Comprehensive film and television: male god's favorite

Uncle Jiu led the people in the town to ambush in the grove and set a trap.

After a while, a group of people on horseback came from a distance.

At Uncle Jiu's command, Awei's men pulled down the rope of the trap.

The bandits knew they were ambushed and tried to escape.

"What are these things? How come they can't even speak human language?"

Chu Hua lay beside Uncle Jiu, muttering softly.

Now that you're here, don't even think about running away.

"Come on!"

Everyone lit torches, picked up weapons and rushed forward to kill.

The members of the horse thieves gang knew that they had been ambushed by this group of people, but it was too late and they could only fight them head-on.

The villagers were numerous and powerful, and they soon knocked the men off their horses.

At times like this, Wencai could only help out from behind. He followed his master's instructions and kept an eye on Chu Hua.

But how could Chu Hua just sit there and watch? Moreover, these people were not good people, invulnerable to swords and guns, while the villagers were mortals and could not beat them.

"No, Master asked me to keep an eye on you!"

Seeing that Chu Hua wanted to go up, Wen Cai lay on the ground and hugged Chu Hua's legs.

"Let go! If you don't let go, I'll beat you up!"

Wencai thought about it, between Chu Hua and his master, he would rather be beaten by Chu Hua than by his master!

Chu Hua helplessly looked at Wencai who was dragging her, she could only squat down and tickle his itch.

“Eh, haha…”

Wencai was so tickled by Chuhua that he let go, and Chuhua was able to get away to help Uncle Jiu and the others.

The villagers found that no matter whether they chopped off their heads or bodies, they could not be hurt. They were as if they were made of copper and iron, invulnerable to swords and guns.

The two knives in Awei's hands were blunt and could not hurt them at all.

"Master, I can't cut through!"

"It's useless to cut!"

Uncle Jiu bit his finger, smeared the wipe on the blade, then aimed it at the horse thief's neck and pressed hard.

"what!"

The horse thief covered his wound which was bleeding profusely, and he died a few breaths later.

Qiu Sheng and A Wei and the others followed suit and did the same thing, causing serious damage to the horse thieves gang.

Their leader was a woman. Seeing her brothers die tragically one after another, she glared at Uncle Jiu.

I don't know what she was doing, but countless bats appeared under her cloak.

"Are you disgusting?"

Chu Hua snatched the torch from A Wei's hand and threw it over to her when she wasn't paying attention. The bats were frightened and fled in all directions.

Seeing that she only had two of her younger brothers left, and they were both in danger, she didn't bother to seek revenge with Chu Huan, and hurried to rescue them both back to her side.

"It's quite a friendship."

"Didn't I tell you to stay over there? Why are you here?!"

Uncle Jiu thinks he is very fierce, but in Chu Hua's eyes, he is just cute, a paper tiger.

"look!"

Chu Hua pointed at the banshee who extended her tentacles to divert Uncle Jiu's attention.

Chu Hua threw a small dart at her and cut off her tentacles.

She is neither human nor ghost. A girl is involved with so many evil things. I really don’t know what she is thinking.

"Awei, pee some boy's urine!"

Uncle Jiu pulled Chu Hua to hide behind a tree, mainly because the banshee was going crazy.

"Ah? Master, on a stormy night, I lost my virginity..."

Chu Hua couldn't understand why Uncle Jiu thought that someone like Awei would keep himself clean?

"Hey! Use mine!"

Uncle Jiu turned and walked towards the grove, hiding his achievements and fame!

Chu Hua felt Awei's scrutiny and glared back at him fiercely.

"What are you looking at!"

"You and Master..."

Chu Hua stepped on him hard again: "Do you think everyone is like you, only thinking with the lower half of their body?! Go away!"

Uncle Jiu took his freshly prepared boy's urine and splashed it at the banshee, who felt as painful as if she was corroded by sulfuric acid.

The banshee was tripped up by Chu Hua and Uncle Jiu one after another, and she wanted to compete with them.

But her two younger brothers were injured and their lives were in immediate danger.

She quickly vomited out a bunch of cockroaches and ants, trying to stop the bleeding.

But the power of Uncle Jiu's boy's urine is not to be underestimated. It's useless to leave her alone no matter how anxious she is.

The banshee had no choice, as she herself was injured, she could only abandon her little brother and escape.

Uncle Jiu took advantage of this opportunity and directed his disciples and villagers to use ropes and nets to take the two lucky survivors away.

"Ajiu, are you still a virgin?"

Uncle Jiu was drinking water, and was frightened by Chu Hua's question and started coughing non-stop.

"You...you're a girl, don't speak so vulgarly!"

Uncle Jiu's face turned red, and he forced himself to put on a stern face and scolded Chu Hua.

"What's wrong? I can't even ask! Am I not your fiancée?"

Uncle Nine: ...

"Why don't you speak?"

Uncle Jiu suppressed his inner restlessness and tapped lightly on Chu Hua's smooth forehead.

"I'm going back..."

When Uncle Jiu was examining the bodies, he discovered that the blood flowing from these thieves was very strange.

"Master, why is this blood black?"

Qiu Sheng, Wencai and A Wei have now become fellow apprentices. They have all become diligent and studious, and of course, they also love to play.

"There is a difference between fresh blood and gore. These people are extraordinary. I think they are warlocks or something like that."

Awei: "Warlock? What is a warlock?"

Uncle Jiu looked his three apprentices up and down and turned his head away with disgust.

"According to the Maoshan orthodoxy, a sorcerer is someone who has no knowledge or skills."

"Unlearned and incompetent?"

"You are the same, but you are a little better. You don't live in the open air like them, eating raw meat and drinking blood. You eat the five poisons and drink dew."

Chu Hua almost vomited from laughing. Who would talk about his own apprentice like this?

He is so stubborn! He is always the first to stand in front when danger comes, and he protects his children better than anyone else.

"Wow, they really aren't normal people?"

"So what they did was not what ordinary people did. They committed rape and looting. If I'm not mistaken, this blood clot must be poisonous."

A Wei: What if I guess wrong?

Qiu Sheng Wencai quickly moved away from here. Having followed his master for so long, he knew his temper. Now, who would dare to provoke him except in front of Chu Huan?

"I can only guess what's right, I can't guess what's wrong."

Ah Wei hadn't sensed the danger yet: "Haha, it's not against the law to lie to others. Guess what I'm thinking now?"

Uncle Jiu always treated his apprentices equally: "I guess you're itching for skin!"

"Wrong! I..."

"Um?!"

Awei felt aggrieved. He was a captain, but in front of his master, he was like a bullied young wife.

Chu Hua felt like she seemed to have forgotten something. After all, Uncle Jiu’s movies were made so long ago, and she had traveled through so many worlds.

Xiao Yuanzi: You finally remembered it! I'll give you the answer for free, your man's birthday is coming soon.

Chu Hua: Celebrating a birthday… What did you say? Celebrating a birthday! Ahhh! When?

Chu Hua didn't expect that she had actually forgotten about this matter, and it was Uncle Jiu's first birthday after she and he were together.

Xiao Yuanzi: Don’t be impatient, it’s still early.

Chu Hua: Huh, when?

Xiao Yuanzi: Tomorrow...

Chu Hua: What! Tomorrow!

Xiao Yuanzi: To be exact, there are less than ten hours left...