I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

"What brain are you looking at? His precious... huh?"

Poteo's eyes lit up. They're all back!

"The synesthesia beacon is back? He's so precious! Baby!"

【baby!!】

【baby!!】

He called me baby!

【Baby (strong and powerful).】

【He has me in his heart! 】

【unbelievable.】

[Okay, I get it. When are you getting married?]

【You are also against the will of heaven! 】

San Yue Qi's brain was smart for once. "Huh? So, after you smash this thing, it will immediately return to normal? Oh, no wonder those assistants want one-on-one teaching..."

Portio flicked his hat brim. "I knew it. Sometimes things are just too simple. There's no need to be so clever. Let's go, Nameless Guest. There's no need to call for reinforcements. Since we can solve this problem by just shooting around..."

Portio took out his revolver, opened the magazine, and loaded it with bullets.

"My dear, is there anyone better than me at Pinocchio?"

Next, with the revolver in hand, Potio had a smooth journey, and no one dared to stop him.

Soon we arrived at a gathering place of a group of monkeys.

Professor Jiao, who had just escaped from Luanpo's hands, was continuing to make big plans.

Potiou was too lazy to listen to these people's nonsense. He came here for only one purpose.

"I'm here to help you finish class."

Potio fired a curved bullet and knocked down a banana division.

San Yue Qi held her head in her hands and screamed.

The banana divisions all rushed towards Potio... and a melee ensued between the two sides.

To be precise, it was a one-sided crushing by Potio.

"Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~" Humming the bell for the end of get out of class, Potio attacked from behind and kicked "Professor Banana".

The Banana Master knew he was no match for Poteo, "Banana, banana, banana... we don't have enough, but there's nothing we can do..."

"Darling, how dare you delay the class?!"

"Jiaoshou" fled towards the memory black hole, and a large number of little monkeys also rushed into the memory black hole.

[As for being handsome, let’s not talk about it. 】

What is Little March doing?

[Potio is still too tough. Look how scared March is.]

There are simply too many highlights in Portio.

[As for being handsome, let’s not talk about it. 】

All I can say is, I like it.

-

Perspective shift.

"Galaxy Ninja Scrolls" appeared? Background information.

A story about Ranpo's successful completion of the ultimate trial.

Just as the story was about to end, director Rick's cut brought everyone back to reality.

"So that's how it is. This actor's style of acting is 'special effects movies.'" Rick turned his head and looked at Luanpo, Danheng, and Xing one by one.

"Today's actors are quite interesting. An actor who lives behind a green screen, an actor who has changed his identity, and..."

The assistant director uttered a "quack".

【The assistant director is right! 】

[As expected, the Rememberer saw through the identities of several people directly.]

What does it mean to live in a green screen?

【do not know. 】

"And of course you, the one with the greatest potential, the superstar of the Land of Dreams event."

The camera gave a close-up of Xing, and she looked serious.

[Sorry, I have a disease that makes me want to laugh when I see Xing serious.]

【Me too. 】

How come she can create such a dramatic effect just by sticking her head there?

Xing glared at Rick, "I raised your camera."

"Let me apologize again. Professor Jiao and I do have a cooperative relationship. However, this was all unavoidable. As a memetic life form, I accidentally fell into the hands of the enemy and was infected with a deadly memetic virus."

Rick told everyone his difficulties, but there was still a way to save himself.

He raised an important point that Luanpo is actually infected by another meme virus.

Memes overwrite each other, and viral ones are no exception.

Just explore the memory images in Luanpo's mind, edit them into a film, and then use new traffic and new popularity to completely suppress the trend of covering the sleeping banana monkey.

Of course, as a rememberer, you cannot take risks. No matter what kind of memetic virus it is, its impact on the rememberer can be fatal.

"But you are different. As the protagonist, you will surely uncover the truth behind this film's numerous foreshadowings. Please take my film and turn her memories into the MacGuffin that will unlock the secrets."

"Now is the time for the bat ninja to shine!"

Xing picked up the memory film and pointed it at Luanpo.

Ranpo nodded. "Bat? Ninja, are you here to witness my past? A past filled with blood, tears, and ruthlessness might shock you. Be sure to be fully prepared."

Xing twisted the button, "Clock? Ninja, start!"

A subtitle passed by:

Now, the legendary story of the Ninja Hero is about to unfold. Do your best to stay sane as you face the chaotic events of the Ninja Hero's past and the shadowy records!

