I started a senior citizen university after being unemployed, and I became the favorite of my uncles

Uncles not only want to listen to rock music, they also want to play it.

This idea became even more obvious, especially after Teacher Yu took them to a rock music festival.

The uncles showed great drive and started to divide the work immediately.

The roles that can be confirmed for now are lead singer, drummer and guitarist, and the other two positions are to be determined.

"I want to be a guitarist." Uncle Wang raised his hand first.

"I'm a carpenter, I work with wood." Uncle Wang said with confidence: "Guitars are made of wood."

"I am the most suitable guitarist. I am absolutely impeccable."

The other uncles were still in a heated discussion and had no time to question Uncle Wang.

The most intense competition is for lead singer and drummer.

The former is because the remaining four uncles think they sing well, and the latter is because the uncles think the drummer looks cool and handsome.

Teacher Yu, the soul and leader of the physics class, stood up and said, "You guys come to compete, and the lead singer should choose a song to show himself."

"The drummer will do a rhythm test in a moment."

"I'll go first. When I was young, I was a famous lark in the area."

Uncle Zhang was the first to step forward, wanting to conquer everyone with a loud song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", but he got stuck on the high notes, his face turned red, and he couldn't sing any further, so he voluntarily withdrew.

"Ah, I'm getting older and my voice is changing."

"It's normal that I can't sing. I'll let you do it."

Uncle Li pushed him aside and said, "Old man, there is no such thing as a voice change period. You can't sing because you are not good enough."

"Come, let me show you a bass."

Uncle Li spoke confidently, "My motherland and I..."

"Hahaha, your voice is broken, Old Li." Uncle Zhou laughed mercilessly, "I have to do it again."

"I have taken classes in the pop music class. Teacher Tian said I was an excellent student."

Yu Junyi whispered, "Teacher Tian complained in the group a few days ago that you slept every day in class."

"You took advantage of the fact that the teacher couldn't see you when she was playing the piano, and you secretly played with your phone in the drawer."

"It's all a misunderstanding." Uncle Zhou coughed twice, "I'll sing a few lines for you seriously."

It turns out that Uncle Zhou sings quite well when he is serious. His song "Blue Lotus" made Teacher Yu want to skip work and go to Tibet.

The last candidate, Uncle Liu, chose to give up the election for lead singer because he had just secretly tried it himself and made himself laugh.

Teacher Yu solemnly announced: "Congratulations to Uncle Zhou for being elected lead singer."

"The drummer is next."

"Do I still need to choose? It has to be me." Uncle Zhang raised his hand again: "I used to repair electric meters. I am strong."

"Why do people who repair electricity meters have more strength? I repair water meters, and I still say I am stronger." His competitor, Mr. Li, expressed his dissatisfaction.

"You little dwarf, are you going to compete with me in strength?"

"I also said that you, a skinny monkey, overestimate your own abilities."

Because of their previous professions, the two of them looked down on each other and tried every means to prove that they were better than the other.

However, after fair and open rhythm and strength tests, both Mr. Zhang and Mr. Li were unfortunately eliminated.

Uncle Liu who was successfully selected is a blacksmith and he is stronger.

In addition, his uncle Li's customized iron furniture caused a craze among the uncles, and Uncle Liu received many orders for iron furniture. After returning to his old business, his business flourished.

After hammering away at the iron for several months, I finally developed a sense of rhythm.

In his spare time, he likes to snatch mobile phones from his grandson and play Rhythm Master.

No one is more suitable for the position of drummer than him.

The remaining uncles Zhang and Li began to think divergently:

"Do you think suona can be added to the band?" Uncle Zhang suggested seriously.

"When I was a kid, people who were in charge of weddings and funerals said I was very talented and wanted me to do this job, but my father stopped me and said he wanted me to go back and take over the land he was farming."

"If you say so, I also learned the erhu, so let me add the erhu in as well."

Uncle Li, who enrolled in the erhu class at the senior citizens' university, was not willing to be outdone.

Teacher Yu clapped his hands and cheered: "I think it's okay."

"The composition of a band is diverse. If it doesn't fit in later, you can learn other things." Teacher Yu didn't think it was a joke for five old men to form a band.

After spending a few months together, he discovered that the uncles were not only good at hands-on work, but also had trendy ideas and were willing to listen to advice.

They are willing to accept new things and adapt to the times.

"Give the band a name and I'll be your manager," Teacher Yu suggested.

"Yes, naming is very important. Let's give it a fashionable one with some English."

"It's in English, and it's as if you can understand it. I suggest we go to the underpass to get a fortune-teller. We need to consider the meaning of the name. Let's find a fortune teller to look at our birth dates and pick a name that will bring good luck to our team."

"Come on, why do you still have to go under the overpass to calculate? You're so old-fashioned. You can name your phone now, why bother going to the overpass?"

"Lao Wang, you have finished junior high school, you are educated, you come up with a name."

"It was decades ago that I went to junior high school. Let Lao Zhang come."

"Don't leave such an important matter to me. Let's each pick a name and vote later."

Teacher Yu looked at them with satisfaction. It was the usual style of the physics class that when they were in doubt, they would vote first.

They are few in number, but each of them has many opinions.

So differences and conflicts arise every day.

Teacher Yu has a strong heart.

Not only does he know astronomy and physics, he can also mediate fights and pass messages on behalf of his master.

Even though he was knowledgeable and experienced, he was still confused when he saw the names given by the uncles. He pinched the paper with the band name written on it with two fingers, and his brows were furrowed so much that he could kill a fly.

"What are these?"

"Who wrote this? It's called 'The Immortal Band'. Listen to it for yourself and see if it sounds good."

Uncle Zhang, who gave the idea, and Uncle Li, who wrote the note, nodded in agreement: "It sounds nice, very distinctive, and the description is very accurate."

"And this album 'Live Long Band', your naming style is exactly the same as the previous one."

Uncle Wang scratched the back of his head and smiled innocently: "Thank you for the compliment, I think it sounds nice and has a good meaning."

Uncle Liu sat upright and raised his hand: "Teacher Yu, none of them can do it. You are the most educated among the people here, so you can give us a team name."

Teacher Yu confidently wrote three big, neat characters on the blackboard - "Old Naughty Boy".

The five uncles said in unison, "Teacher Yu, your naming style is not very good."

“But we like the name.”

Thus, after a somewhat hasty process of selecting members and deciding on a name, the "Old Naughty Boy" band was officially formed.

These uncles who originally just liked to listen to bands, but later started to play music seriously, are about to embark on the road to becoming "superstars".