When the liar's words come true, I win

Chapter 5: Internet Perversion

When the landlord came back, she fell asleep on the narrow computer desk beside the bed.

The sleep you stole must be returned.

A knock on the door woke her up.

In the dark room, the street lamp outside the window cast a sparse shadow, and the noisy sounds downstairs gradually grew louder and louder, reaching my ears, as if from another world.

Shen Jia went to open the door in slippers.

The landlord stood at the door with his back to the light, the dim light of the corridor behind him, vaguely reflecting his fat body.

He reeked of alcohol and came straight towards her door without saying a word.

She took two steps back.

"Uncle, are you drunk? If it doesn't work, come back tomorrow to change."

The landlord snorted, "Stop talking nonsense, fix it quickly. I have to go out fishing."

Shen Jia frowned slightly.

"Well...look, all the lights in the house are off. What's the problem?"

The landlord breathed a breath of alcohol, responded, then picked up the ladder he had carried on his back from outside the door, walked in, and stood next to the electric box.

Shen Jia was leaning against the door, looking up at him climbing up and tinkering with it.

"The fuse is blown, but it's okay. I guessed it and brought it with me."

It was obvious that he was very familiar with this simple circuit repair and he replaced the fuse in no time.

The moment the lights came on, I had the illusion of seeing the light again.

Although the house is shabby and small, the landlord is quite nice and never charges extra for routine maintenance.

Of course, he wanted to collect it at the beginning.

Unable to resist her pestering, he said that she was just a guest and it was unreasonable for the guest to pay for broken things. According to this statement, she lived in the house and the house would belong to her in the future.

Later, she became annoyed by all these inappropriate words and never mentioned charging any fees again. She didn't even ask for money for the lamp.

She poured him a glass of water and said, "Thanks."

The landlord took the water and glanced around the room. "Are there any other problems? Fix them all."

Shen Jia shook his head. Suddenly he remembered something and asked, "Uncle, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon, so can't we waive the rent?"

The landlord just drank the water and immediately spat it out, put the cup on the low table, and glanced at her.

"What do you want to do?"

"Dragon Boat Festival, isn't our village going to participate in the dragon boat race?"

"You are crazy, I am just a second-hand landlord, what are you talking about dragon boat racing? It's none of my business!"

"It won't affect you. Just go find your landlord. If he's happy, he might waive your original rent. Then you'll be happy, and I'll be happy too. We'll all be happy."

The landlord's eyes became a little heated, but soon turned cold again. "That has nothing to do with rent exemption. What if I lose?"

"How could that be? He was happy when he won, so how could he not waive the rent? He was so embarrassed when he lost, so how could he not waive the rent?"

The landlord curled his lips in disdain and said, "I knew you couldn't say a single nice word." He rolled his eyes at her and said, "You are such a good girl, but you said such unpleasant things. You deserve not to find a boyfriend."

"There are many things that can hurt me, not to mention my boyfriend. Don't worry about this for now. I heard that the ancestral halls of the landlords in the neighboring village have been cleaned with water. If you win, you will prostrate yourself on the spot and worship the old man. If you lose, you will also prostrate yourself on the spot and worship the old man..."

The landlord didn't even listen to her and rushed out with the ladder.

"Uncle, at worst you can talk to the landlord and we tenants can be their cheerleaders."

The fleeting echo in the corridor was the greatest respect for her.

Shen Jia closed the door with a sad face and cleaned up the disgusting glass of water left by the landlord.

After washing his hands, he poured himself a glass of water, took out the medicine from the drawer of the low cabinet, and took it.

Although it is not a medicine for treating mental illness, taking it will at least make her feel better.

As a creature that has been bleeding for more than a month without dying, to have survived to this day, apart from being lonely, it also deserves the title of cockroach.

The small wings consumed every day are a considerable expense.

Although the Chinese medicine copied from the Internet is somewhat effective, one dose costs ninety yuan.

It's really off the mark.

He could obviously have robbed you, but he was kind enough to give you a dose of medicine.

After decocting, it has to be decocted again and the residue has to be used to boil water to rinse.

I had to buy a bottle of medicine for a few dollars from PDD. After taking it for a week, it seemed that the bleeding finally stopped.

Although it's a bit embarrassing to say it, if she doesn't care, all the blood in her body might be drained out.

It doesn’t matter. For minor illnesses, diagnose them yourself, but for major illnesses, you must end it yourself.

Although she was a little depressed and her energy and blood were insufficient, she was still a human being, with a lot of adrenaline left.

After charging her phone, she went to take a hot bath.

If pomelo leaves weren't so hard to find here, I should at least pick a few and bring them back to get rid of the bad smell today.

After drying her hair, she collapsed directly on the small single bed, not even wanting to turn on the computer.

Deduct her profits, damn Li Baopi.

I don't want to edit the video anymore.

Just... be lazy for one day, just one day.

I decided to slack off at work tomorrow. If that gossipy woman or someone gets angry and stops her from making money, even if she doesn't blow up their medical insurance card, she will ride a Hello Sharing car to make them kneel down.

And you have to use Lao Deng Company’s software membership account. Anyway, the money has been deducted, so it would be a waste not to use it.

She was so angry.

Today's share of happiness was overturned, and she needed to replenish some happiness.

I opened my phone and logged into Xiaofenxia.

See if there is anything unhappy about you today and make yourself happy.

Although I am the unhappiest person today, no one will know unless she says it.

The good thing about cultivated accounts is that when you open them, you can see all kinds of beautiful boys with abdominal muscles. Not only do you have to watch them, you also have to like and comment, otherwise the big data will think that she doesn't like it. If she doesn't recommend it to herself in the future, she will lose a lot.

Of course, there are also men with abdominal muscles... Uh. The frogs that are made by using protein powder too deliberately are ugly. Even if she is also a frog, she is just a lonely person, not a toad.

Although her comments will be refuted, she is happy and doesn't care. Anyway, she has satisfied her eyes and mouth.

As a social scrap, the greatest success is to please yourself.

Who has a mental disorder to read those insulting comments?

That will only affect your good mood of appreciating handsome men, so get out of here.

Look, I saw another handsome guy with a million-level filter, but he was dressed too conservatively. Not to mention his abdominal muscles, even his collarbone was not exposed.

So I quickly typed a few lines:

I have requirements for watching videos. In the future, handsome guys who don't show their abs should not post videos. I don't want my 3000 yuan phone to see such videos. People will be sad.

Continue to stroke upward.

A handsome guy with a blurred figure, showing hazy abdominal muscles, dancing with his head shaking and hips swaying.

Rage mode is on: Don't post videos like this from now on if they were taken with an Apple phone that costs less than 10,000 yuan. If you want to post videos, post the ones that were taken with the camera in HD mode. You're making me suffer this.

Continue swiping up after commenting.

As usual, these inappropriate comments will soon be liked by more big monkeys.

She didn't go to look, and the 99+ red dot never disappeared.

As soon as I swiped my finger, I saw an advertisement for a red envelope game called "Qingqing Tea Garden".

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