"Apply to open the cabin - insufficient authority, please enter the password."

Xing slowly opened his eyes, only to find that he had become the Luanpo of the past.

And she has no control over her body, so she can only feel everything from the most intuitive first-person perspective.

The house is located in a modern building.

She walked up the long stairs and found Master Bitter Tea in the laboratory.

"Greetings to Master Kucha. The secret spell... has been cracked by me."

A bearded man appeared in the camera. He was not dressed like a ninja master, but more like a laboratory researcher.

He was a little surprised when he saw Luanpo appear in front of him, "W-what...it's only been less than two systems..."

"Master Kucha, am I now considered a 'ninja'?"

"Ahem, of course! As a girl new to the ninja way, I recognize your determination. From today on, you are the successor of Liaoluan Ninja Law."

Luanpo bowed with both hands, "Thank you, Master. I... am honored."

[This conversation is exactly the same as the synopsis of Galaxy Ninja Scrolls, except for the different context.]

[Brother, I have a bad feeling.]

[Is it coming? Mihoyo is best at releasing tens of thousands of knives a year.]

-

“Look at this city-state in gloom! Suffering, hatred, and sorrow are all growing in this land soaked in sin. The waves of blood and tears will swallow up all hope.

All because of the heartless and tearless Ape-Rider? Evil Ninja, who used his evil magic to bring the people to ruin, and allowed evil spirits to bully people by taking advantage of their power, arousing the indignation of the world.

You will take over the legacy of the Ninja Hero, settle the sins of the evil ninja, end the long night of the Ninja Capital, and return a peaceful world to the people."

Master Ku Cha's words completely aroused the passion in Luanpo's heart.

"I will practice diligently, and one day... become what the master calls the 'Dazzling Ninja Warrior.'"

"What an admirable awareness! To fight against the evil ninjas, you need a new name, a ninja name."

"Name...?" Luanpo paused, "Is 'AK-A-3' a name?"

"I don't know, ninja. A name carries your ideals, engraves your beliefs, and reveals your destiny. It is your own ninja name. So, you have to decide for yourself."

Luanpo pondered for a moment, "Then... 'Luanpo'. To be single-minded, to destroy evil and reveal righteousness, this is the Master's original teaching, and I want to use this as my name."

The next moment, she struck an extremely childish pose, "Alright! Nice to meet you, Liao Luan? Ninja AKA Ranpo! Next up is the arduous training to become a ninja, can you keep up?"

"Of course. Pain is common for ninjas, and I will never back down."

【…】

【…】

【Laugh, why don’t you laugh? 】

[aka Is this what it means? ]

-

The first ascetic practice! The body is like a diamond!

Luanpo continued forward, but saw a meme from the memory realm standing before him. "It's an evil spirit... but it's also the Liaoluan evil spirit that hates the Yuyuan evil ninja and belongs to Master Kucha."

"Number Three... take the medicine..."

Listening to the mechanical sound, Luanpo took a pill in his hand.

"This dark, secret potion contains an excessive amount of ninjutsu. Swallowing it will result in shattered bones and heartbreak. However, to become a ninja warrior, it must be taken daily... creating a vast universe of ninjutsu within one's body, a journey that tempers both body and mind."

She made up her mind and swallowed it directly.

The moment you take the medicine, severe pain overwhelms your perception.

Skin, muscles, bones...you feel like every part of your body is being eroded, destroyed, and reorganized.

Even Xing felt the pain, "Hmm, is this the same severe pain that Ranpo felt at that time…"

Not long after.

Ranpo slowly stood up, gritted his teeth, and muttered, "Ya-nin! After three thousand nights of this arduous journey, I will be like a ninja warrior... invulnerable to swords and spears."

The second ascetic practice! Hearing and seeing all realms!

"She is the Gym Master, the head of the gym, and the backup for us, the Chaos Clan.

She used the Naruto Ring to awaken the potential of ninjas, and through the enlightenment of the Lightning Release Ninjutsu, her body was able to possess extraordinary ninja senses."

Luanpo's voice acted as the narration, introducing the researcher wearing glasses in front of him.

"Number Three, I'm going to increase my intensity. You have to hold on. The future of the lab depends on you."

Luanpo nodded solemnly, "That's right... The future of Shinobi City should be created by Liaoluan, the Ninja Hero. I will definitely fulfill my promise."

She placed the headband around her neck, "Wear it, to become a Ninja Warrior!"

