I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me
Chapter 423 Clockwork Banana
【Brother Zhou Tian: Not good! 】
【Little bird, the goddess of beauty has arrived! 】
The little bird has come to inspect the world again. She really makes me cry.
[Wow! She's a big star!]
The robin is still so beautiful.
[Ms. Robin, I am your fan. Please give me an autograph.]
【Ms. Robin's beauty is unparalleled in the world!】
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After the instruction was completed, the robin checked the child's vocal cords just to be on the safe side.
The next moment.
She frowned briefly, but still smiled and said, "It's okay, I was just worrying too much. You're very healthy."
"I never thought I'd see a big star in a place like this."
Portio's voice came from behind the robin.
Hearing the familiar voice, the robin smiled slightly and explained to the nervous child, "Don't be afraid, this uncle is a good person. Go play somewhere else first."
After the children left, the robin exchanged a few brief greetings, but the tone of Portio's voice caught the robin's attention.
"Mr. Portio, what's going on... Hey, wait? Sorry, please hold still..."
The power of harmony covered Poteo's entire body, causing him to feel a little uncomfortable.
"His dear, what are you doing?"
Poteo was stunned for a moment. "Meow! Meow? Ha—finally you're back."
【Meow, I’m back.】
[Potio can actually meow? 】
[You know, meow might mean something else in his synesthesia beacon.]
So, the robin has the ability to purify. No, it should be said that all birds have the ability to purify.
[Why didn't Xing purify himself? ]
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"Sure enough, Mr. Portio also has similar noises."
Although Portio's condition improved, there was still a sense of anxiety in Robin's expression.
Poteo immediately understood what was going on. "Similar? It sounds like this isn't the first time. Do you know what this precious banana is?"
The robin briefly recounted that roughly after the sleeping banana monkeys became popular, the memory quality of Liumengjiao began to become abnormal.
Obviously, in the current environment, both the robin and Poteo have their own purposes.
So the two of them acted together to find out how to enter the Sleeping Banana Society.
After going around in circles for a few times, Poteo and the robin came to a "Sleeping Banana Society? Talented Person 52? Monella".
There are many sleeping monkey dolls around her.
"Welcome, welcome! Would you like a sleeping banana monkey stuffed animal? It's free! I sewed it myself!"
Bottiou sneered, "Do you think I'm the type to keep a monkey by my bed?"
"That's hard to say. You look so cute."
"I...you...ah?"
【Good quality! 】
【Hahahaha, I was teased.】
【Potiou: If you keep scolding me!】
【Have a vision! 】
【Hahaha! 】
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Suddenly, Monella saw the robin behind Portio, and she rubbed her eyes unconsciously, and then rubbed them again, and her voice became rapid and sharp,
"Wait, wait, am I still asleep? Are you...are you Miss Robin?"
The robin waved gracefully, "Hello."
Seeing the much-anticipated superstar right in front of her, Mo Nera was completely captivated.
At the robin's repeated insistence, the idea of opening a back door was abandoned.
Monella couldn't persuade the robin, but she also took out a pendant, "But good things come in pairs, so it's okay to make concessions. Bring this with you, and they'll understand when they see it. Don't worry, I won't break the rules, I'm just reminding them not to deliberately make things difficult for them."
This time, the robin didn't refuse. After signing for Monella, he handed the pendant to Portio.
Botio picked up the pendant and took a look at it, then jokingly said, "As expected of a big star, it was so easy to get it."
"Okay, Mr. Poteo, let's continue looking for members of the Sleeping Banana Club."
……
Camera transition.
Porthie and the robin came to a group of people.
After looking carefully, Potio was sure that this was the member who was stopped by Mikael and escaped before.
It's really a narrow road for enemies!
"My dear, he's still so ruthless! Finally I found you little cuties."
The robin immediately understood. "Ah, those members who were promoting the banana monkeys? Doesn't that mean..."
"I didn't expect our personalities to be quite compatible. I understand what you mean."
The robin nodded. "Well, just hint at it, and then..."
Before the robin could finish his words, Poteo clenched his fists and shouted, "Hey! You little cuties, look here!"
Everyone's eyes turned to Poteo: "???"
