One person: Second-hand summer grass helps me practice
Chapter 68: No more descendants, mocking telegram
"I really don't know if Zhang Chulan will remember it when he wakes up. It's already impressive enough for him to walk his bird under the moonlight, but the little fire god went so far as to set a fire. How cruel!"
Whenever Qin Shiyue thought of little Zhang Chulan's dark appearance, he couldn't help but shudder.
"You are a lawless boy. Who scared you into this state?"
Suddenly the old Taoist's voice sounded.
Qin Shiyue looked up and found that the old Taoist priest was sitting in the yard, drinking tea leisurely.
Only then did he realize that he had arrived at the gate of the old Taoist priest's courtyard.
"Don't mention it."
Qin Shiyue shook her head, walked a few steps into the yard, picked up the teapot, and took a big sip without thinking it was too hot. Then she said, "You almost lost your descendants."
puff!
The old Taoist priest spat out a mouthful of tea upon hearing this, and glared at Qin Shiyue with a dark face: "You little bastard, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation."
Originally, when the old Taoist priest had a gloomy face, he looked very powerful and scary.
But after being chased by Lu Jin, the old Taoist priest's injuries were all on his face. Not only were his cheeks swollen, but his eyes had also turned into panda eyes. Now the Panda Taoist priest did not feel as oppressive anymore.
"Haha, you can see for yourself."
Qin Shiyue laughed twice without disguising, then handed the phone directly to the old Taoist priest and played the video of roasting birds under the moon.
The old Taoist priest was still a little confused at first, but when he saw that Zhang Chulan used the Golden Light Mantra to trigger the Toad Sand and it was concentrated on little Zhang Chulan.
His already dark face became even darker at this moment. He bit his teeth subconsciously, but forgot about the injury on his cheek and gasped in pain.
The old Taoist priest really regretted saving Zhang Chulan at this moment. He had thought that Zhang Chulan was unreliable, but he never thought that Zhang Chulan would be so unreliable.
If Zhang Chulan really becomes a Heavenly Master in the end, this video will not only nail Longhu Mountain to the pillar of shame, but it will also be enough to make Longhu Mountain famous.
A certain generation of heavenly master once had a rare video of roasting a bird under the moon...
Thinking of the future scene, the old Taoist priest suddenly had the urge to kill someone to silence him.
As the video ended, the old master finally suppressed the impulse in his heart, deleted the video, and returned the phone to Qin Shiyue.
"Hey! Old Master, what do you think? I shared the video with you out of kindness, but why did you delete it?"
Qin Shiyue looked at the deleted video and couldn't help but frowning, looking at the old master with dissatisfaction.
"Humph! Don't air your dirty laundry in public! How can I not delete it if the old man sees it!"
The old Taoist snorted coldly, crossed his arms over his chest, and looked like, "I've deleted it, what can you do to me?"
"Delete it, delete it. Luckily I uploaded it to the cloud a long time ago. I can just export it later."
Qin Shiyue smiled and raised her eyebrows at the old Taoist priest, then spoke with great pride.
The old Taoist priest's body tilted when he heard that. He could no longer maintain that state. He gritted his teeth and said, "Good boy! You still have a trick up your sleeve!"
"Oh, it's useless for you to delete mine. Not only me, but many people present recorded the video. The younger generation of the Lu family were much closer than me when they recorded the video."
"Besides, I sent the video to my master at the time. He had already learned how to record the screen, so you don't have to bother trying to eliminate the evidence."
"What?! You sent a video to that old bastard Jie Kong?!"
Upon hearing this, the old Taoist priest could no longer remain calm and exclaimed in surprise.
It's fine if it's spread among the younger generation, that's the younger generation's business. But if that old bastard Jie Kong gets to know about it, who knows how he'll laugh at him.
Ding Ding Ding ~
What you fear will come true. Just as Qin Shiyue finished speaking, several message alerts came from the old master's cell phone.
When I opened it, what caught my eye was Zhang Chulan's emoji package of roasting birds under the moon and Master Jiekong's voice array.
The old Taoist priest had a gloomy face and clicked on the first voice message. Immediately, Master Jiekong's mocking voice came out.
"Oh my! Niubi! This is the person you chose as the next successor to the Heavenly Master. Hahaha~ You play really wildly. It really broadens the horizons of an old monk like me..."
When the old Taoist priest heard Master Jiekong's voice, his eyes almost spit fire.
But he had no way to refute it. After all, the fact that he wanted to choose Zhang Chulan to be the next successor to the Heavenly Master was no secret to Master Jiekong.
"Oh my! When will Master learn how to make emoticons? He's very professional. I'll have to ask him to send me one when the time comes."
Qin Shiyue had come to the side of the old Taoist priest without knowing when. While listening to Master Jiekong's voice, he also enlarged the emoticon package and studied it carefully.
"You two masters, how can you piss me off to death?!"
The old Taoist priest had a gloomy face and directly blocked Master Jiekong and deleted him.
"Oh, old master, please don't mind it. My master is just a humorous person. He didn't mean anything else."
Jingle bell bell~
"Niubizi! Why did you block me? What's the matter? Are you embarrassed to be seen? Hahaha..."
Almost as Qin Shiyue finished speaking, the old master's cell phone rang. After the call was connected, Master Jiekong's mocking voice came out.
I felt the murderous look in the old Taoist priest's eyes.
Qin Shiyue rubbed his temple helplessly and said, "Master, let me ask you, can you wait until I leave before mocking me? I feel like I won't be able to leave Longhu Mountain if you keep doing this."
"Oh!"
When Master Jiekong heard this, his laughter suddenly stopped, and he said "oh" and hung up the phone.
The old Taoist wanted to fight back, but Master Jiekong blocked him.
The old Taoist priest and Qin Shiyue looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
Of course, the only one who was embarrassed was Qin Shiyue. The old master was no longer embarrassed. Looking at the look in his eyes, he probably even figured out where to bury Qin Shiyue.
"Boy, let's get back to the topic. What did you mean by saying that I have no descendants? Zhang Chulan was burned, and it was that damned Zhang Huaiyi who had no descendants. What does this have to do with me?"
The old Taoist priest suddenly changed the cloudy sky to sunny, looked at Qin Shiyue with a smile and spoke.
Qin Shiyue couldn't help but roll her eyes secretly after hearing this. This old man, if he wants to find a reason to punish him, he should just say it! It's useless to talk nonsense.
But Qin Shiyue would never give him this opportunity.
Qin Shiyue: "Look! Zhang Huaiyi is your junior fellow apprentice, right?"
Old Taoist Priest: “Yes!”
Qin Shiyue: "Zhang Chulan is Zhang Huaiyi's grandson, right?"
Old Taoist Priest: “Yes!”
Qin Shiyue: "You two can be considered a family, right? According to the secular world, you are Zhang Chulan's great grandfather. He even calls you Master! So since he was almost crippled, you are also considered to have one branch cut off! Is that okay?"
Old Taoist Priest: "No problem, but I want to beat you up today!!!"
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