Wow! After eating melons to prolong life and being read by the mind, I was included in the
Chapter 1 Retirement is a dream
——Brain storage???——
Look carefully, this woman is called Jiang Kuikui. At this moment, she is riding on a fat middle-aged man and slapping him in the face.
Suddenly, an electronic sound rang in my mind.
[Ding! Host binding is successful, please confirm. ]
Jiang Kuikui said in a bad voice: "I'm busy now, let's talk later if there's anything."
The system remained silent sensibly.
"How dare you take advantage of me! Today I will teach you how to be a good person."
Jiang Kuikui had messy hair and was emitting cold air all over her body. She looked extremely fierce, but her voice was sweet and soft, and even the words she said lacked a bit of intimidation.
The person she pressed down was so frightened that he dared not resist at all and could only beg for mercy.
"Aunt, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again. Please forgive me." The man was slapped so hard that his nose and face were swollen and only a slit was left in his eye.
Jiang Kuikui had been beating for so long that she felt exhausted, so she stopped and got up from the man.
Looking at the man wailing like a dead pig, she suppressed her disgust and stripped the man naked.
She glanced somewhere, raised her middle finger at the man, and said contemptuously: "You are so young and still have the nerve to come out and play. A toothpick is more useful than this broken thing of yours."
After saying that, she took out her cell phone and took a lot of photos of the naked body lying on the ground, taking photos from every angle.
She squatted down and waved the mobile phone in her hand. On the screen of the phone was the photo she had just taken.
Jiang Kuikui threatened with a smile: "Director Xu, the resources you promised to give me will not be counted, right?"
She didn't know how scary she looked at the moment, with her hair disheveled, two bright red bloodstains on her face extending from her forehead to her chin, and a smile on her face.
She looked like a female ghost coming to claim her life, as creepy as it could be.
Manyi was so frightened that he trembled, nodded his head repeatedly, and said incoherently: "It counts...it counts...it counts, it counts! It definitely counts."
Jiang Kuikui kicked him and asked, "Will you dare to play by the hidden rules again in the future?"
"No... I won't dare to do it again... I won't dare to do it again, never again, auntie, I was wrong, from now on... if I take advantage of you again... I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death."
"You're the best." Jiang Kuikui kicked him several times more, but she was too hungry to have any strength left, and those kicks were just like tickling compared to the previous ones.
She was so hungry that she ate all the snacks provided by the hotel on the table and went to the bathroom to clean up.
Looking at the girl with fair skin and delicate features in the mirror, Jiang Kuikui was very satisfied. She lowered her head to look at her proud breasts and reached out to touch them.
Wow~ It’s so soft and feels really good.
Jiang Kuikui stood in front of the mirror, admiring her beauty, and left the hotel in a graceful manner.
However, just a few steps out of the hotel, she was like a deflated ball, with sunken cheeks, dull eyes, and she was so hungry!
Damn it, God, you’re playing with her, right?
Think of Jiang Kuikui traveling through various worlds to complete tasks. As long as she completes all the tasks, she can retire and enjoy her life.
After successfully completing her last interstellar mission, she wanted to experience retirement life in advance, so she did not leave the interstellar world immediately.
Instead, she ran away to a deserted planet to plan how she would spend her future free life.
Who would have thought that the barren planet would suddenly explode!!!
That’s right! She encountered a planetary explosion that only happens once in a million years!
A planet exploded, causing 1 casualty, which is good.
Fortunately, when God closed a door for her, he did not block the rat hole.
I originally thought she would be dead, but I didn't expect that she would have the chance to open her eyes again.
But when she opened her eyes again, she saw Duoyi tied to the bed, with an ugly old face facing her, trying to play some unspoken rules with her. She was so angry that she beat him up.
However, although fighting is fun, it is also true that you will feel hungry.
Jiang Kuikui was now so hungry that she felt dizzy and she was in urgent need of energy.
Just when she was about to give up, she saw a few snack stalls not far ahead of her.
She dragged her tired body to the uncle selling pancakes. Looking at the long-lost food, Jiang Kuikui's eyes burst into dazzling light, and her excitement could not be concealed in her weak voice.
"Uncle, give me ten pancakes and put all these in them!" She pointed at the ingredients next to them.
The honest old man asked with a smile: "Girl, can you finish ten of them?"
Jiang Kuikui nodded repeatedly, "I can finish it, I can finish it!" She could finish ten more.
Then she ran to the auntie who was selling rice balls and said, "Auntie, give me ten family rice balls."
"okay."
She ran to the stall selling fried skewers and said, "Uncle, give me ten skewers of each vegetarian dish! Twenty skewers of meat dishes." She bought all the skewers on the stall.
The boss was very happy, baring his teeth, "Okay, okay! Wait a moment, little beauty."
Jiang Kuikui was very weak now. She didn't want to waste any energy, so she just sat on the ground, her eyes constantly wandering between the three bosses.
The three bosses seemed to sense the hungry gaze and their hands' movements unconsciously quickened.
After a while, Jiang Kuikui looked at the two bags of food on the ground excitedly, her mouth watering, and she couldn't wait to take them out.
He held a pancake in his left hand and a rice ball in his right hand and started eating quickly.
Jiang Kuikui was so moved that her eyes were filled with tears when she was able to eat normal food. She had been in the interstellar belt for decades, drinking horrible-tasting nutritional supplements every day, and her sense of taste was almost abnormal.
Looking at the pancakes and rice balls in her hands, Jiang Kuikui's eyes had a hint of holiness.
She finished her pancake and rice ball quickly and gracefully, and finally felt her body recover a little, but it was not enough.
Then, the fried skewers shop owner brought her plate after plate of fried skewers and placed them neatly on the ground for her.
Seeing the fried skewers, Jiang Kuikui's eyes lit up even brighter. She picked up a handful of fried skewers and started eating them one by one. She squinted her eyes in satisfaction, with a look of happiness on her face.
A black Maybach drove past in the middle of the road.
Inside the car, the man sitting in the back seat glanced outside casually, and saw a beautiful and well-behaved girl sitting on the side of the road, enjoying the food with a happy look on her face.
His hand unconsciously picked up his phone to record the scene.
Jiang Kuikui, who was concentrating on enjoying the food, keenly noticed that someone was looking at her. She puffed out her cheeks and looked in the direction of the gaze.
Then I saw a man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and with a cool and outstanding temperament.
The moment their eyes met, Su Mochen looked at the girl who was like a hamster and smiled at her.
Jiang Kuikui watched the car speeding past, with the man's warm smile still lingering in her mind.
She sighed sincerely, "It's so beautiful." She smacked her lips and continued to struggle with the food.
After Jiang Kuikui finished eating everything, she finally felt that her body had almost recovered.
The feeling of being full really makes people happy. Now it’s time to enjoy my retirement life with peace of mind (?ˉ??ˉ??).
She stood up, patted her butt, paid the bill, and fell silent when she looked at the 250 displayed on the balance.
It seems that it is too early to be happy. How can you enjoy your retirement life without money? (╥╯﹏╰╥)?
Is she going to enjoy her retirement life under the overpass? How can this be possible!
[Beep! The melon-eating system has been successfully bound! Please confirm. ]
The mechanical electronic sound rang out again.
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