The casual life of the flat space
Chapter 233: People are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, and rabbits are old and ea
The two lines of people walked forward silently. Most people saw that they were heading towards Xianhe Village, so they didn't have any questions. It was late at night, so they had to pay attention to the road! However, there were also some people who never stopped talking, such as Hou Laoliu.
"Ding Tou'er, please, let me rest for a while. That little bitch is riding a horse, but my waist is about to break!"
“Good impression.”
"You're just making a good impression on me, and you're still talking about taking care of me? If I keep jumping around a little longer, no one will need to take care of me!"
"stop!"
A command came from the front, and Hou Laoliu could no longer hold on. He sat down on the ground, and Ding Afa fell to the ground with him.
"My dear uncles, thank you for all the hard work. It's not that my niece is inconsiderate, but... we must conceal our whereabouts."
"Young lady, what do you mean?" someone immediately asked with a changed expression.
"Damn it, I told you there's no such thing as a free lunch, right? Sun Shisan, if I die young, it's all because of you!"
"Get lost! Isn't it because you said that being a general doesn't have a easy life that I wanted to leave? Besides, you are already 62 years old. How dare you say that you died young?"
"Oh my god, what's going on?"
"Oh my god, what a ghost!"
"Damn it, don't talk nonsense, how can you see a ghost in broad daylight!"
"But have you ever seen darkness turn into day in the blink of an eye?"
……
"My dear uncles, don't panic! This is why I said we need to conceal our whereabouts. But rather than saying it's haunted, it's better to say that this is an opportunity for you all!"
As Bai Tieying spoke, everyone gradually calmed down, but they were still shocked.
"Okay, go find your love nest! I've never seen a golden eagle that is obsessed with its nest!" Bai Tieying said, patting the golden eagle that had been squatting on the saddle in front of him.
When General Zhao told her that the golden eagle had a problem, she thought it was caused by the medicine she had fed it. But when she asked on the way, she found out that the golden eagle was dissatisfied with the "nest" prepared by General Zhao, so he let it fly out to find something else. The new nest it built was not the same as the original one, so it "lost its appetite".
"My fellow uncles, it's time to witness a miracle!" As Bai Tieying spoke, the three hundred soldiers' eyes suddenly turned white, and then they found that the scenery around them had changed.
"This is Crane Village!"
"No, how could all the houses in Xianhe Village be white?"
"Isn't that the sacred tree in Xianhe Village?"
"Damn, it really is! But why is it so low today?"
……
After all, he was a soldier, so he was much braver than ordinary people. Besides, it was in broad daylight here, and although what happened was unsettling, when you can see clearly with your eyes, you are not so scared.
Many times, "suspicion" is caused by not seeing clearly, just like the "haunted house" and "escape room" in the original world. But when you "knowingly commit a crime", you will be quite popular. It can be summed up in one word: exciting!
Bai Tieying didn't say anything for a long time, letting the soldiers look around. Remember that uncle was called Hou Laoliu? He actually went to the home of the village chief Wang in the space and jumped around. Of course, the word "jumping" is not derogatory, he really was jumping back and forth.
"Brother Mu, come and help me." Bai Tieying said to Mu Qingqiu.
Bai Tieying stretched out her hand, and two branches less than four feet long appeared in her hand. She handed the branch to Mu Qingqiu, asking him to chop it as evenly as possible with the axe he had brought. She stretched out her hand again, and a pile of old clothes appeared again... Before long, two armpit sticks were roughly made.
"Uncle Hou! Uncle Hou!" Bai Tieying greeted as he walked towards Hou Laoliu.
"I'm calling you!" Ding Afa held Hou Laoliu's hand and pinched him.
"Ah! Why are you pinching me?" Hou Laoliu shouted dissatisfiedly, and then he saw the two children walking towards him.
"Uncle Hou, Tieying just made two crutches that can help people walk by themselves. Would you like to try them?"
"Karma? You are..." Hou Laoliu didn't say the rest of the words because Ding Afa covered his mouth.
"Thank you! How do I use it?" Ding A asked briefly.
"This isn't made according to my height. How about you try it, Uncle Hou?"
"What the hell? I..." Hou Laoliu was lifted up by Ding Afa and brought in front of Bai Tieying, and he had to take over the two "karmas" reluctantly.
"Haha, if Uncle Hou doesn't want to use it, you don't have to force him. This was made in a hurry after all, so it's reasonable for Uncle to dislike it."
Bai Tieying knew that he was trying to intimidate her, meaning that no matter how capable she was, he couldn't control her. Otherwise, a man in his thirties or forties who was so arrogant in someone else's territory must be either a fool or a psychopath.
"Are there any uncles who are five feet tall and have difficulty walking?"
The three hundred people who followed Bai Tieying were all able to walk and move. Although the training ground was in chaos at the time, they seemed to have a tacit understanding among themselves. Most of the three hundred people who came out were elderly people. But even if they were old and weak or disabled, any one of them could beat Bai Tieying eight hundred times.
"I'll do it!" An old man, five feet tall, about fifty years old, with half of his left leg amputated, walked out.
"Young lady, it's not appropriate to call me uncle. My name is Zhong Edan. If you don't mind, just call me grandpa."
"Hello, Grandpa Zhong! Don't call me little lady anymore, just call me Tieying! The reason we call each other uncle is because we are not familiar with each other yet, it is a pseudonym. But the main reason is that I see everyone on the stage has a kind of energy that I can't put into words, and I don't think you are old at all!"
"Hahaha! Tieying has good eyes!" Grandpa Zhong suddenly jumped forward, and Bai Tieying was so scared that she hurried to help him, but he stood firmly, then bent down and whispered to Bai Tieying:
"The energy you're talking about..." Grandpa Zhong dragged out his voice, and then suddenly said loudly: "It's called murderous aura!"
“Hahahahahaha…” The soldiers around laughed one after another, but some also laughed and cursed: “Zhong Edan, you have the nerve to scare a little girl!”
"Thank you Grandpa Zhong for your guidance. So this is... murderous aura!" Bai Tieying also answered with a smile, but there was a strong hint of sarcasm in his words.
Although these soldiers were frightened by Bai Tieying's space, they still believed that "old men are cunning, old horses are slippery, and old rabbits are hard to catch by eagles", so when they recovered, they all started to find fault with Bai Tieying.
But Bai Tieying has always believed in "If someone respects me one foot, I respect him one foot. If someone criticizes me a grain of rice, I take three buckets of rice from him." Not to mention that she had no ill intentions and a clear conscience, not to mention that this was still in her space? If these people really didn't know what was good and what was bad, with Mu Qingqiu as a witness, would she still be afraid of them causing trouble?
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