Quick Wear: Cousin, Come to the Bowl Quickly

"In fact, they are just afraid of harming you, because the old woman also said that if anyone breaks up this marriage, the dirty thing will turn to find him and make that family broken up and miserable."

“Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!” Father Lin, whose face was as red as a pig’s liver, could no longer hold back and burst into a violent coughing sound. Mother Lin glared at Lin Xi and reached out to pat her husband on the back to calm him down. “Don’t listen to this girl’s nonsense. There is no such a mysterious thing.”

"Ah? Didn't you, Mom and Dad, tell me... Oh! Yes, yes, that's right. Actually, I was just talking nonsense. It didn't happen at all. I made it all up." Just when everyone looked grim and were glad that they had escaped a disaster, Lin Xi seemed to wake up suddenly, and hurriedly said that she was just making it up.

"Actually, Ah Xu and I don't really want to be together. Uncle, third aunt, second aunt, can I take a look at those guys you just mentioned? If any of them works out, I will definitely give a big red envelope to you matchmakers." Lin Xi suddenly changed her attitude, and with a curious look on her face, she wanted to get closer to the group of relatives.

Everyone was caught off guard by her sudden change of attitude. Seeing that she was about to come closer, and thinking of her completely different words just now, the sentence "The family is broken up, and the whole family is in turmoil" suddenly came to their mind. They couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly covered their mobile phones tightly, and told Lin Xi not to come forward with a look of horror.

"Hey, we are all relatives, and you have all watched me grow up, why don't you even help me with this little favor?" Seeing everyone's attitude of avoiding her, Lin Xi retreated to her seat somewhat awkwardly, and then muttered a little dissatisfiedly, "I won't look for a scapegoat."

She spoke the following sentence in a very low voice, as if unintentionally, but it was just loud enough for everyone to hear. The relatives who had just looked unhappy suddenly had the same thought in their minds.

The heating doesn’t seem to be hot enough this winter.

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Lin's father and mother smiled and sent all the cursing relatives out of the house, then turned around with a changed expression and walked towards Lin Xi, who was laughing and collapsed on the sofa, with a menacing look.

"Lin Xi! You've made it! You can even make up such a tortuous and bizarre story!" Mother Lin, who has always been gentle and easy-going, picked up the wooden sword she usually practiced with from the shoe cabinet and roared.

"You haven't been home for a few years, and as soon as you came back you put on a big show for your parents. You've grown up." Father Lin also put his hands on his hips and roared.

Lin Xi was laughing so hard that she was squirming back and forth on the sofa. Seeing her father and mother coming over aggressively, she suddenly came to her senses, quickly pulled Li Xu aside to be a shield, and quickly hid in her own room, completing the familiar process of closing the door, locking it, and admitting her mistake in one go.

"My dear mom and dad, I was wrong. This is the 21st century and lynching is not allowed."

"Feudal superstition is not allowed in the 21st century, and yet you just open your mouth and say that."

"Come out! I promise not to beat you up. We will reason with you!"

"Ms. Li, before you say this, throw away the wooden sword in your hand first. This will make you more convincing."

Seeing Lin's father and mother playing chess with Lin Xi through the door, Li Xu suppressed his laughter, which was about to be hurt by Lin Xi's fabricated story, and hurried forward to comfort the two.

"Aunt and uncle, please don't blame Xixi. I was the one who taught her to say that. If you want to hit someone, hit me."

Father Lin glared at Li Xu with a look of disappointment, "I don't know you yet. Since you were a child, she has always been the one fanning the flames. You start the fire, she poops her pants, and you wipe her butt. Every time she makes a mistake, she drags you out to be the scapegoat..."

At this point, Father Lin seemed to suddenly remember the prophecy in Lin Xi's fabricated story that whoever broke up this marriage would become a scapegoat, and his anger suddenly grew even more intense.

Mother Lin was listening to her husband, who always spoke in a very elegant manner, getting so angry that he started to talk nonsense. She found it funny and gripped the wooden sword in her hand even tighter, raising her voice a little.

"Why don't you come out? Do you think you'll be fine if you hide? Did you forget that the key to your room door is still outside?"

In fact, she said this to deceive Lin Xi. The key to her room door lock had been thrown away somewhere long ago and there was no way to find it.

But Lin Xi had obviously forgotten about this. When she heard what Lin's mother said, she couldn't help but shudder. She secretly said that she had miscalculated. Her confidence just now suddenly dissipated a lot. After thinking for a moment, she finally said, "You really won't beat me when I come out?"

"Really? I won't hit you. Think about it, when did your father and I hit you?" Seeing that she had been fooled, Mother Lin softened her voice and made a silencing gesture to Li Xu, signaling him not to speak.

"Li Xu, please help me stop them. I'm coming out." After hearing Lin's mother's assurance, Lin Xi finally relaxed, and at the same time did not forget to seek help from his comrades.

"Don't..." Li Xu was about to open his mouth to warn Lin Xi under Lin's mother's captivating gaze, but Lin Xi had already turned the handle and carefully opened the door a crack.

"Come out quickly, I really won't hit you." Seeing that her plan was about to succeed, Mother Lin's voice became softer and she hid the wooden sword in her hand behind her back.

Lin Xi glanced out through the crack in the door with a guilty conscience, but due to the angle, she could only see Father Lin, who looked much calmer. Noticing that his face seemed to be much better than just now, she opened the door with confidence.

Unexpectedly, the moment he opened the door, Mr. Lin, who had been calm just now, suddenly changed his expression, and instantly dodged and blocked the gap in the door, then held down Lin Xi who was trying to close the door in a hurry, and opened the door completely.

Mother Lin then pulled out the wooden sword hidden behind her back, raised it high, and was about to hit Lin Xi on the butt.

But the next moment, there was a loud bang, and the capturing Lin's father, the punishing Lin's mother, and the struggling Lin Xi all fell silent, looking in astonishment at the wooden sword that was hitting Li Xu's face.

With a clear sound, the wooden sword fell to the ground, and a raised red mark quickly appeared on Li Xu's cheek.

A few minutes later, Mother Lin looked at Li Xu, who was being treated by Lin Xi, with an apologetic look on her face. She apologized again, rather embarrassedly: "Ah Xu, Auntie didn't mean to do that. How did you just bump into me? Does it still hurt?"

"Aunt, it doesn't hurt, it just looks serious. It will go away in two days." Li Xu endured the burning pain on half of his face and said insincere words to comfort Mother Lin.

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Because the system is out of order, the chapters are a bit messy, so I've readjusted them. These are the two extra chapters I made up for. There will be another extra chapter tomorrow that will be completely finished. My dears, please refresh the page.