The casual life of the flat space

Since ancient times, weddings have been a symbol of liveliness and joy. Moderate laughter can more easily break down barriers between people, allowing two families that were not so familiar with each other to get along harmoniously, and allowing two people who may have never met to have a good start.

But whether in the original world or here, Bai Tieying knew that most people teased the bride, which gave Bai Tieying an idea - why did they tease the bride? As if the groom didn't exist? So she planned this. But what she didn't expect was that she wrote the script and acted in the play!

"The new son-in-law is on stage, let's start with a joke. Let's get back to business, thank you for the tip..." Mu Qingqiu's serious words almost opened the purses of those old ladies again. It was only when Bai Tieying quickly moved on to the next step of introducing the new son-in-law that the old ladies' fiery hearts calmed down.

Before the collective wedding, each family had already completed the previous procedures. If there was any difference from the past, it was that the banquet was held uniformly for all guests, which was actually similar to Bai Tieying's original life.

If it is inconvenient for you to do this at home, you can also ask the Tea and Wine Bureau to arrange all the tables and chairs, kitchen utensils, cups and plates, and various food and side dishes. You can also ask the "Kitchen Bureau" to prepare them. There are also "Bai Xi Ren" who are responsible for welcoming and seeing off guests, telling stories, singing songs, and urging people to drink. This includes the part-time jobs of Bai Tieying and others such as sponsors today. They are very similar to the hosts in the original world, but their work is more comprehensive than that of a host.

What Bai Tieying broke the convention with was nothing more than changing the place to eat, so when Zhou Shuqin agreed to host it at a price half that of the "Four Departments and Six Bureaus", she quickly signed contracts with ten couples whose wedding dates were all in August and September.

"Chengyi, the second son of the eldest branch of the Zhao family, in Songbai Lane, Chang'anfang, is eighteen years old. He seeks to marry the third daughter of the eldest branch of the Liu family, in Yunjin Lane, Lizhengfang. We will share the joys and sorrows together and grow old together. The neighbors are witnesses, and heaven and earth are witnesses!"

"Bangguo, the eldest son of the third branch of Qi family, in Jixiang Street, Yonghefang, is twenty years old. He seeks to marry the eldest daughter of Zhang family in Shumo Lane, Guangdefang. We will share the joys and sorrows together and grow old together. The neighbors are witnesses, and the heaven and earth are witnesses!"

"In Qiuke Lane, Jiahefang, the third son of An's eldest son, Nong, is sixteen years old. He wants to marry the eldest daughter of Shi's eldest son in Tianqing Lane, Xinzhifang. We will share the joys and sorrows together and grow old together. The neighbors are witnesses, and heaven and earth are witnesses!"

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Among the ten new sons-in-law, except for the eighth "Ming Lang New Son-in-law" who introduced his family background and proposed marriage, the crowd laughed, clapped, cheered and made a fuss, but the other procedures were serious and lively.

"The auspicious time has arrived, the auspicious music has begun, please invite the brides to the stage!" Bai Tieying said loudly again.

"I have picked plums, and they have seven fruits. I have sought my common people, and waited for the auspiciousness.

There are plum blossoms, but they are actually three plum blossoms.I beg you, a common man, to be like today.

I picked some plums and put them in a basket. I asked a common man to come and tell him what I was talking about.

A song without music lacks charm, and a song without music lacks heart. So in addition to the positions for musicians, there is also a space for "harmony".

Music is the best medium to make people feel emotional. Although there was no band or singer in these two songs, they perfectly matched the progress of the wedding banquet, making the audience feel both novel and moved.

Otherwise, Bafangke would have taken several months to decorate! Zhou Shuqin spent a lot of effort to achieve the effect Bai Tieying said. The platform in front seems to be less than two feet above the ground, but it is still ten feet deep underground!

And for the "sound effect" that Bai Tieying mentioned, Bafangke almost dismantled everything except the frame, to achieve the current effect of "a sigh on the stage can be heard clearly by the people sitting at the innermost part of the third floor". Otherwise, Mu Qingqiu's opening was so shocking, this state is full!

"Tsk tsk tsk, the second son of the Zhao family is so lucky! This daughter of the Liu family is like a flower bud, she looks so attractive. You must cherish and protect this flower!"

After the ten brides stood beside their new husbands, Bai Tieying came on stage to make jokes. The representatives of the bride's family and the in-laws heard the jokes about their children and laughed. Shopkeeper Zhou had said in advance that this was equivalent to a wedding night prank. The more lively it was, the more prosperous the life would be!

"As for Bangguo, I haven't known him since he was a child." When Bai Tieying teased the second son-in-law, everyone was stunned at first, and then started laughing.

"But it doesn't matter. I don't know the Zhang family's daughter either."

This was something that the host did not expect. No one here had ever heard of such a way of speaking! While they were cheering, the people from the Qi and Zhang families actually started throwing coins onto the stage again.

"Although I don't know him, it doesn't prevent them from being familiar with each other."

"Pah! Ta! Ding!" This time it was the women on the third floor who threw the coins. Some coins could not be thrown into the right place, so they had to trouble the people on the first floor to throw them again. But the people on the first floor did not care. After a few rounds, the coins in their pockets were gone. It was not bad to borrow money from others to satisfy their desire!

Bai Tieying's words may have made people laugh or cry, but the copper coin represented their approval. Isn't it? It's better to marry a relative, friend or neighbor. If you are introduced by someone, you can understand the marriage after a few glances. Most people will not know whether their husband is a good person or a bad person until the wedding day!

"It's better if they are not familiar with each other! It's hard to start if they are too familiar with each other!"

Bai Tieying "mumbled" and went to look at the next couple, but Bafangke was specially designed! She could hear her sigh clearly, not to mention that her "mumble" was too obvious!

There was a pause on and off the stage. Some people outside the building who didn't hear clearly and were anxious asked the onlookers in the front row what the old woman had said. As a result, the people standing in the front row got the joke and suddenly laughed like crazy, dancing and waving their hands.

When they laughed, the people behind them became even more anxious, so one of them, who had just caught his breath, kindly shouted to the person behind him: "It's too familiar, it's hard to do it!"

Before the last syllable of this sentence fell, more people got the joke, including the people in the Eight Directions Guest Group. After they understood it, they all laughed so hard that they couldn't stop laughing, and coins fell like raindrops.

Zhou Shuqin twisted the handkerchief in her hand and said to Sanzi, "These rewards are enough to cover the money they saved on food. No wonder Tieying... It would have been great if I had met her earlier!"

On the stage, Qi Bangguo and Zhang's faces had already turned red enough to make elixirs, but the jokes kept coming back and forth, and the people in the audience were laughing over and over again. Even the other nine couples on the stage were struggling to maintain their character.

"How old is Annon?"

"To answer grandma's question, the boy is sixteen."

"Are you happy today?"

"Happy."

"Are you happy?"

"happy."

"Is the new bride pretty?"

"……pretty."

"Eh? Why are you still hesitating?"

What hesitation? Obviously, he was embarrassed, but after Bai Tieying said that, it seemed understandable. The elders of the An family immediately became nervous.