"You're really not very smart—I'm looking for trouble, understand?"
After saying that, he flew over and knocked down the nearest person.
thump—
With one punch, one of the members instantly enjoyed a baby-like sleep.
Before the others could react, Poteo took care of them in two or three moves, leaving only one person standing there trembling.
Poteo clapped his hands together, raised an eyebrow at the robin, and said, "Nice, indirect hint!"
The robin was stunned for a few seconds, then smiled helplessly, "Sorry, Mr. Portio, I'd better use less rhetoric in the future."
[The little bird was shocked, confused, and speechless.]
[So, does League of Legends have a hero called Wall? ]
【I suffered from being too educated.】
[Knocking around. Poteo probably only understood knocking.]
[Not to mention that the combination of Portio and Robin is quite interesting.]
The characters in Bengtie are all very interesting and unique. Sometimes, just putting them together doesn't require any plot, and just watching how they interact is quite interesting.
[No wonder there are so many fan fictions about Bengtie.]
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On the other side, the members' legs were shaking like sieves, "No...ah...who are you..."
Bottiou looked at the member with murderous eyes. "You have to learn to respect other people's territory, understand? Listen carefully, now I will take off my belt and hang it next to me, and then I will ask a question, and you will answer it."
After saying that, he pointed to the street lamp beside him.
"belt?"
"Oh, don't take me for granted, sweetheart. It's not like I haven't tortured others before. With this belt, if you can't bear it anymore, you can just crawl over and hang yourself."
The member swallowed his saliva, and instantly became honest and his expression became much kinder. "You said..."
Bottiou got straight to the point. "Are you talking nicely now? Are you from the Banana Club? Show me your ID."
Without any resistance, the members began to grope her body.
After a while, he finally felt something hard. "Ah, here it is... take it. Could it be that the assistants asked you to come to me?"
"Guess all you want, but don't even think about hearing a word. Get lost."
"okay!"
The members disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Portio twirled the document on his finger. "I guess I don't need to pass any tests with this."
The robin smiled and said, "Mr. Portio can try."
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Then here are two ways to use the video interactive mode.
The audience can choose according to their own preferences.
One is to pass the test of the previous plot content through Monella's pendant and the way of the world.
The second is to directly use the membership ID.
Of course, since he is Poteo, the second option is obviously more in line with his personality.
"Oh? It's a genuine membership card. Talent 124..." The gatekeeper glanced back and forth between the card and Poteo several times. "Catherine Martha? Is this you?"
"Yeah, what, do you have any objection?"
"No, no, the legend says that your style of doing things is inconsistent with your name, and you are quite tough - it seems to be true. Please come in." After saying that, he made way behind him.
"Let's go, sisters, and see how many teeth the troublemaker has." Poteo said to the robin behind him.
However, Robin also had his own plans and politely refused Yaoqing's offer to continue working with him.
In fact, the robin had already guessed something in his heart.
After all, the deeds of the Sea Patrol Ranger are little known in the entire universe.
Poteo did not deny it. After exchanging a few words with the robin, he entered the Sleeping Banana Society.
……
After looking around, it seemed that the internal state of the Sleeping Banana Society was a little abnormal.
"He's bananas, there's nothing strange about it, it's well hidden."
Portio was suddenly startled to find himself bananas again. He looked back and saw that the robin had disappeared from the spot. "It was walking pretty fast."
[Details, once the robin left, they disappeared.]
Is emotional purification the robin himself?
Therefore, harmony is basically useless, as it only treats the symptoms but not the root cause.
【I’m afraid that you will pollute all my fellow humans.】
Suddenly.
White characters appeared in front of Potiou, which read: "They aided and abetted the evil, and they deserved death."
He let out a deep breath. "What the hell, a welcome ceremony is already planned? Okay, then just come right away. One person who can sneak in like a ninja is enough."
Then, the words began to wriggle like a worm, and in the blink of an eye, they transformed into other words. "This bullet will hit you sooner or later. Just wait and see, Osvaldo."
"He's banana, wait... is this me?"
Countless sleeping banana monkeys poured into Potio's brain like a bursting dam.
He shook his head violently, his hands not idle either, and immediately pulled out his revolver and pointed it at the text in front of him.
