Quickly wear and change the fate of the little cannon fodder
Chapter 11 The Little Cannon Fodder in the Escapist Stories 11
The next day, Su Xiaoxiao got up early, and after a normal exercise, she went to the village entrance. The village chief saw that there was no grain harvest in the village, so he went to the town to inquire about the news, hoping that the tax would be waived, or that some relief grain would be distributed, so he went to the town early.
Su Xiaoxiao saw the village chief leave. Then she found a space behind a tree, changed into black clothes, put on a mask, and hid behind the tree.
He hid for two hours and was about to fall asleep when he heard the sound of messy footsteps. He turned around and saw a man with bloodstains on his body and messy footsteps stumbling towards the village entrance. Maybe there was no one chasing him, or maybe he felt saved when he saw the village entrance, so he breathed a sigh of relief and fainted.
Su Xiaoxiao showed up only after she saw him finally fall down. She stretched out her foot and kicked him, but there was no response. It seemed that he would not wake up for a while. She covered his head with the black plastic bag in the space. She wanted to kill him, but then she thought of Xiaojiu, who said that she would not let the male lead. After thinking for a while, she pinched his mouth open and stuffed a sterilizing pill into it, watching him swallow it.
Then he looked around and found a stone. He smashed it hard on the thumb of his right hand. He woke up in pain and fainted again, which scared Su Xiaoxiao. Fortunately, he covered his head. He didn't stop until he saw the bone was broken.
A disabled person without a thumb cannot hold a pen and cannot take the imperial examination. I wanted to break his legs, but I thought better of it. He is too useless. The heroine will not marry him. They must be locked up and not bring trouble to others.
Then I took the black plastic bag and ran away immediately. This is not something from this era, I can't keep it. I ran to a small forest with no one around to change my clothes, and then went back from another direction. I was a little nervous when I did something bad for the first time, but I would be fine after doing it a few more times. I comforted myself and took a glass of milk from the space to calm myself down. It worked well, it was fun and exciting!
Think about what happens next. The village chief will pick the person up, and then the news will spread in the village. Many people will come to watch the fun. Don't worry!
Sure enough, at noon, the village chief came back carrying someone on his back, and the village became lively, with everyone running to the village chief's house to see what was going on. Su Xiaoxiao also followed everyone to the village chief's house, where the village chief's grandmother was already making lunch. Seeing so many people coming, she wiped her hands and walked out.
While everyone was discussing, Su Xiaoxiao said to the village head's grandmother. "Village head's grandmother, where is your toilet? I'm going to relieve myself. Isn't this just for fun? I forgot to relieve myself." These days, feces and urine are fertilizers. Most people don't relieve themselves outside unless they are in a hurry.
"Oh, it's Xiao girl. She's behind the kitchen. Go quickly!" The village head lady pointed casually.
Su Xiaoxiao responded and ran to the kitchen. She quickly glanced at the dishes on the table. Yes, there was also broth. While no one was paying attention, she quickly threw two fertility pills into the broth. Then she went to the toilet at the back of the kitchen without any incident.
The eldest son of the village is the accountant of the town, and he lives in the town with his eldest daughter-in-law. His granddaughter and youngest son live at home, and he usually spoils them. He will definitely let them eat the broth, so that it is not a waste. As for the old couple, since they can't have children anyway, it doesn't matter if they are childless, and it would be a waste if they eat it.
After doing all this, the pent-up anger in my heart finally eased. I watched the excitement for a while, and when I was about to go back home out of boredom, I saw a girl rolling her eyes at me.
When she looked over, she found that it was the village chief's granddaughter, the heroine. Hey, why are you rolling your eyes at me? You are sick. I also saw the jealousy in her eyes, damn, what are you jealous of! You are the village chief's granddaughter, your grandfather is the most powerful in the whole village, why are you jealous of me, a village girl? It turns out that she is seriously ill.
Forget it, I am a magnanimous lady and will not bother with you. She looked at the half-dead man lying there again. She looked at her bloody thumb again and left with satisfaction.
Now she could escape the famine without any worries. "God knows, I didn't interfere or separate the hero and heroine. God is my witness. I didn't do anything. Whether they are together in the future or not is none of her business!" Su Xiaoxiao said secretly.
Damn, how come these balls don't disfigure or make people fat or make people half dead from long-term poisoning? I'll save some next time I have a chance, maybe I can use them in the future.
He returned home in a very good mood. The scholar didn't wake up until the next day! He was confused the moment he woke up, thinking he was dead. Later, he felt pain all over his body, and then he realized that he was rescued. He saw the village chief grandfather came in and gave him some water.
After he was fully awake, the village chief asked around and realized that the situation outside was in chaos. He immediately asked a few villagers to investigate and only then confirmed that what the scholar said was true did he start to panic.
He immediately ordered his youngest son to take the gong and knock it from the front to the back of the village, and then from the back to the front of the village, to notify all the villagers to gather at the village entrance.
After gathering, he told everyone that there was chaos outside. He had already asked someone to inquire. There was going to be a war soon, and they were conscripting men. There were also bandits and soldiers. The troops had already reached the next city and were about to attack. Pack up your things today and tomorrow, and escape the day after tomorrow morning!
It was like a drop of water dropped into a frying pan, and it exploded instantly. Some people cried, some made noises, some old people cried and refused to leave, some ran back to pack their things, in short, everything was in chaos.
The village chief had anticipated these situations. He said loudly, "I don't want to leave either. My ancestors have been here for generations. There is nothing we can do. It hasn't rained yet, and we don't know how long this natural disaster will last. Even if we don't die of starvation or thirst, there will be wars later.
Those who want to go together should pack up and leave early the next morning. Those who don’t want to go should think about it. Those bandits who kill without blinking an eye. And those unruly people who may kill people if they are hungry due to natural disasters and cannot grab food! As long as there is green mountain, there is no need to worry about running out of firewood. Think about it yourself. "It was quiet in an instant, and she immediately ran back crying to pack her things.
Father Su and Uncle Cheng looked at each other. Although they hoped that nothing would happen and that everything they did would be in vain, it was okay. But what was supposed to happen finally came, and they felt that their hearts had finally died.
In fact, the two families had been packing up their things intentionally or unintentionally these days! Those who were supposed to make cooked food and straw sandals had not stopped, preparing for the final work of fleeing the famine. From the end of the meeting until the next day, except for the Su Cheng family who were preparing in an orderly manner, the others were in a mess. While crying and packing up, some killed chickens and pigs, and some even worked hard to make carts together. The whole village was in chaos.
When it was time to set off, the village chief counted the people but didn't see Su Cheng and his family. He even sent someone to ask them, saying that they had to wait for a relative who would come tomorrow and they would leave together after the relative came. He asked the village chief and his family to go first. They would catch up with them later and there was no need to wait for them.
The man looked at their packed luggage and knew it was not fake. After trying to persuade them in vain, he left. He went back and reported to the village chief, who said nothing and left them alone. He left with the large group.
When the village chief disappeared, they also set off. The three carts were full, but they were not very heavy. Xiaoxiao stuffed the heavy things into the space.
There were three carts, Su's father pushed one, Cheng Feng and Hu Zi pushed one. Hu Zi had grown a lot in the recent period, not only had he grown taller, but he had also gained strength. He replaced the cart with Cheng Feng and was also responsible for clearing the way. The old man and Cheng's father pushed one and walked towards the back mountain.
Grandma Su, Su's mother, and Su Xiaoxiao, each carried a basket on their back and held a stick as a crutches. They took care of each other and walked together. They all took some strength pills, so they walked quite easily.
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