I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me
Chapter 210: Daga, verbal digging
Su Chen took the phone, stepped back a few steps, and came to a position three meters away.
"Alright! Strike a cute pose, hey! Don't just make a scissors hand gesture."
He put down his phone, "Hanabi, teach these two a lesson."
Hua Huo nodded immediately, and she taught Bai Heng step by step how to pose. After she was done, she made an OK gesture and then put one hand behind her back.
Su Chen understood and nodded silently. He picked up the phone again, "Get ready, one, two, three, seven!"
"Yueqi!"
"Not bad, not bad!" Su Chen nodded with satisfaction as he looked at the final photo effect, and then he returned the phone to Hua Huo.
just,
In Hua Huo's outstretched hand, she was holding Bai Heng's car keys, which she had snatched away without anyone noticing when she was helping Bai Heng pose.
While returning the phone, Su Chen successfully got the key.
Although Bai Heng is not very intelligent,
But Jing Liu beside him was not a pushover. She obviously noticed that the two people's behavior was a bit inconsistent.
Just when she wanted to take a closer look at what Su Chen was holding in his hand,
Hanabi pressed her hands on Kagawa's face, and the two of them pressed close to each other, "Oh my god, Kagawa-sister, your pupils are actually red! So beautiful!"
"Ah?" Jing Liu's face flushed a little, "Uh... it's okay, your pupils are also quite special."
After being interrupted by Hanabi, Jingliu seemed to have forgotten what he wanted to do.
"What are you doing?" Bai Heng quickly pulled Hua Huo's hands apart. "You want to study pupils, so study fireflies. I promise there will be something fun to watch. It will definitely be exciting."
"Hmm? Really?" A gleam of light flashed in Huahuo's eyes, "I'll make a note of this. I'll definitely try it next time."
"Hey, Jingliu, look!" Bai Heng patted Jingliu on the shoulder, "Look, that car looks like the one I bought, same model, same color, even the license plate isn't there!"
Jingliu touched his chin and said, "Is it possible that this is your car?"
"Oh, how is it possible? My car keys..." Bai Heng was suddenly shocked, "Where are my car keys? Where are my big car keys?"
"Hanabi!"
Although Jingliu reacted, it was too late.
At this moment, Hua Huo has jumped into the car.
"Clang clang! Sorry, Sister Bai Heng, we have something urgent to do. We will return the car to you soon."
"The car I just bought, the new car I just bought!" Bai Heng pouted, his eyes had turned into the shape of poached eggs, "Jingliu! My car!"
Jing Liu held Bai Heng in his arms, "Actually, that's fine. The one driving was Su Chen, and I remember your driver's license was revoked the day before yesterday. How dare you drive?"
“Ahem…” Bai Heng’s expression immediately changed. “Eh? What were we doing? By the way, today is Thursday, let’s go find Jing Yuan to eat fried chicken!”
Jing Liu raised the corners of his mouth slightly. As long as he didn't ride in Bai Heng's car, he would do anything.
"Let's go."
……
"Haha, this is so funny." Hua Huo looked at Su Chen who was standing beside him, "Hey, what are you doing? Don't talk on the phone while driving."
"I'm wearing headphones, right?" Su Chen heard the voice coming from the microphone and said,
"How's Silver Wolf? Did you find Silver Branch?"
"We found him. Can you please take him away quickly? My hair is about to fall out!"
Su Chen smiled helplessly, "Give the phone to Yinzhi... Hello, Yinzhi, I want to ask, what is the online name of Potio's daughter?"
After a few seconds of silence, Su Chen continued, "Oh, the world's number one patriot, right?"
“Who would come up with this online name?”
"She is the only player who has rejected Kafka throughout the whole process."
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Meanwhile, in the new coffee shop.
Botio looked at the coffee in front of him and swallowed his saliva. "Damn it, is this really drinkable?"
"Of course, I am also the owner of a coffee shop in this interactive city. I just heard that there is a new coffee shop here, so I came here to learn the craft.
But don't worry, the coffee I make may not be the most delicious in the world, but it will definitely make you unforgettable for the rest of your life." Ji Zi was sitting at the bar, her smile as beautiful as a crescent moon, forming a sharp contrast with the coffee in front of her.
Portio smiled awkwardly, looking at the coffee that was still bubbling even though ten minutes had passed.
"If I drink this, I'm afraid I'll see the Emperor Bow right there."
"Don't be afraid, my cowboy shark buddy." Xing appeared behind Potio with Yunli, vaguely implying that they had cut off his retreat.
