I really don't want to be famous, but the collapse is still chasing me

"Victoria Housekeeping?" Billy looked at Ellen carefully from head to toe and then from toe to head.

He scratched his head and thought for a long time before he suddenly realized.

"I remember now! Boss Nicole did say she had called some housekeeping service, and she even specifically asked me to come and greet them."

"Oh." Ailian stamped her feet on the ground impatiently, "What do you need me to do? Can you be quick? I still have to attend a class reunion."

"Okay, okay!" Billy looked at Ellen Hayes' maid outfit and rubbed his hands.

"Excuse me, what services do you generally provide?"

“Tsk.” Ailian rolled his eyes at Billy and took out a flyer. “Take a look for yourself. You can get anything you want as long as it’s written on it.”

"What if it's not written?"

The next moment, a strong wind blew, and Ailian took out a pair of hydraulic pliers from somewhere and put them on Billy's neck.

Billy knelt on his knees and said, "I'm sorry, I don't dare to do it again. Please let me go and spare my life."

"Choose quickly!"

……

"Ahem, I just want to ask." Billy took the flyer and pointed to the first service description on it.

"What kind of service is this Yuba? "

"The bathroom service is out of service?"

Billy narrowed his eyes, with a "are you kidding me" expression, "Well, okay, of course it should be like this.

So what is this service called "clean clothes and mop"? "

"Washing, mopping and comprehensive cleaning service."

"Oh, I see. What about the shark innuendo at the end?"

"Take a photo with me and forward it to exchange for gifts."

Billy scratched his head. "I don't quite understand. What does taking a photo with you have to do with sharks?"

"This involves hidden services. You need to pay to unlock it. Do you want to unlock it?" During the conversation, Ailian took out a QR code and said, "Scan the code and pay to unlock it."

"Uh...didn't you just say no? Um, what is a hidden service?"

“Cos service.”

"Ding." Billy scanned the code to pay at an extremely fast speed, "Can you turn into Sam?"

"No." Ailian took out a balloon from her pocket, blew it into a shark tail, and then put it on her lower back.

"Okay, now you can call me Shark Girl."

Billy blinked, with a "are you really kidding me" expression, "Oh, if only the content was as rich as the name."

With a "swish", the hydraulic clamp was placed on the neck again.

Billy fell to his knees. "Sorry, sorry. I won't tell anyone about what happened today."

-

Billy led Ailian into the house. "Actually, this house is new. There are no major problems for the time being. We don't need those complicated services. It's just a small matter."

"Tsk." Ailian folded her hands in front of her chest, "Tsk, tell me about it."

"We moved the sofa from our previous rental house. There were snack crumbs in the gaps between the sofa and we couldn't get them out no matter what we did."

Ailian nodded and cut the sofa in half with a knife, "It's lost."

"That makes sense." Billy brought Ailian to a safe. "This is my boss's safe. I can't open it no matter what I do. Can you think of a way..."

Before he could finish his words, a cold light appeared and the safe was cut in half, revealing the wooden structure inside.

"Good fellow, has Boss Nicole been deceiving me with a wooden box all this time?" Billy gave Ailian a thumbs up, "Not bad, not bad, there is something."

"Is there anyone else who needs help?"

"That's all, that's all. If you do it again, either Nicole or Su Chen will kill me."

"Thank you for your patronage. The total cost is..."

"Wait a minute." Billy interrupted Ailian's conversation and said, "Excuse me, what is this shark-mouth stimulation service?"

Ailian suddenly opened her mouth and pointed at her teeth, "Press!"

Billy pressed it with a nervous mood, and with a "click", a tooth actually sank in.

"Eh?! Fun, fun!"

He pressed them one by one until...

Elaine suddenly bit Billy's finger hard.

"what!!!!!"

A terrible cry was heard from inside the Cunning Rabbit's house.

-

"Wow, is it Chinese New Year today? Why do I hear the sound of a pig being slaughtered?"

Xing and Yunli were eating ramen at a nearby ramen restaurant.

"No way, it's still too early for the New Year! Slurp~" Yun Li drank up the ramen soup in one breath, "Burp~"

Then she gestured to the ramen shop owner, "Boss, give me another bowl."

"Cough, cough, cough!" Xing, who was drinking soup, choked. "You're still eating? Sister Yunli, you've already eaten your seventh bowl!"

"Hey, I'm a martial artist, is this normal? Besides, I only need to eat half full."

Xing's mouth twitched, "It seems that Yanqing's salary is not low!"

"What did you say?"

"I said you look like someone I know."

Yun Li clasped her hands together and bowed to the boss, "Thank you, boss. I'm ready to eat!"

While slurping her noodles, she responded to Xing, "Looks like him? Who is he?"

"I once went to the school where Uncle Yang taught, and there was a white-haired guy who ate noodles all day long."

"Slurp~" Yun Li picked up the ramen and buried her whole face in the bowl, "Wow, so satisfied! Boss, give me another bowl!"

Xing looked at his unfinished bowl of ramen and fell into deep thought.

Maybe this is called eating long?

So, how rich is Yanqing?

Just then, a man wearing a cowboy hat walked out of the coffee shop next to the ramen restaurant.

He gritted his teeth and yelled, "What the hell? Is this coffee for human consumption?"

Then, the owner of the coffee shop immediately came out to apologize.

"I'm sorry, customer. The cup of coffee you just had was made by an intern. It was indeed my negligence." The coffee shop owner took out a handkerchief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Hey, my dear, you have learned the essence of shifting the blame quite well, right? Don't blame the intern or the temporary worker for everything you did wrong? Since he is an intern, how did he get this cup of coffee?"

"I'm really sorry. I thought the powder had been ground and it was a semi-automatic coffee machine with all the parameters set. She just needed to hold a cup. I really didn't know it would turn out like this."

"Hey, boss, do you think I'm a three-year-old kid? How could there be such a ridiculous thing?"

"This is real. You are lucky to still be here. The other customers were basically covered with white cloth on the spot."

The man in the cowboy hat looked at the coffee shop owner's sincere attitude and felt that he didn't seem to be lying. "Uh..."

Yun Li, who was standing by, nudged Xing's arm and said, "Hey, as the sister of the owner of Mihoyo Interactive City, why don't you go and take a look?"

Xing shook her head. "Well, how should I put it? I feel like the intern the coffee shop owner was talking about is someone I know."

"really?"

"real."

as predicted,

A red-haired woman slowly walked out of the coffee shop. "Sorry, sorry, is this the coffee I made? It may be because it is all mechanical. I will make you another cup. I made it by hand."

"It's Aunt Ji Zi!" Yun Li said, pointing at Ji Zi at the door of the store.

At this moment, Xing took out his cell phone and sent a text message to Su Chen: "How long will it take? It's going to be a big fuss. Now there's not only a maid, but also a cowboy, and Sister Jizi is here too."

"beep".

Soon Su Chen replied, "Hold them steady, I'll grab a car and come over."