I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

Before he knew it, Luanpo had become the focus among the students.

Just at this time, the three little ones met their classmate Montana.

During the communication, the three little ones also got information about the Sleeping Banana Society, and through Montana's relationship they could recommend March Seven to join the society.

In the end, this glorious and arduous task was completed by March 7 alone.

[That's why you confronted Poteo earlier, right?]

【Can I go alone on March 7th? 】

After all, March 7th is about memory, so having her go undercover is actually quite appropriate.

-

Dan Heng watched San Yue Qi leave, feeling somewhat worried. "I hope nothing's wrong. Professor Jiao was clearly trying to change the subject. Let's go back to Luan Po and see what she thinks..."

"banana……"

"What's that sound?" Dan Heng took a look and saw that it was actually a little monkey sleeping on a banana, but it looked a little depressed.

Dan Heng observed it carefully. "...The sleeping banana monkey? It has a label on it: 'Wealth Academy, Banana Blossoms, Wealth'. It's the doll you bought, and it's quite unique."

"It's shipped so soon?" Xing couldn't resist his curiosity and reached out to test its quality, but the sleeping banana monkey seemed to be frightened and suddenly ran away.

Dan Heng frowned, "It ran away, what should I do?"

"The new monkey I just mentioned!" Xing didn't answer Dan Heng's question and ran out.

Dan Heng sighed helplessly, "Okay, let's get the doll back first."

Not long after.

Xing and Danheng chased to a stall, and Luanpo happened to be there.

The train duo exchanged glances with each other. After a long period of cooperation, they already had a tacit understanding in their hearts.

If there are broken places, there must be a problem!

When I got closer, it seemed that there really was something wrong.

The sleeping banana monkey stopped in front of a stall named Fugui, who seemed to be hiding something.

Just when the atmosphere was tense, a dream group that had never been seen before made a stunning appearance, with only four mechanical arms at the base of its body and a big TV head on its upper body.

【It gave me a scare. 】

[This kind of thing feels really disgusting.]

【I always feel like I saw this somewhere when I was a kid! 】

-

The visitor called himself "Fortune Banana Master." Seeing his appearance, even Luanpo complained, "This evil spirit... has a body like an insect. I think it's a low-level evil spirit."

Xing nodded, "Insect Monkey!"

Master Fortune was furious. "Huh? What did you say? Say it again!"

Fortunately, Fugui, who was standing by, reminded him, "Master Jiao, customers are the most important! Customers are the most important!"

After calming down a bit, Mr. Fortune Banana simply said evasively that college students are lonely and only the sleeping monkey can fill the emptiness in their hearts.

Finally, the wealth teacher glanced at the clock and said, "Ah! Look at the time, the dream marketing class is about to start. Excuse me, classmates. If you have any questions, we can talk after class."

Everyone did not get the answers they wanted, and forcing a confession was not a solution.

Dan Heng suggested that they go along and take a look for the time being.

Not long after.

The class was held in front of a huge screen, with the song "Sleeping Banana Monkey" playing as background music.

"Students, look carefully! This is the most commercially valuable pop culture product right now!" the wealth teacher said loudly to the students.

The next moment, a voice came from the TV speakers, "Eat the banana and go to sleep, be happy and worry-free!"

"Come, read this sentence carefully. Why did the sleeping banana monkey spark a banana craze at Pinocchio? And you, gray-haired classmate—why are you here?! Okay, it's you. You answer it."

"The little monkey's life is very enviable." Xing thought for a few seconds and answered directly.

"That's right! A happy life, this is the "pain point" of Pinoconi users!"

Whether rich or poor, most people come to Pinocchio for a "more meaningful life."

But if you stay in the dream for a while, you will find that this is complete nonsense. Dream chasers will soon collapse in the hard work, and tourists will get tired after one carnival after another.

The legendary businessmen and event stars we pursue, their wonderful lives seem so far away, as if they belong to another world...

But the sleeping banana monkeys demonstrate a whole new attitude to life! They spend their days sleeping and eating bananas, thinking of nothing else and doing nothing else, experiencing the purest happiness! To help students experience this even more, Teacher Banana has prepared a special sleeping banana monkey doll for everyone. Students at Fortune College can enjoy an additional discount when purchasing it..."

