I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

"yue~" Huohuo lay on the ground and suddenly started vomiting heavily.

【Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter.】

[This Bailu's calves are running too fast. 】

[Hahaha, Huo Huo ran so hard that he vomited. I really, hahaha, I can’t stop laughing, my family.]

【This plot is really abstract.】

[Did Bai Lu take No. 98 gasoline? How could she run so fast? ]

[Even a cloud rider like Su Chang said that he couldn't run anymore and needed to use his brain. This joke is really too dense. ]

【I have never felt this funny before I clicked in to watch it. 】

【Live in Bengbu. 】

-

The star in the camera screamed, white foam dripping from her mouth.

“I could run all day!”

Su Shang opened her eyes slightly.

"You are...very good! But can you please swallow the foam at the corner of your mouth first?"

[Hahahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. ]

[I can do this all day! Isn’t this a Captain America joke? ]

[Xing's foaming mouth expression really made me laugh to death. 】

"Wait, I have an idea!" Gui Naifen swallowed her saliva, "How about trying it the other way around? Instead of chasing after Miss Bai Lu, wait for her to come running over!"

Su Chang sighed, "Xiao Guizi, what nonsense are you talking about? Does this little dragon look like he will run towards us on his own?"

"The current game of hide-and-seek reminds me of the planet where I lived when I was a child. Resources were scarce, and if you wanted to eat some meat, you had to take great risks and go deep into the mines to hunt an animal called a floating weasel.

The floating weasel is very agile and alert when flying, so it is difficult to catch it no matter how skilled you are."

Xing finally wiped the foam from the corners of his mouth and asked, "Did you get to eat meat later?"

Su Chang leaned close to Xing's ear and said, "It's time to tell Xiao Guizi's childhood story again."

"Don't interrupt, just listen to me." Gui Naifen cleared her throat and continued to speak vividly, "The ecology of the floating weasel is very special. It lives in symbiosis with a poisonous creature called the lizard. When it goes out to forage, it lets the lizard protect its cubs.

So we went to catch the lizard in the bird's nest. After being caught, it would use its sharp cry to alert the floating weasel to return to the nest to protect its cubs. But in this way, it also fell into our hands. "

“A bit cruel…”

"The competition for survival is fair. The drum sac and eyeballs of the croaker lizard can spray out highly toxic poison. If the protection work is not done well, many friends will lose their lives."

Su Chang hung her head, she was confused.

"So, after listening for so long, what does this story have to do with the method you mentioned?"

Gui Naifen folded her hands in front of her chest and said, "I have made it so clear! If we catch one of them, the other will fall into our trap!

I still remember that the judge had a treasure called "Moon-Cang Hu" in his hand, which could absorb the sun of the year... uh, that was the one I broke... I wonder if it's still there?"

Then everyone helped Huo Huo up, patted her on the back, and tried to cheer her up.

Huo Huo: "I do carry the gourd with me, but I can only use it when Sui Yang is close."

Gui Naifen nodded. In fact, her purpose was very simple, which was to wait and see.

Huo Huo waited in wait while the others continued to chase.

-

Everything was ready, and they spotted Bai Lu again.

At this moment, Ah Zhuo began to mutter again,

“Adults always say that adult life is harder, but that’s weird, right?

Didn’t adults also evolve from children?

Why should we compare ourselves with our past selves to see who has a harder time? "

Bai Lu also echoed, "That's right! Why do you always tell me things that I can't understand? I just want to go out and have fun!"

【The past was the past, and now it is a perversion. 】

【It's quite true.】

[Sometimes children can see things more clearly than adults, such as the emperor's new clothes.]

Finally, with the efforts of several people, Bai Lu was successfully trapped.

Bai Lu, who found herself imprisoned in a circle, began to sob.

"Let me out! I don't want to be locked up here!"

Her tears slid down her face, turning it red in an instant.

Huo Huo couldn't bear it any more and said to comfort him, "Master Bai Lu...stay calm. You are possessed by Sui Yang. What you are thinking is not your own."

"Nonsense! Nonsense!" Bai Lu's tears burst like a dam, as if venting all the dissatisfaction she had accumulated over the years.

