Ming Ke: What’s wrong with me, Gin, having several aliases?

"Alas... 500 yen, that was something I could easily get before, but now... Alas."

Just as Kurosawa was about to reveal his own tragic love story, Imura opened his arms and recited aloud as if he had suddenly fallen ill.

"Why do you have the glory that belongs to an emperor?!"

"You must be the emperor... You are just too handsome and suave..."

A ten thousand-word idiom is omitted here.

"Your Majesty, you are just too handsome, so you were squeezed and came to our poor place, but I believe you will not forget your mission to save us refugees."

"Right, our mighty and majestic emperor!!!"

Kurosawa: I’m a little moved, what should I do?

Kurosawa was thinking quickly of ways to avoid paying.

Finally, when my mind stayed on the crow, I remembered the days when I was a god.

Kurosawa: Hmm, I suddenly feel so sick.

When Kurosawa experienced three seconds of death, Shi Xi pulled Yicun aside and asked him why he wanted to cheat others.

"He's already so poor, it's ok to cheat him out of 500 yen, why do you want to cheat him to death?"

Imura pointed at the clothes Kurosawa was wearing and said, "Boss, take a closer look at what you are wearing. What does it look like?"

Shi Xi looked carefully at the holes and dust on Hei Ze's clothes for a long time.

Finally, he frowned and said in confusion, "Like a beggar?"

Yicun's expression was a little hard to describe.

Shi Xi looked at his expression and became even more confused: "Don't they look like it? There are so many holes on it, it must be broken."

Yicun sighed. He should have thought of it earlier. The boss and the guy next to him had similar IQs, fluctuating.

How could someone be as careful, handsome and smart as him?

Kurosawa was clearly wearing a C suit, the kind that dressed like a beggar.

Shi Xi slapped his head and said, "What are you sighing for? Tell me now."

Yicun was about to say something, but stopped himself. He closed his eyes and was about to speak.

Kurosawa said with a sad face: "Hey, boss, it's not that I don't want to give you some support."

"But unfortunately, I have bad luck with money recently, so I can't help you."

When Yicun heard this, he knew that this guy was probably not as stupid as he thought.

Just as I was about to open my mouth to reply, Shi Xi had already answered.

"What happened? Tell me. We can help you in any way!"

Kurosawa still had a worried look on his face: "You may not be able to help me with this."

Shi Xi raised an eyebrow, showing some interest: "Tell us what it is first, maybe we can help."

Kurosawa curled his lips quietly and took the bait.

"My family has been torn apart, my wife and children have left me, my company has gone bankrupt, and I'm in debt."

"Your newly opened Worry-Relieving House may not be able to help me with this."

Shi Xi touched his chin, thought about it, and gave up the deal: "Your problem is a bit tricky, I can't help you, bye~"

Kurosawa: ???

Didn’t we agree that everyone’s brains are not working?

Kurosawa was unwilling to give up: "Why don't you try again? Maybe it will work."

Shi Xi waved his hands, looking nonchalant: "I know my abilities very well. If I can't do it, I can't do it."

Seeing him like this, Kurosawa narrowed his eyes and felt very unhappy.

I lost my cell phone, couldn't catch mice, and failed in my attempt to cheat someone. Nothing went well today.

Kurosawa: I have definitely screwed this guy, even if Jesus comes it will be of no use.

A long-awaited small theater:

Kurosawa is ready to play the victim: Alas~ I used to blah blah, but now I am, alas~

Kurosawa: The foreshadowing is complete, now it’s time to start playing the victim!

Yicun interrupted the spell: You are the emperor! !

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Kurosawa, who was about to say something else:...Damn, my heart is moved.