Wow! After eating melons to prolong life and being read by the mind, I was included in the

Zheng Yu, propping his neck up, retorted, "If she didn't like me, why would she accept the things I give her! And she's accepted them so many times, doesn't that mean she agrees to be with me?"

"And she even invited me to a movie. If she didn't want to be my girlfriend, why would she invite a guy like me to a movie!"

Jiang Kuikui: ...

Fan Lin was once again shocked by his words.

She had been in the entertainment industry for a while and thought she had seen enough faces, but she had never seen anyone with such a bizarre thought process as Zheng Yu.

"After dinner, I was about to leave, but you insisted on taking me to the movie theater, saying you wanted to see a movie, so I bought a movie ticket."

Jiang Kuikui stared at Zheng Yu with disdain, "So it was you, a poor wretch, who wanted to see a movie but didn't have any money, so you dragged Fan Lin along so she could buy you a movie ticket."

"For someone like you who struggles to even treat a girl to a proper birthday dinner, my advice is to focus on getting out of poverty first, rather than finding a partner."

Zheng Yu: "You're talking nonsense. I'm not some penniless wretch. Do you know how much money I have in my bank account?"

Jiang Kuikui: "How much?"

Zheng Yu said proudly, "Not counting the money my parents saved for me, I have 10,000 yuan in my bank account, enough for you to buy two or three hundred movie tickets."

Jiang Kuikui patted her chest. "You really startled me. Looking at your confident expression, I thought you had three hundred million."

Zheng Yu sneered, "If I had 300 million, wouldn't all you money-grubbing women pounce on me like wolves?"

Jiang Kuikui patted her chest again, "Thank goodness, thank goodness you didn't, otherwise I would have been so angry that I would have hurt myself after I pounced on you and found out you weren't giving me a single penny."

Zheng Yu was speechless for a moment. Unable to argue with Jiang Kuikui, he looked at Fan Lin and asked, "Xiao Lin, do you really not acknowledge that we were together?"

Fan Lin pressed his philtrum, took a deep breath, and demanded, "When were we ever together?!"

Zheng Yu's face darkened. "If you don't acknowledge that we're together, then why did you accept the gifts and red envelopes I gave you?"

Fan Lin: "What kind of gift are those orange dumplings? And birthday gifts? I've accepted all the birthday gifts from my colleagues and friends. Does that mean I'm dating them?"

"And that red envelope of yours, do you want me to open the chat history so you can take a good look? I said no, and you sent a full 60-second voice message, and then even called to urge me to accept it. Okay, I accepted it!"

Fan Lin sneered, "Do you still remember how big a red envelope you sent me back then?"

Zheng Yu: "Well, Xiao Lin, you've really changed. You've become someone who only cares about money and not people."

Ignoring Zheng Yu, Jiang Kuikui asked curiously, "How much did he transfer to you? 52.0?"

Fan Lin: "Move the decimal point two places to the left."

Jiang Kuikui: ...

0.52...

Jiang Kuikui looked at Zheng Yu with a complicated expression, then looked at Fan Lin with sympathy, "How did this Pokémon get so attached to you?"

Fan Lin: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gone out shopping that day. If I hadn't gone shopping, I wouldn't have run into him. If I hadn't run into him, I wouldn't feel like I've swallowed a fly now."

Upon hearing this, Zheng Yu said indignantly, "Fan Lin, I misjudged you. You'd better return the money I spent on you before."

Fan Lin was overjoyed, "The flowers, necklace, fruit you gave me..."

"It's 98 in total, I'll transfer it to you via WeChat." Fan Lin counted out the amount and transferred the money to Zheng Yu directly.

Zheng Yu: "Wait, you forgot to count one thing?"

Fan Lin: "What was missing?"