Everyone in my harem is talented

"Host, Liu Yiren is so good to you, she really treats you as a good sister, and she even entrusted you with the eldest prince that she gave birth to with her life. Don't you feel guilty?"

“Well… it is a little bit, System. My conscience hurts so much.”

"Tsk, I don't believe it."

"Alas, I can only wish Sister Liu a good rebirth. I didn't want this either. Who told me that I didn't want to have a child and wanted to be a mother without pain? Who told me that she walked past me with a big belly! What a bad fate, what a bad fate."

"System, please strike the wooden fish for me and Sister Liu."

"Tap, tap ...

"Not bad, not bad, system, you are very talented. You have a great sense of rhythm. Keep going, very good!"

"Really?" The system suddenly changed the inorganic mechanical sound to Liu Yiren's voice, and said in a shy tone.

"Damn it, system, what are you doing? Don't scare me." Yan Shu'er was startled and trembled.

"Ga gaga gaga gaga gaga gaga gaga gaga, host, are you actually afraid of the people you killed?" The system changed the voice back and laughed.

"Oh my god, oh my god, who wouldn't be afraid? System, if you continue like this, we're not done. I'm serious."

"Host, how can you guarantee that the eldest prince will fall into your hands? You should know that you don't have much advantage over Yingpin. What if you have done so much and Yingpin picks the fruits you planted just like you picked other people's fruits in the last world? It's just like the poem you mocked others in the last world, 'I hate to press gold thread year after year to make wedding clothes for others.'"

"Hehehe, the host has already thought of this, but I need you to do me a favor that doesn't involve others."

"What can I do for you?"

"Help me fake a pulse."

system:"......"

"Help me fake the pulse of infertility."

system:"......"

"No way, no way, you can't even help me with such a small favor?" Yan Shuer said sarcastically.

"What about the pulse case you requested earlier, and what about the memories of the imperial physicians?"

"Actually, I've thought of this, so I asked you to help me check my pulse and fake it as if I was poisoned. I can't have children because I was given a sterilizing drug. I can also gain the sympathy of the dog emperor. It's like killing three birds with one stone, hehe."

System: "You humans are really scary. Who are you planning to frame? The Yingpin who is competing with you?"

"What are you talking about? What do you mean by frame-up? Just tell me if you can help me."

System: "Actually, you don't need to. You have already been given a sterilizing drug. You just need to expose this matter."

Yan Shu'er was completely stunned.

Her face was full of question marks.

"What do you mean I've been given a sterilizing drug? Who did it?"

The faces of every concubine in the harem flashed across Yan Shuer's face, as well as the places she had been to and what she had eaten and drunk.

She asked in a state of collapse, "Who did it? Meng Wuyue? Or Li Sisi? System, why are you telling me now?"

"You don't want to have a baby, right? This is perfect. You don't have to bother buying birth control pills anymore. This is a good thing!"

Yan Shuer's face looked somewhat grim, and her emotions were rarely out of control.

She angrily said, "I can give it up, but I can't live without it! Do you know that? What do you know, you stupid system?"

System: “Sorry.”

"So who did this to me and when?"