The collar around your neck radiates a powerful electric current, like a thousand sharp needles piercing your flesh and blood, countless bombs exploding within your body. Your heart begins to beat at an abnormal rate, and countless sounds reach your ears, even the sound of protons being annihilated.

The current finally stopped. I don’t know whether it was fortunate or unfortunate, but Luanpo still persisted.

She spoke in a voice thick with tears, "Ya-nin! After three thousand nights of this arduous journey, I will become as powerful as a ninja warrior...with immense magical powers."

The third ascetic practice! Subdue all demons!

"This group of evil spirits are the rebellious monkeys of the Monkey House. They spar with me daily to hone my ninjutsu and karate skills."

Ranpo introduced some kind of ape-like creature that appeared before him.

Rebel apes: "Number Three, stress response training level -4, fighting against lower-level combat apes..."

"I've never defeated these evil spirits, for I'm still a ninja apprentice. But if I can't become a Ryouran Ninja-Knight, how can I defeat the Monkey-Knights? Fight! Fight until the crows begin to cry in the morning."

An extremely painful battle ensued.

It can be said that it is not so easy to win.

"As the Ginga Ninja Scrolls says... 'The path of ninja is long, and suffering is like a skateboard'..." Ranpo panted. "Ya-nin! After three thousand nights of this arduous journey, I will be like a ninja hero... unrivaled."

"The third round of asceticism is over. The physical pain is nothing more than this. I will quickly report the results of my asceticism to Master Kucha, and let him know that I am one step closer to the title of ninja. With such smooth training... I believe that one day, I will be able to dispel the haze of the Shinobi Capital."

Luanpo did not stop for a moment and finally found the Master of Bitter Tea.

However, her eyesight was greatly enhanced, and she could still see every move even from a long distance.

"Using the memetic virus on Number Three...will this be helpful for the experiment?" asked the owner of the pavilion.

The gym owner's voice was like playing in his ears, and even Ranpo was surprised. "I heard it very clearly... My super hearing can already pick up the whispers of ninjas? That's very encouraging."

[The previous foreshadowing is recovered. Why can I hear Dan Heng talking? 】

[At that time, Luanpo broke the rule that team voice chats could not be heard by outsiders.]

-

Master Kucha said meaningfully, "Capable Person 22, we need to improve Number Three's mental resistance."

"Don't beat around the bush. You just can't bear to see her suffer, right?"

"She may not be able to survive the subsequent experiments. If we use a memetic virus to intervene cognitively and keep her mentally stable, the experiments will go more smoothly."

"Fine, but don't take it personally. The research apes are already upset that you let Number Three run around."

"She was able to unlock the code to the transformation chamber when she used two systems, and she can't be caged like a gorilla..."

Luanpo shook his head. "Master, don't worry. Mere physical pain cannot break my ninja spirit."

Then, according to Master Kucha's instructions, Ranpo stepped into the mysterious vessel of Ninja Science.

The director glanced at the computer. "Information dilution is 74%, consciousness anchor point is locked, and meme burning is about to begin."

"Ranpo ninja, are you ready? The evil magic that the evil ninja cast on you is about to be dispelled!" Master Ku Cha looked at Ranpo in the vessel and asked worriedly.

"The memetic burning is about to begin. Let's leave quickly, otherwise we will also be affected." The museum owner pulled Master Kucha away from the vessel.

Not long after.

Ranpo slowly opened his eyes, "I...I see it! The Ninja World actually has such a magnificent capital!"

Master Kucha clenched his fist excitedly, "Great, it looks like it worked..."

The owner of the gym was puzzled. "By the way, why a ninja?"

"It's the Galaxy Ninja Scroll."

The owner was puzzled. "What is that?"

"To protect the helpless and weak, to save the sinking ninja capital. The righteous ninja hunts the world's evil ninja!" - It's a comic. Ever since we closed the research institute to avoid the patrol rangers, the comic books I collected have been her only entertainment."

"No wonder Number Three is always acting crazy...

I urge you to be careful not to instill useless knowledge in her. The coordinate system of "intellect" has only one horizontal axis; anything beyond that is an obstacle to progress.

Especially the vulgar view of good and evil. Don’t you think the trouble caused by the Sea Patrol Ranger is not enough?

With such narrow-mindedness, you will never get the doctor's attention in your lifetime."

"Really?" Master Kucha sighed softly, "Do they really care about us mortals?"