"I have never had many playmates since I was a child. Today I met one, but you want to catch it..."

at this time,

Ah Zhuo's voice was heard, and she slowly came to the front of the group.

"You are so despicable, you want to take away the rare happy time from children!"

Xing put his hands on his hips and laughed.

"Hehe! I'm so despicable!"

At this moment, the camera gave a close-up of Ah Zhuo's face, and she glared at Xing fiercely.

Gui Naifen clapped her hands happily, "Wow, this guy really fell into the trap."

Ah Zhuo let out a deep breath, "I wanted to bring you into the happy and free world of children, but since you insist on ruining the fun... don't blame Ah Zhuo for using violence to talk to you!

Violence, only violence is the only language you adults can speak and understand, right? Just like every time you teach your children a lesson! "

【It doesn’t have to be so real. 】

[The person who wrote the script has to get a big score for this one. 】

[I am sweating profusely. ]

[My eyes are filled with tears, brothers.]

[I feel very empathetic. I'm going to give a thumbs up to the screenwriter.]

[I am not defeated, I really am, I am wuwuwuwuwu…]

[I have a friend who broke down.]

-

Everyone took out their weapons one after another. Although they were reluctant,

But there is no other way.

quickly,

Azhuo was no match for Xing and Suchang and was quickly defeated.

"Oh, I'm sorry, A'lu... I, I was scolded by the adults. I can't play with you anymore..." A'zhuo looked at Bai Lu with apology.

"Azhuo... didn't we make a pinky promise that we would never go back with adults? Adults can break their promises, but can a child do the same?"

"But I can't help it. No matter how long the fun is, it will always end. But I had a lot of fun today. Let's meet again next time!"

Gui Naifen shook her head and interrupted, "There won't be a next time! Huo Huo, please."

Bai Lu sobbed, "Azhuo, the next time we meet... it will probably be a long time later..."

On the other hand, Ah Zhuo comforted Bai Lu at the last moment.

"Our lives are long. Judging from this scale, they won't be as long as you think. I have to go with these adults for now!"

Afterwards, Azhuo was taken into Zangyuehu by Huohuo.

As the sun disappeared, Bai Lu's half-open eyes gradually regained clarity.

Gui Naifen squatted in front of Bai Lu, "Okay... Miss Bai Lu, it's getting late, it's time to go home."

Bai Lu shook her head. "Although my memory is a little fuzzy, I seem to have done a lot of strange things before..."

"Don't feel guilty, Miss Bai Lu, just think of it as a dream of free play. It's not your fault."

"But...but." Bai Lu's eyes welled up with tears again, "Everyone ran around for me...I still remember it, I'm so sorry."

Gui Naifen smiled dotingly.

"When you are controlled and imprisoned, you will want to escape. Isn't that human nature? It is the adults who always try to correct your behavior and those who think you should do something that have problems."

Bai Lu's pupils suddenly contracted when she heard this. "I've already prepared an apology... Big sister, you've disrupted my train of thought."

"Why do you want to apologize? I'm like you. Although I'm almost an adult, I can't help but miss the days when I was a kid and ran around barefoot.

I was scolded by my eldest brother, asked to do this and that, and asked to be more mature. Then I rebelled and ran away, to prove that I could live well away from my family... So, I settled down in Xianzhou.

It seems that whether it’s the Dragon Girl or ordinary people like me, the life trajectories of most people are very similar.

One day, Miss Bailu, you will have the strength to leave this life and move on to the next one... So I suggest you cherish the fun of it, and don't apologize for its troubles over and over again. "

[Great! This performance is worthy of Gui Naifen, who is a big star both on and off the screen! ]

[I feel a rare sense of clarity. 】

[I’m a fan of Gui Naifen. 】

-

Bai Lu raised her thumbs up and said, "Big sister, you are really good at giving people inspirational advice. Why don't you come to the Dandingsi clinic and register as a psychologist?"

"Hiss..." Gui Naifen took a breath of cold air, then stood up and said to the people behind him,

"Oh, is she really a runaway? Why is she so precocious when she talks so sarcastically?

at this time,

Huo Huo kept shaking her legs. "I say we should not stay here. This place is too gloomy... How about we go somewhere else to chat?"