The words and actions of Master Caifujiao are very similar to those of the leader of a pyramid scheme organization.

Suddenly Fugui said, "Master Jiao, the last batch of goods has been sold out."

"Great! The popularity of the sleeping banana monkey is far beyond our imagination. Fugui, come with Master Banana to pick up the goods."

Dan Heng roughly understood the subtlety of this. "So selling these dolls is the mission of Fortune College, but why do they let students do this?"

The little monkey sleeping on the banana tree seemed to want to express something and kept calling "banana banana banana".

"It's a shame we can't understand its banana sounds..." Dan Heng pondered for a moment. "I have an idea, Pioneer, can you use the 'clock trick' on it?"

Xing immediately took out a pocket watch and said, "Let me try."

"Well, the *banana* is for you." Dan Heng frowned and said nothing more.

[Oh no, I’ve been hit! ]

[Teacher Danheng, please don't. Uh, actually, I'm quite looking forward to it.]

【Me too. 】

-

Sure enough, after using the clock trick, Xing, Danheng, and Luanpo started chasing the monkey again.

At a corner, Luanpo suddenly stopped and gestured to the two people behind her to silence them. "Is it a department store? Ninjas and insects? Evil spirits."

The camera follows Luanpo's gaze and moves forward.

"Master Caifu, didn't you ask me to come and pick up the goods? But there is nothing here." Fugui looked around and saw nothing.

"Alas, Master Dream Builder clearly said that he would get a new batch of goods. He is really unreliable." Master Wealth seemed to ignore Fugui.

"By the way, Master Jiao..." Fugui paused, but still mustered up the courage to ask, "Did these people who turned into little monkeys really do it voluntarily...?"

【ah? ? ? 】

【ah? ? ? 】

I really like the audience’s comment “Huh???”

This isn't right.

[I was saying this before, I felt like this was a human transformed, just like a zombie.]

【The plot suddenly becomes thrilling at this point. 】

-

"Of course, Fugui, can't you understand the happiness of being a little monkey?"

Fugui frowned, "I... really don't understand."

"It seems you haven't been paying attention at all, or have those auditors given you unrealistic fantasies? But do you know the background of those nameless guests? You're a poor student who came all the way here from a company-supported Bianxing. How can you imagine competing with them?"

"I know I can't compare to those big guys... but I also have things I want to do..." There was a glimmer of light in Fugui's eyes.

"Of course I know you want to make money, a lot of money. After all, the tuition at Origami University is astronomical, far too high for an average middle-class family."

Mr. Fortune seemed to recall something. "Oh, I heard your father also came to Pinocchio. He changed his job and works day and night at the Zaoxia factory. It's really touching."

"How do you know?"

"Banana, banana, banana, because just a few days ago, he came here to see how you were doing. I personally entertained your father. He was so pitiful. At his age, he had to leave behind most of his life savings to work in a place like this where he had no relatives. I could sense his fatigue and anxiety... so I used *banana studies* and taught him to become a sleeping banana monkey - and he was in the batch you just sent out. Didn't expect that?"

"W-What? How could you do this?!"

The camera was also very timely given to Xing's sleeping banana monkey.

Ranpo and the Train duo looked at each other.

This is truly an incredible discovery!

[Fuck, it really is like that.]

【Not buddy! 】

【ah? ? ? 】

【Holy shit! ! ! 】

Is this so disgusting? Can I understand this as the son selling out his father and then helping Master Banana count the money?

[This is called killing people and destroying their hearts.]

[The key is that this fortune-teller is still doing PUA! ]

【It’s really Moriguchi. 】

-

Ranpo took a deep breath. "Could it be... the father of the ninja from the department store, the village chief from the department store?"

[Hahaha, what a fucking department store village manager.]

【A magical name for Luanpo.】

However, the wealth consultant gave a more CS speech, "Why? Because your father is too tired." I asked him if he had any regrets, and he said no. But when I tore off the banana peel disguise, what I saw was the expulsion warning letter that you had hidden.

Yes, how could I forget about you, Jiao? You are a hopeless poor student. Instead of keeping you and wasting teaching resources, you might as well become a commodity of the Wealth Academy. That way you will have some value. Jiao, Jiao, Jiao.

