You rascal, stop right there!

It’s time for a new interview program, and I can start writing some good stories again~ (No)

Cough!

The author cleared his throat and began!

Question 1: (Individual interview with Bai Wan)

Author: (Solemnly) How did you guess that you were Han Miaoran in the past?

Bai Wan: (staring) I’m just a ruffian, not a brainless person!

Author: (whispering) That’s right… not all shou… are stupid beauties…

Bai Wan: (sharply) What were you mumbling just now?

Author: (quickly looking aside) No... no... I didn't say anything...

Bai Wan: (looking carefully) I feel like I heard something incredible...

Author: (coughs lightly, changes the subject) Since you know, why don't you just ask? They will definitely tell you! Besides, don't you always want to know who you are?

Bai Wan: (sighs) I don’t remember the past, so it doesn’t matter. But they are my good friends, and seeing me become like this, especially letting Brother Zichen talk about how powerful I was in the past, isn’t he the one who is heartbroken?

Author: (wipes away tears) So touching... As expected of a character written by me (the person opposite him is cold to him)...

Bai Wan: (laughing in a frightening way) After all, isn't it your fault, you bastard author? If anyone should be held accountable, then you should be the one to be held accountable! (shaking his fist)

Author: (crying) Please don’t, the wound you hit me with last time hasn’t healed yet… Should I still go out and meet people…

Question 2: (Individual interview with Ling Shumo)

Author: May I ask how did you become gay? (The audience praised me for asking such a direct question)

Ling Shumo: (seriously) What does bend mean?

Author: (Hehehe smiles) So, when did you realize your feelings for Bai Wan, also known as Han Miaoran?

Ling Shumo: (smiles faintly) I don’t know, before I knew it…

Author: (curious) So is this love at first sight or love that grows over time?

Ling Shumo: (Nods) I don’t know, or maybe a bit of both…

Author: (Frowning) Who was your first love?

Ling Shumo: (confused) I don’t know, maybe it’s him…

Author: (frown) So what do you like about him?

Ling Shumo: (Thinking seriously) I don’t know, I think they all like it…

Author: (looking at the little notebook helplessly and complaining) How can a well-read and elegant scholar be so clueless at this moment, just like a fool...

Question 3: (Plot-oriented)

Author: What do you think about the content about men getting pregnant?

Ling Shumo: (Picks up the teacup calmly) This is just a ploy to wake up Emperor Jiaxing.

Bai Wan: (frowns) That is the plan, but it’s a pity that the old emperor is not clear-headed.

Author: (with ill intentions) Then what about the nonsense about Ling Shumo being pregnant and having a child and having morning sickness?

Bai Wan: (smiles evilly) Isn’t it to make it seem more… more dramatic… more real…

Author: (curling his lips secretly) No one would believe it, this book does not have any plot that violates the laws of nature. (Turning to Ling Shumo) Honestly, if you were really a girl, who would you look for as the father of your child?

Ling Shumo: (looked at Bai Wan calmly) There is no such possibility.

Author: (Laughing happily) Didn’t Bai Wan say that it would be best to find someone as handsome, elegant and graceful as him?

Ling Shumo: (smiles softly and helplessly) He does have a good appearance...

Author: (speechless) Hey, didn’t you notice what I was asking?

Ling Shumo: (seriously) Isn't this a two-man story? There is no such possibility.

Author: (a little frustrated) That makes a lot of sense.

Bai Wan: (quietly adding) Even though he never loses his temper, he sometimes has some strange emotions.

Author: (Suddenly realized) Oh, you know him very well...

Bai Wan: (whispering) I noticed it last time. He had a fever caused by the wind, but he refused the medicine and ginger soup I gave him. He insisted that I go back quickly and he would get better. He didn't leave but urged me to leave. Isn't that weird?

Author: (Looking at the person opposite me like a silly child) Maybe it’s not what you think…

Question 4: (Plot-oriented) (New guest Cheng Su was invited)

Author: (After much difficulty in leading Bai Wan away) What do you think about what happened to Bai Wan three years ago?

Cheng Su: (shakes her head) I have said everything that needs to be said. There is nothing more to say now.

Author: (fawning) Now that you’re here, say a few words!

Cheng Su: (Looking cautiously at Ling Shumo next to her) The Xiao Wan I saw back then was indeed very poor, wandering the streets like a beggar...

Author: (Looking at Ling Shumo, feeling a little impatient) Haha, that’s enough. This interview ends here.

Ling Shumo: (with a polite smile on his face) Go ahead and ask, it’s no problem for me.

Author: (feeling distressed) This...that Bai Wan eventually became the most powerful ruffian in Baiyun City!!!

Cheng Su: (rolling eyes) Author, are you trying to comfort me?

Ling Shumo: (Nodding slightly) Actually, as long as he is alive, it’s good enough…

Question 5: (Emotional)

Author: What is your relationship like now?

Bai Wan: (confused) Good brother! Didn’t I ask you last time?

Ling Shumo: (He hesitates to speak)...

Author: (Turning to look at Bai Wan) Have you ever thought about anything else?

Bai Wan: (confused) We are brothers now, but Brother Zichen is so powerful that he can’t recognize me as the boss. It’s not appropriate for me to call him younger brother. Calling him Big Brother Ling or Little Brother Bai is too weird. Calling him Big Brother Bai or Little Brother Ling is not okay either…

Author: (Looking at someone mumbling silently) So slow, so slow... There is no hope...

Question 6: (Interview between Luo Wenqi and Chen Yu by the deputy CP team)

Author: (Happy) It’s time to confirm the progress again, let me report!

Luo Wenqi: (Headache) There’s no progress, I scared him so much that he went to visit a brothel!

Author: (disdainfully) You don't have any self-control, harassing others every day! Why don't you change your approach?

Luo Wenqi: (wide eyes) Well, brother author, please enlighten me.

Chen Yu: (Looking threatening) Give...give what teaching?! I said I have nothing to do with this bearded man!

Luo Wenqi: (feeling wronged) Brother Author, look at him! (Wuwuwu) My life's happiness depends on you!

Author: (Goosebumps all over the floor) Why don’t you change your sobbing first?

Chen Yu: (laughing) That’s right, a grown man is crying all day long. No one wants you with such a big beard! Do you think you are crying like the sweet and soft little guy in other articles? You still want someone to comfort you! You are so beautiful!

Luo Wenqi: (tears rushing) Brother Author, I hate the setting you gave me! (Runs away immediately)

Author: (glaring at Chen Yu) Don’t you think what you said is too much?

Chen Yu: (Headache) If you don’t like it, stay away from it. Don’t keep others hanging. That time he gave me a room full of redwood, and he didn’t even ask me if I liked it. Besides, wouldn’t he be tired moving so much redwood in the middle of the night?

Author: (meaningfully) How do you know he was moving redwood in the middle of the night?

Chen Yu: (curling) That’s not the point…