Everyone in my harem is talented

"Oh hohoho hahahahahahahahahaha!" Yan Shu'er was laughing so hard that she couldn't stop.

The system changed the originally set gentle and intellectual voice into a cold and mechanical voice: "Host, you smile like a villain!"

“That’s not how villains laugh. They laugh like this. I’ll teach you how to laugh: jijijijijijijijiji!”

"Also, system, I'm not laughing like a villain, I want to be a cute and charming villain, hahahahahaha!"

"That's so funny. Why don't you laugh? Are you born not to laugh?"

"...True heartbreak is not caused by making a scene."

"Host, are you sick? Don't be afraid to see a doctor. Let's spend some points. No, you've messed up my electronic brain. Let's spend some love points to cure the host's brain disease!"

"System, is it really that serious? Are you really going to insult me ​​like that? I felt wronged, but I just smiled. Are we still from the same country?"

"Did I say that to laugh? I'm talking about you doing something that hurts others and does not benefit yourself."

"Ah! I'm sorry, host. I was wrong. You're not harming others without benefiting yourself. You're harming others and yourself. Is that how you're supposed to use that little bit of love? You've almost used up all the remaining love. Boss, I kneel down to you and kowtow to you, okay?"

"I just gave Yingpin a little revenge! As the saying goes, it is not polite if you don't return the favor. I have to learn etiquette when I come to the ancient world, lest that dog emperor Qin Zhi stabs me in the face and says that I am ignorant of etiquette. Love is something that will not go away if the old one doesn't go away, so let's make the best of it. System, I think you are not as calm as this host."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, you are right. Do you dare to tell your target that this is how you understand and learn what he said about being well-educated and well-mannered? The most important thing is, don't come to me to borrow money when the time comes. Be self-reliant, strive for self-improvement, reap what you sow, and wish for good luck on your own."

"Master System, you are wrong. To be honest, Yingpin's actions are really funny. She even used the loudspeaker to show the world that she is pregnant. If I were more vicious and gave her a common fake pregnancy drug, wouldn't she be dead? It's a crime of deceiving the emperor by faking pregnancy! Who knows, it might even drag down the whole clan. I am too kind."

Yan Shuer shook her head again: "It's not a crime worthy of death, it's not a crime worthy of death, she just looked down on me and came to my Changchun Palace and took that dog emperor Qin Zhi away in front of me."

"Wuhu~ Every time I think of the name of my palace, 'Eternal Spring Palace', isn't this the name of the palace of the queen in my favorite TV series 'XX Biography' in my previous world? As expected of me, I made a good change."

"Host, I'm not kidding. I really think your brain was accidentally damaged while traveling through time and space. First of all, the name of Changchun Palace was given by Qin Zhi. It has nothing to do with you."

"Wow~ Such metaphysics, isn't this a good sign that I will be the queen in the future?"

"Secondly, in the movie XX that you like to watch the most, the name of the queen's palace is Jingren Palace."

"Okay, I remembered the splits. Human memory is inevitable. I'm not an artificial intelligence."

"So, host, when will you get down to business?"

"Let me finish eating Yingpin's melon first!"

"You are the one who faked Yingpin's pregnancy. Why are you still waiting for the follow-up? Don't you know everything about the follow-up?"

"System, you have to know that humans are very complex creatures. Don't be too arrogant. Don't look down on anyone who is struggling in a circle like an ant and can't break free."

"...Information overload, Master System, I think you are talking nonsense. What you said is true, but is this something you can say?"

"Don't worry about it. Having said that, I say so and think so, but humans are such servile beings. They understand the principles and know a lot, but whether they do it or not, whether they want to do it or not, and whether they can do it or not is another matter. It just so happens that I am also a human being, with bad habits, bad habits! I can't change them. I am often troubled because I know too much." As she spoke, Yan Shu'er began to talk to herself again, feeling sorry for herself.

She jumped up on the bed and sat up. "I heard that Yingpin wanted to have a child, but she has been trying for so many years but failed. I will give her this opportunity to experience the feeling of being pregnant, let her be happy for a while, and when she gives birth to a stillborn baby after ten months of pregnancy, her body will no longer be able to conceive, and the matter of her offending me, Yan Shuer, will be forgotten."

Yan Shuer looked at herself in the mirror and said to the system with emotion: "I am so kind. I helped Yingpin realize her dream of getting pregnant, and I didn't harm anyone's life. After all, the dead baby was a fake fetus, not a real pregnancy. It was an enhanced version of fake pregnancy. Wow~ Moreover, the medical conditions in ancient times were so poor that giving birth was like going through the gates of hell. She no longer has to worry about dying from dystocia in the future. I think she should thank me!"

"I think so, but, Master System, I really feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you, a bastard, for wasting your love points without doing anything serious."