I'm the master of my life
Chapter 75: Implicated Cannon Fodder 22
The leader had a big smile on his face and looked at Lanxi in a flattering manner and said, "My dear little knight, I am blind and did not recognize you. I am sorry for the offense. Please forgive me."
"Hmph! I'm petty, so I can't do anything for Haihan." Lan Xi snorted coldly.
"Young man, please spare our lives. We are just trying to make a living. I have an 80-year-old mother and hungry children at home. Please spare our lives." The timid one among them started crying immediately.
Lanxi looked at the crying person with snot and tears on her face with a look of disdain and said, "You look only in your 20s, but you actually have an 80-year-old mother? Your mother is really amazing. She was over and still gave birth to you? You lied without thinking."
Lanxi's words brought the earth-shaking crying to an abrupt end.
Lan Xi was too lazy to pay attention to him. She turned around and said to the people present: "Look at you guys. You have done this kind of thing many times, and you even didn't let the children go. How do you think I should punish you?
Cut off your hands and feet? Or peel off your skin and pull out your tendons? Or cut off your hands and feet, dig out your eyeballs, cut off your ears, and then soak you in a wine jar to make you into human pigs? "
With every word Lan Xi said, the faces of the group turned paler, and some people even peed their pants out of fear. They didn't expect that this kid was so scary. If they had known, they would never have followed him.
"Forget it, it's getting late. I have to go home for lunch. I'll let you experience the pain of having thousands of ants gnawing at your heart! Next time I see you doing bad things, I don't mind letting you experience this kind of pain one more time." Lan Xi saw that it was getting late and didn't want to play with them anymore. He just sprinkled a handful of medicine powder on them.
This Ten Thousand Ants Gnawing Heart is also a poison that Lanxi found in the space. It is not fatal, but it will come back every two hours in the next three days. I believe that after this time, these people will never dare to do evil again.
Lan Xi waved her sleeves lightly, scattering a handful of white powder, and then turned and left. She walked very fast, and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye, leaving only a faint afterimage.
"Don't you know there's a saying in the underworld? That is: When you're in the underworld, there are three kinds of people you shouldn't mess with: women, children, and the elderly." Lanxi's voice came from afar, with a bit of ridicule and mockery.
In this remote alley, those people rolled on the ground in pain, their faces covered with snot and tears, and no one noticed them.
Lanxi waved her sleeves without taking away a cloud, leaving only wailing all over the ground.
After suffering pain for half an hour, these people gradually calmed down.
One of them asked weakly, "Boss, what did that kid just say?"
The boss said unhappily, "What do you mean? It means literally, how many people in the underworld dare to act alone?
I've heard people say before that it's best not to mess with old people, children, and women who dare to walk around alone in the world.
But this is just a small town! We have encountered this kind of probability. Oh! I was also blinded by the kid's shopping spree this time."
Having said that, after leaving the alley, Lanxi quickly came to the grove outside the town. When he was about 200 meters away from the grove, he caught up with the guy who was driving the ox cart to deliver goods.
The waiter stopped outside the grove and just as he got out of the car and was about to look for someone, he saw Lan Xi following the car quickly and bowed quickly: "Hello, sir. Why don't you call me? I can give you a ride too."
"It's okay, it's just a few steps away, so I won't bother you, brother. Can you please help me carry the loom to the shade at the edge of the woods? My family will come to pick it up later." Lanxi said, pointing to a place.
"Okay, no problem." The guy replied readily.
The place Lanxi pointed to was not a random one. That place was concave and people on the road on both sides could not see it unless they got closer. It was here that Lanxi tore off the invisibility talisman when he came here.
After seeing off the guy who drove the ox cart away, Lanxi asked 666 to scan it, put the loom into the space, and then affixed an invisibility talisman on it. He quickly hurried back and finally arrived home at two quarters after noon.
Lanxi put some plantain and houttuynia cordata in the backpack, and then walked into the house, calling out as she walked: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, I'm back."
"I'm back. There's water in the bucket by the well. Go wash your hands first. Your second sister-in-law has gone to call your eldest and second brothers. We can have dinner when they come back."
"Okay." Lan Xi answered as he walked towards the well.
"Xixi is back. Where did you go today?" a voice asked at this moment.
Lanxi had just finished washing her hands. She turned around and smiled sweetly at the three people who came in. She said sweetly, "Brother, brother, sister-in-law, you are back. Come and wash your hands! Sister-in-law has already prepared the meal. I dug some houttuynia and plantain in the village today."
"Our Xixi is so amazing! She even knows Houttuynia cordata and Plantain." Zhu Yao, who didn't know the details, praised.
Lanxi was embarrassed by the compliment, so she smiled at her and ran into the main room. Just then, her sister-in-law was setting the table, so Lanxi hurried forward to help.
As Li Lan was serving rice, she asked, "Why are you running so fast? The threshold is very high. It would be bad if you fall down."
"It's nothing, I'm just hungry." Lan Xi said uncomfortably.
"Then wait a little longer until your elder brother, second brother and second sister-in-law come in and you can eat. I made your favorite steamed pork ribs with rice flour."
"Aren't you going to wake up the nephews?"
"They just fell asleep a short time ago, so I didn't call them."
The family started to eat, talking and laughing. Qiu Hu, who was walking at the end, pretended to be surprised and said, "Hey! We have steamed pork ribs with rice flour to eat today! I have to eat a few more pieces later."
Qiuxi looked at his childish appearance and was too lazy to pay attention to him.
Qiu He couldn't help but say, "Don't bully my little sister, Old Four."
Qiu Hai joked with a smile: "Fourth brother is getting married soon, and he is starting to act like a big brother and teach people a lesson."
Qiu He blushed immediately, and thinking about marrying his beloved girl next month, he stopped talking and just kept grinning foolishly.
Lanxi rolled her eyes at Qiuhu and said, "Don't worry, Fourth Brother. After Third Brother gets married, it will be your turn."
"Hey, you naughty girl, you are actually teasing your brother, right?" Qiu Hu said unhappily.
Lanxi: “Lilililil” made him angry.
Without the two patriarchs in charge, the meal was a mess. Fortunately, they had the sense to not break the bowls or waste food.
Five years passed in a flash. During these five years, my third and fourth brothers got married and had children.
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