The next moment, everyone had left the illusion and maze and arrived outside the Golden Man Lane.

Everyone drove away the sun that was attached to Bai Lu.

After obtaining Bai Lu's consent, it was time to announce this victory to the public in "Luofu Zazu".

They have to downplay the danger of the incident to avoid causing panic, but they also have to attract attention and highlight the victory of the ghost hunting team. This is no less troublesome than the exorcism of Sui Yang just now!

Then a star who is very good at making up stories must be involved.

The final title chosen was, "Who is the actor who plays Lord Bai Lu?"

【Hahaha, this name is good. 】

[You can go to Mihoyo's official website to see that it really has a Luofu Zazu supernatural forum. ]

[Is it so cool? ]

[Yes, the content of the web series is synchronized with the supernatural forum, and we can also publish information on the website independently. ]

[As expected of Mihoyo, this combination of reality and illusion is really cool! ]

[Yes. Gui Naifen is a host herself, and she set up a supernatural forum in real life to synchronize the content of the web drama.]

[In fact, you can really go and take a look. Many of the comments are posted by the characters in the web drama themselves.]

-

After bidding farewell to Bai Lu, everyone accompanied Huo Huo and locked Sui Yang into the demon-suppressing tower of the "Shape-Blocking and Evil-Repelling Array".

Su Chang's heart finally died after watching this scene.

"This is finally solved! Phew... I can have a good rest now."

Huo Huo interrupted, "However, there are still many Sui Yang wandering outside... We can't rest for long..."

Xing's face was full of fatigue, "Let tomorrow worry about tomorrow's affairs."

After that, the ghost hunting team was disbanded.

Soon, Xing sat on a recliner, and the chat box began to flash...

After some communication,

Gui Naifen also provided a link to Luofu Zazu.

After Xing clicked on it, countless comments appeared on the screen, eventually drowning out the entire picture.

Then there is a real-world web link.

-

After the camera switches,

The ghost hunting team reunites.

Gui Naifen was like a chicken with blood pumped up. "The special handling action team for the Suiyang escape incident under the Wang Division, also known as the Ghost Hunting Team, has to cheer up and start working again! Yeah!"

Su Chang half-deadly yelled, "Yeah..."

Huo Huo: "...?"

Xingye lowered his face, "Ding, check in."

Gui Naifen looked at Xing seriously, "Sister, why do you look as tired as those deacons of the Land and Land Division?"

"Ah!" Su Chang yawned, "Xiao Guizi, what kind of magic medicine did you take to make you so energetic?"

"Every time I see the number of fans jumping up and down, I am so excited that I can't sleep. It's more effective than drinking strong tea and coffee."

"You do this, but I can't. Whenever I close my eyes, I dream of myself and Miss Bailu going back and forth... It's more tiring than going into battle myself."

Gui Naifen's voice was drawn out, "Shang Shang, you've been sleeping for the whole day!"

"Hey!" Su Chang had an idea, "Catching ghosts is a job that takes place at night, so isn't it reasonable to sleep through the whole day?

How about this, you guys just treat me as if I'm possessed by sleep, pin me down on the bed, and let me sleep for another thirty to fifty hours, and then I'll report to the Ten Kings Division, how about that?"

Xing touched his head and said, "This bad speech reminds me of someone."

Then she looked at Su Shang, "Su Shang, do you know Qing Que?"

Huo Huo nodded thoughtfully, "Ah, that's the famous poker player in Chang Letian! Every time I pass by there on a mission, I can always see her fighting with her poker friends in a siege."

"Even the judge knows her! She is really well-known." Gui Naifen smacked her lips during the conversation.

Su Chang looked at them with a puzzled look on her face, "Who is it?"

"Don't worry." Gui Naifen took out her phone, "This is the person. Look at this post."

Everyone huddled together and checked the post, which mentioned that something seemed wrong with Taibusi.

As soon as Xing saw this situation, he immediately fulfilled his obligation to inform the head of Taibusi.

"Done. Should we go to Taibusi to check out the situation?"

Huo Huo spoke out to stop the few people who were about to take action.

"Old rule, first try to find out the situation from Fu Yan."

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