Although Xing didn't know what Su Chen wanted to do,
But since it was her brother who spoke, she would definitely do it.
There is no reason, this is the blood connection between half fathers and half mothers!
Poteo glanced at Xing, "Where did the little grey hair come from? Wait a minute!"
He took a good look at Xing and Ji Zi at the bar. "Are you two the heroine Xing and the navigator Ji Zi from the Bengtie web drama? I was wondering why you look so familiar.
Judging from your tone just now, you dare to drink coffee? Are you brave? "
"Just kidding, I'm very brave!" Xing put his hands on his hips and raised his head proudly.
Botio smiled and said, "Okay, Little Gray Hair, you drink one sip and I'll drink ten."
at this time,
The door of the coffee shop was pushed open again.
Billy was holding a hydraulic pliers around his neck, and the owner of the hydraulic pliers was following behind Billy.
"My dear, what is going on? Will he be executed later?" Potio frowned, not knowing why the situation was becoming more and more chaotic.
However, this guy wearing a mechanical helmet does have some taste.
And why does this maid behind have a tail?
Does it feel like a shark?
Surprisingly, he couldn't hate her at all?
strange!
"Sister Xing! Please save me!" Billy looked at Xing in front of him with a sad face.
"Me? What am I doing?" Xing scratched his head.
Ailian took the lollipop out of her mouth and said, "This guy couldn't pay for the housekeeping service. He said he didn't have money and wanted to ask his boss for it. But he said his boss couldn't get through on the phone, so I took him to find his boss."
"Oh." Xing nodded thoughtfully, "I think it's better to call the police."
"What are you talking about?" Yun Li blinked and looked at the star in front of him.
“It’s okay, children shouldn’t meddle in adult affairs.” Xing looked at Ailian and said seriously, “Wait a minute, I’ll imitate my brother’s tone, ahem.”
"It's not a big deal. Since you're already here, there's no reason for me to let you suffer a loss. So, how much is your housekeeping fee? I'll pay for one year first."
Billy raised his thumbs, completely forgetting that there was a pair of scissors around his neck. "Oh, they are indeed siblings. They look so lifelike!"
Ailian thought for a while with a blank expression, "Yearly package? I'll call Lekaan."
"Hey." Potio interrupted the conversation of several people, "Little Gray Hair, the bet I just mentioned is still valid. Do you dare to come?"
Xing tilted her head slightly and looked at the coffee in the cup. The black color was like an abyss, as if it was going to swallow up everything in the world. She exhaled deeply, "If I don't go to hell, who will? Tell my brother that he will be the only one to star in the Bengtie web drama from now on!"
Yun Li wiped the little pearls from the corners of her eyes, "Sister Xing, I understand. What a great existence! I will find a good place to bury you."
"Sister Xing!!!" Billy was already in tears, "You are really great, I will definitely regard you as my idol in the future!"
Xing smiled relievedly, she picked up the coffee, nodded at Ji Zi, and was about to drink it when she was stopped by Ailian.
"Lekaan said there's an annual subscription."
"Ah?" Xing didn't quite understand. "What do you mean?"
"Although I don't like this job, I'll still do something for our big client for free." After saying that, Ailian drank Ji Zi's coffee in one gulp.
"Huh!!!"
Except for Ji Zi, everyone present widened their eyes.
"Call an ambulance!"
"Shark maid, are you okay?"
"Wow, the maid sister is amazing."
"Your Excellency is indeed a shark."
Ellen shook her head. "It's a bit stronger than Lina's cooking, but it's not unacceptable."
At this moment, everyone couldn't help but applaud.
Xing gave an absolutely innocent smile, "Shark Cowboy, now that Shark Maid has drunk this cup of coffee, you owe me ten cups!"
"This...!" Potio paused.
"Dear, I'm risking my life. It's just ten cups, right? If the maid is fine, then I shouldn't be in any trouble either! Come on, bring all the coffee up!!!"
Ji Zi nodded with satisfaction.
She knew that she had mastered coffee.
She thought this day would take a long time to come.
I didn’t expect it to happen today!
She would first make a cup for the purple eggplant,
Then it came Su Chen, and then everyone in Mihoyo!
"Wait a minute!"
A loud shout came from the door of the coffee shop, stopping everyone's actions.
At the same time, everyone in the store looked out the door.
The next moment, Xing, Yunli, Jizi, and Billy all smiled happily.
That man finally came.
Xing jogged all the way, leaped up, and then hugged Su Chen tightly, "Brother, you are finally here. I almost couldn't hold on if it weren't for this maid."