However, the text disappeared, and was replaced by a girl with pink hair.
Sanyueqi quickly raised his hands, "Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute—uh, are the consequences of skipping class so serious?"
【March, cute! 】
【Oh, March 7th is actually March 7th! 】
[Potio ate too well this time. I guess the story of sleeping in the banana club will be the same as March 7th.]
【I’ll take care of it, bro.】
[To be honest, if the plot of March 7th is better, she will complain.]
[Indeed, March 7th is a pretty sharp complaint.]
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The screen went black, and the story of Galaxy Ninja Scroll came back to the beginning.
This tells the story of how Ranpa slowly trained himself to become a cosmic ninja.
When will I stop laughing when I hear the words "bitter tea"?
[I feel like this bitter tea master should be a big shot, similar to the Third Hokage.]
[Luanpo's master was killed by his enemy, and then Luanpo joined the Sea Patrol Rangers to seek revenge, while upholding justice and tracking down his enemy's whereabouts.]
To be honest, when I saw the first part of Ginga Ninja Scroll, I knew where the story was going.
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Move forward a little in time.
"Bat Man, Bat Ninja, dear old classmate."
Xing heard March Seven's gentle voice. She wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and slowly opened her eyes.
I saw Sanyueqi sitting on the desk, with his long legs stretched out and stretched out, "Wake up and don't fall asleep."
[I give full marks to Sanyueqi for this sitting posture.]
[Right? In this lecture hall, you have to sit at your desks.]
[Laomi, Laomi, you really understand what the audience wants.]
[March 7th is indeed full of youthful energy.]
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Danheng said that he still couldn't contact Potio, so he couldn't make a definite conclusion about Luanpo's identity.
However, Luanpo's unusual words and deeds can also serve as evidence.
The most crucial point is that the trend of sleeping banana monkeys is too weird.
Xing added, "And the dream before I continued with Pinocchio."
Since there was nothing to do at the moment, Dan Heng suggested taking the Dream Building professional course. Firstly, it could kill time, secondly, it could allow him to inquire about information, and thirdly, it could allow him to interact with the teaching staff.
After all, the popularity of the sleeping banana monkey is due to the efforts of some people, and the teaching staff are the main focus.
To be fair, this family is truly unfortunate without Dan Heng.
【After all, he is the one who is in charge of intelligence! 】
After the three kids reached an agreement, they left the classroom together.
Just on the other side of the corridor, you can see the eye-catching and rough-hewn design.
When I got closer, I saw a teacher scolding a student.
Luanpo glanced at the three little ones who had arrived, "Hey! Baseball bat? Ninja. Liuli? Ninja. Feilong? Ninja."
The Liaoluan Ninja Warrior saluted every ninja present. This action seemed redundant, but it was an etiquette that ninjas could not ignore.
One of the operators made Sanyueqi feel a little awkward. "No need to greet everyone... Is Miss Luanpo here for class too?"
"Of course. Ninjas all agree. This dojo called 'Classroom' is certainly treacherous. Evil spirits also roam this place. Ninjas, please be careful."
Seeing that the time was almost up, Teacher Zhumeng Jiao shook his head and rang the bell for class, and the students around gathered around.
Master Zhumeng Jiao taught the content of this class and used sprinklers to decorate the house into the way everyone liked.
The theme is the sleeping monkey.
He then raised the spray can, and dots of colorful ink splattered out. The ink seemed to have a life of its own, flowing, surging, and blending on the wall, forming ever-changing images.
A secondary painting of a little monkey sleeping on a banana appears on the wall.
"Ah! How did it get finished in just a moment? It's like magic." March 7 couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Maintain a peaceful mindset, think clearly about what you want to create, and let your emotions resonate with the materials. This is how imagination becomes a dreamlike reality. This is Dream Building!"
"I see."
"March 7th?!" Xing discovered something wrong.
Dan Heng didn't say anything, but his face darkened.
The Dream Builder coughed twice. "Don't worry, banana banana banana. Memetic paint can affect the viewer's emotions. It seems this painting has helped this student understand *banana sound* better! Very good! The demonstration is over. Anyone want to try it out?"
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