Bundled Live Broadcast: I told you not to go too crazy!
Chapter 2: Marriage (1)
"Beep beep... Loading the copy information. Welcome, you crazy player, to the Yin Hun Yi Jia Qi copy. The copy level is:... Zizi..."
The noisy electronic sound stopped broadcasting as if it was interrupted by something.
"Level unknown... Requirements for clearance: Survive safely to the seventh day, or someone understands and unlocks the entire story line"
As the report came to an end, a few people in the live broadcast room started chatting.
: Oh my god, this copy has no level evaluation, is it a newly opened copy?
: If I'm not mistaken, this live streamer is a newcomer, right? Is he going to do something so big right from the start?
: The anchor is so miserable~
Shi Yunan looked at the barrage for a while, but didn't get any key information. Instead, he saw an anchor store in the upper left corner. However, because no one had given him rewards yet, the store pattern was still gray.
It’s my first live broadcast and I don’t even know the level. Tsk, I really don’t know what to say.
Shi Yunan complained silently in his heart, and then he received a prompt from the system, which might have suddenly found its conscience.
Warm reminder: Due to the force majeure of the live broadcast, players' bodies will undergo some different changes when entering the dungeon~
Shi Yunan was speechless again. What's the difference between improving now and taking off pants to fart? He already felt what the different changes were without the system prompting him.
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Miss, are you okay in there? The wedding procession is almost here."
Shi Yunan raised his head instantly when he heard that, but did not speak easily. He was not sure whether the person outside the door was calling him. Not to mention that he looked like a man now, and in this situation, he would be exposed if he opened his mouth.
"Miss, Miss? I'm coming in." The person outside knocked on the door for a while, raised his hand and was about to push the door open to come in.
"I'm fine, don't come in yet," a gentle and graceful voice sounded, stopping the person outside from coming in.
: Poof! Oh my god!
: Was that the host's voice just now? Am I really not hallucinating?
: Isn't the anchor a man? Damn, this whisper is really~
Because of Shi Yunan's words, dozens of people suddenly poured into the live broadcast room, which originally had only a few people, and the barrage of comments became lively.
Shi Yunan's face became hot, and a faint blush spread across her face. The appearance of a shy beauty instantly made the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room go crazy.
: Ahhhhhh the host’s looks are killing me!
: Help, mom. I can't believe I can see such a beautiful man in my lifetime.
: Oh my god, oh my god, slurp slurp~~
[An unknown handsome guy gave 52 reward stones to the anchor You Are a Psychopath] and added a note: I love you, my wife.
(Note: Appreciation stones can only be used to exchange for items in the anchor store. They are rewarded by viewers and cannot be obtained through other channels~)
When Shi Yunan saw this postscript, her shy face instantly darkened and she sat down in front of the bronze mirror without saying a word.
: Wait, our anchor’s name is too weird...
: Uh, why does it sound like you are cursing?
: The person above is more confident, you are not wrong, the anchor is just cursing
Shi Yunan ignored the comments in the live broadcast room. He lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking.
After a while, there was another knock on the door. Through the light and shadow of the door, several people could be seen standing outside.
"Miss, we are the makeup girls hired by the madam. You need to change your clothes and put on makeup now."
"I..." Before Shi Yunan could finish his words, the tightly closed door was pushed open by several people. Those people didn't seem surprised at all why their lady turned into a man.
Instead, he held Shi Yunan down with very skillful movements, and the rest of the people immediately unfolded all the tools they had brought.
Next, she skillfully did Shi Yunan's hair and put makeup on him. Later, she wanted to change his clothes, but Shi Yunan grabbed her collar tightly.
"I'll change it myself, you guys get out!"
The makeup girls looked at each other for a while, lowered their heads in silence and walked out.
"Oh... This is really painful." After Shi Yunan put on three layers of clothes with great effort, he looked at the bronze mirror out of habit.
The man in front of the bronze mirror was wearing a gorgeous red wedding gown with intricate patterns and layers upon layers, like a blooming peony. His dark black hair was half tied up and the other half hung down behind him.
Countless head ornaments adorned his head, his eyebrows were lightly painted like distant mountains, his lips were slightly red, and his cheeks were lightly rouge, adding a touch of charm to his fair and rosy complexion.
There was a blush at the corners of her eyes and golden flower ornaments were pasted on her. She looked like a fairy-like beauty yet not effeminate.
The barrage of comments was silent for a while and then began to swirl across the screen frantically, even crazier than the last time. This scene also attracted more people to watch his live broadcast.
[I gave 10 stones to the anchor who is crazy about you]
[My last name is Li. You will always be in my heart. You are a psychopath. The anchor gave 18 reward stones.]
[Monkey King, my butt is the most popular, and I gave you 30 reward stones to the anchor who is crazy]
……
Shi Yunan sighed silently. The people outside the door seemed to have deliberately calculated the time it took him to get dressed. As long as he didn't get dressed within the fixed time, they would break in and "help" him get dressed.
As if afraid that he would run away, I am afraid that this copy is not as simple as the novice village in the game.
Shi Yunan lowered his eyes, and a dark light flashed in his eyes.
"The bride is coming out"
"Wow, is this the bride?"
"The bride is so tall"
"Shh! Stop talking nonsense, kid!"
There was a loud sound of gongs and drums outside the door, and the noise was very lively. Shi Yunan, with a red veil covering her head, was led outside by someone's sleeve. She listened to the noisy sounds outside, with her head lowered, not knowing what she was thinking.
Afterwards he got into the bridal sedan and was carried to an unknown place. The journey was very long, and the bridge was not lowered until dark.
The one who came to pick him up was not his nominal husband, but...
"Bride, get off the bridge," the matchmaker's smiling voice came from outside the curtain. Shi Yunan lowered his eyes and saw the shriveled and skinny arm stretched under his veil, which was covered with corpse spots.
A gust of cold wind blew in through the lifted curtain. The knocking sounds outside stopped at some point, and it actually felt a little cold.
Shi Yunan raised his hand and rubbed his arms which were covered with goose bumps. He walked down the bridge by himself without holding the matchmaker's hand.
Seeing this, the matchmaker raised her eyelids and glanced at him. Her gray and turbid eyeballs seemed to want to poke a hole in his back.
: Hey~ The matchmaker's eyes are a bit scary
: The anchor is a bit miserable
:嘤嘤嘤 host, don't open the door to kill such a beautiful person
"The auspicious time has arrived, the bride is entering the house"
Shi Yunan glanced at the comments on the barrage, then walked calmly into a mansion with the words "Yin Mansion" written on it.
However, the interior was not decorated in a festive manner with red candles in the hall and friends and relatives lined up on both sides.
Instead, white silk fluttered in the mourning hall, with paper figures with eyes painted on them lined up on both sides, and in the middle stood a wooden coffin with large red flowers tied on it.
They all had thick red cheeks painted on their faces, with strange smiles on their lips. They wore the same red coats, and their bright eyes looked at the bride standing at the door.
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