I promised your father that I would give you the same happiness. Fugui, it's time to take a break.

[Vritas Latio: A failed life is also a life, and they have the right to savor it to the end.]

What an irony of exam-oriented education.

[Actually, this kind of thing is quite common nowadays. Many teachers, counselors, and professors will use various means to get students to work for their companies at low wages. It's not uncommon.]

[I can only say that the value of my godfather is still rising.]

-

When Fugui heard this, he instantly lost his spirit, "How, how could this happen? Dad, if even you have given up, then what is the point of me staying here..."

A tear rolled down his face unwillingly.

"Dad, I can't hold on any longer..."

"banana!"

Dan Heng couldn't sit still any longer. "There's something wrong with Fugui. Stop him!"

The three of them were like rockets, appearing in front of Master Fortune Banana in a flash.

Master Caifujiao looked up and saw that there were suddenly three more people.

Although he was surrounded, he was not panicked at all. Facing the three people's questioning, he still answered with ease, "I just want to help these poor kids get rid of their suffering, change their identities to enjoy happiness - and make a little money in the process - this is not uncommon in Pinocchio.

After all, you have prestigious status and unlimited credits, but my students have none. So I offered a better option, and the father and son willingly accepted it.

A fair trade, isn't it?

Since it is so chaotic, I feel that it is a matter of one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten.

It's just that Luanpo had learned the language of the sleeping banana monkey at some point, and was able to analyze the motive, method of committing the crime, and the truth afterwards just by using the word "banana".

With the help of Luanpo, I finally found an excuse to take action.

Dan Heng also increasingly felt that something was amiss with these people. "These teachers are definitely not ordinary faculty members... What is your purpose?"

"Of course, I would use the sleeping monkey to bring happiness to people!"

It seems that the only way to defeat him is to beat him, Xing thought to himself, and increased the strength in his hands.

"There's... a traitor... *Banana Easy* terminated..."

Following the last sentence, Master Caifujiao completely lost the ability to move, as if he were dead.

[Infernal Affairs, right?]

[I laughed my ass off. I still see this line after such a long time.]

-

"Using sorcery to transform ninjas into demons, how terrifying."

"He seems to have stopped functioning too." Dan Heng tapped the Fortune Banana Master's screen and shook his head.

"This isn't normal. I should have stopped during the ninja battle just now. Could it be that someone else is manipulating these evil spirits?"

Hearing this, Xing scratched his head, "So you're going to stop?"

"Well, the evil spirit should be executed on the spot. But the department store? Ninja..."

"banana……"

The three of them looked in the direction of the banana sound.

Looking at the extra monkey on the ground, everyone realized that Fugui had turned into a sleeping monkey during the fierce battle.

The two sleeping monkeys gathered together, making affectionate *banana sounds*. No one could bear to interrupt this heartwarming scene of father and son reunion.

Dan Heng brought the topic back to the point, "Ms. Ranpo, now can we talk about the reason why the Ranger came to Pinocchio?"

"Feilong? Has the ninja noticed anything?"

"Although I suspected it before, seeing this scene, I'm now certain. The Sea Ranger's mortal enemy, the terrifying scientist who transforms humans into apes, the 'Ape-Rider Evil Ninja' you're referring to... could it be 'Dr. Primal'?"

Luanpo nodded solemnly and said seriously, "That's right. Yuyuan Xienin...it's "Yuyuan Xienin."

Xing suddenly took out her cell phone. She still remembered what Huahuo mentioned at the last moment of their conversation, and she still kept the text message records.

It read, "Dr. Original loves bananas!"

At this moment, Dan Heng, a think tank expert, began to popularize science for Xing.

"Genius Club 64: The Original Doctor. No one knows his real name, but the crimes he committed are known to the world, the most horrifying of which is the "Atavism Experiment."

The dozens of worlds involved were mostly prosperous interstellar civilizations before his arrival, but after he left, only degraded intelligence remained on those planets.

Omnics turned back into machines, Zazka turned back into birds, and the most common human civilizations, without exception, fell into the same tragic state: hundreds of millions of apes wandering the ruins of what was once called "home."