way of ninja... are ninja heroes!"

Professor Jiao scratched his ears and said, "I don't understand."

"I don't understand either..." Poteo braked immediately. "No, don't waste your words on him. He's just a monkey raised by Dr. Primitive. No matter how much you say, it's useless."

Dan Heng asked weakly, "What are you going to do with this guy?"

"Of course I have to torture him first. Ha, use a belt dipped in salt water to whip him for a long time, and use all the hard stuff the company has used on me." After saying this, Potio showed his sharp teeth.

"Evil spirit? The chief is guilty of grave sins and must be severely punished, but not to make him repent, but for..."

The next moment, Potio and Ranpo said in unison, "Let him tell us where the Monkey King is." "Let him tell us where Dr. Yuan-ji is."

Jiao Su: “…”

"Hey, you like playing dead? Let's see if you can still play dead in front of a banana covered with thorns."

"Okay, cowboy actor, you don't have to act with the doll anymore." Someone passed by at the right time.

"Doll? You're a little cutie, right? Your toad looks more like a doll than him."

Deputy director:"……"

The assistant director said it very well.

【Let us congratulate the assistant director. 】

【The assistant director is really great! 】

【??? What did the assistant director say?】

[I've always been a bit of a jerk, so I didn't fit in with the fans, but since watching the TV series "Bengtie" (The Iron Bender), my spirit has improved! The assistant director is the real director!]

"Alas, you've upset the assistant director. This crude style of dialogue really needs to be changed." Rick pointed at the motionless Professor Jiao. "If you want to torture a prop, I have no objection. But a certain ape who just woke up on the border of Asdena should be ready to set sail."

Hearing this, Luanpo used his superhuman senses to sense it. "Your Highness, Silver Spear Shura, my super hearing cannot detect the evil sound. What the shrimp ninja said is true."

Xing concluded, "He got away?"

[Oh, yes, this is Pinocchio, not his real body.]

[So, if it's so difficult to defeat Dr. Primordial's men, can I really defeat them myself?]

[The Sea Patrol Ranger even killed the Lord of Extinction, so it's not like the Envoy hasn't done it before.]

【Ah, yes, yes.】

-

Poteo gritted his teeth. "Dear one, after all this effort, only to find nothing?"

"Whatever." Luanpo replied calmly.

"Sister, so calm? You talk about that scumbag every day, hating him to death, and now you don't care?"

"The night is long, and the hatred of the ninja warriors should be sealed by the ninja warriors. The Vinaikunni has ushered in a peaceful era. Now, let the people of the dreamland embrace the sunshine. Hatred will eventually dissipate, but the ninja way in people's hearts... will not."

The camera turned.

In the neon city, Luanpo was standing by the fence, and behind her stood her mentor, Master Kucha.

"Ranpa, do you know your own *nindo*?"

"My ninja way is, of course, to become a ninja hero."

"No, this is not the way of the ninja. The way of the ninja is something that a ninja is willing to devote his entire life to."

"So... defeat the evil ninja?"

"You will eventually defeat the Monkey King. What happens after that? Is becoming a Ryūjō Ninja just to defeat your enemies?"

Ran broke the silence for a moment, "But he's definitely not the only evil ninja in this world, right?"

Master Kucha nodded in satisfaction. "Of course, in the Galaxy Ninja World, villains are as numerous as the Qi Luo Star. The gods have no time to care for the living, and ninja masters with extraordinary ninja powers are also fighting each other. This is the end of the world."

"Then, my ninja way is to exorcise all evil and fight until death. Even if the arrow is on the string and can never be returned, I will remain focused and destroy evil and reveal justice!"

Then Luanpo fell from a great height, "until the end of the Dharma era."

[The greatest heroes serve their country and their people.]

This is hunting!

【If your heart is not compromised, your actions will not be restricted! 】

[Da Lan Shen: You passed! ]

-

Then comes the cast and crew list.

Until the end of the play.

"CUT! Perfect!"

[It was a feint, and I thought it was over.]

[You must watch the progress bar when watching Bengtie, otherwise he might give you the whole ending in the first episode. ]

After the storm subsided, Origami University began to re-plan its anniversary celebration.

The three little ones finally got together and shared their experiences with each other.

It’s just that March 7th is a little bit exaggerated.

Finally, on March 7th, it was suggested that everyone go to the school celebration, and the robin would be in charge of the opening ceremony!

As they walked along, the three children saw their former classmates.

Montana is no longer a die-hard fan of Sleeping Banana Monkey, but now a die-hard fan of Ginga Ninja Scrolls.

Fugui and his father seemed to have figured it out.

It seems that Charika-senpai has found her own "Ninja Talisman".

Basahana-chan... no, Garboa also received everyone's recognition.

When they arrived near the opening ceremony, the three little ones finally met the two parents of the train!

After the train family reunited, the robin also came to the stage and gave an opening speech!

It eventually converged into an eight-character motto: "Beautiful dreams, colorful ideals, freedom!"

-

Meanwhile, on the other side of Pinocchio.

Luanpo was standing alone on the rooftop. "Although this place is similar to the evil kingdom, there are no clues..."

She looked back with her sensitive ears, "Hey, shrimp conger? Ninja."

Rick looked helpless. "I really hope that in the next scene, you can call me something else, my good actor. Are you the only one?"

"Every ninja has his own 'prey'. Lord Silver Spear Shura is merely offering a favor and has already returned to his hunt. What can I do for you, sir?"

"Haha, you helped me shoot such a wonderful video, I'm here to give you my pay."

"No need for reward. I am a knight-errant because of the ninja way in my heart. I never covet wealth or material possessions."

"Don't say that. You'll definitely be interested in this paycheck, because it's about..." Rick smiled evilly, "about Dr. Primordial's whereabouts."