"Um... Um..." Su Chen pulled his head out with great effort, avoiding the risk of suffocation. "Huh~, I can't breathe anymore, you come down first."
"Oh oh oh."
Su Chen first came to Ailian and said, "Since you are here, there is no reason for me to let you suffer a loss. How much is your housekeeping fee? I will pay for one year first."
Ailian felt like he had heard this before. "You can pay for the whole year. I'll ask Lekaan to negotiate with you when the time comes."
"Forget it, you guys better come together. I'm too lazy to conquer everyone one by one."
Elaine: "What did you say?"
"I say, we really need domestic service here. I'll take care of it for ten years."
Then Su Chen came to Potio again and deliberately asked, "You are Potio, right?"
"Do you know me?" Botio glanced at Su Chen and then at Xing. "There should be a limit to how much we resemble each other. What's going on between you two?"
"When in doubt, it's all quantum mechanics. It's all quantum mechanics that's to blame!" Su Chen cleared his throat and began to talk nonsense in a serious tone.
"Actually I know your name is Potio. It was Yinzhi who told me because he said that you would come to him sooner or later."
"His dear, is Yinzhi really here with you? Where is he?"
"First of all, he is already an actor of Mihoyo, and the contract is for 99 years."
"Ninety-nine years? No wonder the internet is saying that Mihoyo is good at eating people. There is even a forum dedicated to recording the supernatural events in Mihoyo Interactive City. So that's how it is!"
Yunli came between Xing and Billy and said, "What is the supernatural forum?"
Xing whispered, "That's the new web drama 'Fox House Tales', but my brother said that this time he wanted to combine the real and the imaginary, so he commissioned a few people from Black Tower to set up a supernatural forum - Luofu Zazu, which will record the content of the web drama, true and false, false and true."
"Ah?! It turned out to be fake!" Billy pressed his chest a few times, "I thought everything was real. I was so scared that I didn't dare to go out for several nights."
Yun Li nodded and frowned.
"That doesn't make sense. Why does Sister Gui Naifen always talk about pink fairy, pink fairy during her live broadcast? Is that really true?"
"That should be a live PK. You can tell my brother about this."
Su Chen, who was standing by, obviously did not hear this conversation.
"Of course, even though Yinzhi is my employee, it doesn't mean you can't meet, but well." Su Chen changed the subject and looked at the empty coffee cup, "It seems like you still have ten cups to drink."
"It's just ten cups, I just drank it, right?"
Su Chen snapped his fingers, "Ji Zi, give me another cup of coffee."
"Ok!"
Soon, Ji Zi had made the second cup of coffee, which was exactly the same as the first one.
At this moment, Hua Huo came to Su Chen and said, "Wow, how did you know I was thirsty and made me a cup of coffee?"
After saying that, Hanabi picked up the coffee cup, blew on it, and then took a sip.
"Stop!" Poteo was about to stop him, but it was too late.
"Wow, it's delicious!" Huahuo fell to the ground with a thud.
Su Chen pointed at Hanabi who was foaming at the mouth, "This is the true reflection of drinking coffee, you know?"
Portio frowned, "But..."
"Sister, you have to hold on!" Xing helped Hua Huo up, tears welling up in her eyes, "Why are you so stupid? Why are you so stupid?"
Hua Huo looked intoxicated. She raised her hands and waved them continuously. "I saw my great-grandmother waving at me from the other side of the river! She's getting closer and closer."
"No way, we're going to reach the other side in just one bite?" Cold sweat already seeped out of Potio's forehead.
"There is a way not to drink it."
"any solution?"
Su Chen's mouth curled up slightly, "Ailian is Mihuyou's housekeeping service company, so he can help every Mihuyou employee."
"So what you mean is that as long as I sign the contract and become your employee, I can resolve this crisis?"
"Yes!"
Botio put on a serious face and said, "Da ga, verbal digging."
"what?"
Xing, Billy, Yunli and Jizi all looked incredulous.
Even Hanabi stood up and wiped the foam from the corners of her mouth, "Oh my, oh my, I thought I was the most capable person, but there are actually people who are more difficult to deal with than me. Hehe, this is going to be fun to watch."
However, Su Chen looked calm, "It's hard to say."
Botio felt his pocket vibrating. He gently took out his cell phone, glanced at the caller ID, and answered the call without any hesitation.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem. Okay!"
After he hung up the phone quietly, he gave Su Chen a thumbs up and said, "He's my dear, I accept him! I'm hired!"
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