When the liar's words come true, I win

I almost forgot that this big Buddha is still there.

Take husbands for example, they are the biggest stumbling block that prevents one from caring for fallen men.

"Wife, come and sit here!" Xie Huaijin sat on the double sofa facing the balcony. He moved his body deliberately and sat at the end next to the boy, patting the empty seat.

I don't know if it was intentional, but he appeared in front of everyone in his pajamas. He switched to Mandarin, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't understand him.

dog man!

After hearing this shout, the three people on the sofa suddenly looked angry and rolled their eyes at him in unison.

The man in the middle suddenly asked, "What wife?" He then looked at Shen Jia who was walking over and said, "We haven't gotten rid of these two yet, so where are you getting another husband?"

His voice was a little deep, completely different from Xie Huaijin's gentle voice just now.

The aloof man next to him glanced at him coldly, "Stop yelling, why are you leaving me behind?"

"You are a monk, don't join in the fun."

Hearing this, Shen Jia's body trembled.

Those who were walking towards Xie Huaijin stopped, stared at them, and spoke uncertainly:

"How many of you... haven't you asked for advice?"

The man in the middle shook his head proudly: "Gu Qingyan."

The aloof nobleman beside him snorted coldly: "He Muzhou."

Shen Jia's gaze shifted to the boy sitting inside.

His eyes were curved and his voice was clear: "Sister, my name is Zhou Nanxing!"

"Oh~~" Shen Jia nodded, and boldly sat down next to Xie Huaijin, tilted his head to look at him and confessed: "I don't know him! Call the police! By the way, complain to the housekeeping department downstairs, and let anyone come up."

As she spoke, she glanced at Dai Qingyu, who was pretending to wipe the furniture but was actually watching the show.

"Sister Qingyu deducted wages and let people in without authorization."

Dai Qingyu:? ?

"No, miss... I can't stop them, they..."

He is so handsome and keeps saying that he is your boyfriend. Where can I go to seek justice?

Shen Jia's move greatly pleased Xie Huaijin.

She doesn't know him.

He still knew both of them.

Except for the guy in grey over there.

He reached out and rubbed her hair, and said incoherently: "Abao, your hair still smells like the duck feet stew from last night. I'll help you wash it later."

"Sister Qingyu is at home, stop being so attentive. Remember to get out with them after calling the police."

Gu Qingyan narrowed his eyes, "Don't know? Shen Jia, I told you I'll find you through the Internet!"

He Muzhou sneered, "Can't you remember? How about I sing you a passage of the Great Compassion Mantra to help you recall it?"

Zhou Nanxing tilted his head and looked past Xie Huaijin who was deliberately blocking his view, with a look of grievance, and even his eyes looked wet.

"Didn't my sister promise to take me out to eat crayfish and give me a massage with jutsu?"

Shen Jia: !!!

OH MY GOD!

The sound of a black man doing the splits rang in my head.

What courier is used to send blind boxes to your home?

Gu Qingyan and He Muzhou glanced at him almost at the same time, saying with disdain: "Ha! Green tea dog!"

Xie Huaijin turned his head, frowned slightly, and looked deep. The redness at the end of his eyes became more obvious, and almost both eyes were red.

He sat with his back to the light, and now as he looked back, the sky full of stars that he had seen when he first saw her last night had disappeared.

"Abao?"

The tail end lasted longer than her life.

In just two short words, it was hard to tell whether they contained a hint of anger or sounded gentle and lingering, but the implication was clearly that he was feeling lost and aggrieved.

The beauty was so sad that she felt inexplicably distressed.

Oh, it would be great if such a good-looking boy cried. Then I would have to comfort him and then throw him on the bed and beat him up (bushi).

"Well...listen to my excuse!"

"Oh, you don't even want to cover it up, and you just go ahead and quibble?"

"Yes!" Shen Jia nodded seriously, "Don't be angry, just listen to me and I'll continue to tell you. They are netizens just like you!"

The difference is, they are not as miserable as you.

At least I've never been kidnapped.

Even if there is, it wasn't her who made it.

Shen Jia laughed and looked around, "Ah, a large-scale online dating site, what a coincidence, just in time, let's go, let's go out, follow the procedures, and treat all of you to dinner at once."

Brothers, don't you have to go? I can't drink the 53-degree Guizhou water. I can also provide ice Kuo Luo and baby haha.

Xie Huaijin held her back, "Abao, when you saved me that day, you weren't talking about an online friend."

Gu Qingyan stood up and lowered his voice, as if he had eaten several subwoofers:

"Netizens? You weren't the one who said 'husband sticks' when you looked at my abs?"

His stature was so tall that Shen Jia felt even more oppressed when he looked up at that great face.

He Muzhou and Zhou Nanxing looked at each other, one gritting his teeth, the other helpless:

"Didn't you say 'husband, husband, please' to me?"

"Am I not my sister's baby?"

Xie Huaijin's eyes turned redder: "A Bao..."

Shen Jia: ! !

OH MY GOD scored twice!

Today is the day to disturb my husband!

It’s not a large-scale online friend-meeting scene, it’s a large-scale Shura scene!

"No, listen to me again, it's a photo! I've said this in thousands of videos online, it doesn't count!"

Seeing that the three people opposite had stood up and formed a human wall, the anger among them was showing signs of exploding.

Shen Jia carefully picked up Xie Huaijin's clothes and slowly pulled him out, while he quietly hid behind him.

I was beating my system's head like crazy:

[Ah Tong, come out and die for me! ]

The would-be victim, who was happily eating the melon, was unaware of the seriousness of the situation the moment before. He was still secretly spying on the unfolding of the incident and was still enjoying the fruits of his own labor with relish.

Suddenly, she was startled by the voice in her heart, and her heart trembled. If what happened next was as she expected, then it would be correct.

As expected, Shen Jia heard a crazy scream in his heart:

[Explain to me, what's going on? The platform clearly said it was a virtual boyfriend, how did it turn out like this? Xie Huaijin, you haven't even covered it all for me, how come another boyfriend suddenly appeared here? And how come several of them showed up at the same time? ]

[Hehe, host, please don't be angry, just a few...]

[Stop being so frivolous. I can order a hundred male models, but can I just ask for a boyfriend? ]

Suddenly Shen Jia seemed to come to his senses again, and continued to roar in his heart:

[This is not the question. Let's go back to the beginning. When I ordered the chat companion, it was clearly said that it was virtual. How did it become real? According to this statement, do you also want to conjure up the paper man I chatted with on Tsukino? ]

[Oh! You are such a dog when you see injustice!]

[Can't you just take a detour when you see injustice? If you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination, go back and upgrade, and then try to show off to me? ]

【嘤嘤嘤……The host is so scary. 】

[Oh my god, if there is a program error, please return it to the factory for repair! Help me! ]

[That's not right. When I saw the host chatting with Xingye before, he acted like a spoiled child. You're quite fond of him, aren't you?]

[I'm not hungry! I can't eat anything. You don't need to learn so much about tea culture for a system that doesn't even have an image.]

A mock sigh came from the system.