Comprehensive film and television: male god's favorite

Uncle Jiu asked the Marshal and learned that his father had died half a year ago and his body was still in the ancestral hall.

Based on what he said, Uncle Jiu could basically conclude that he was bitten by his biological father.

They planned to visit the ancestral hall before it got dark.

"This village is located on a hillside, facing the sea to the east, with high mountains behind. The sea breeze blows moisture in, but it is blocked by the mountains, and it will rain when it encounters cold wind. So when we came in just now, although it was sunny, there were several heavy rainstorms. Feng Shui calls this kind of pattern "gods pouring water", so most of the people who live here are very rich..."

Uncle Jiu and the Marshal walked in front, looking at the Feng Shui analysis of the surroundings.

"According to the pattern of the gods splashing water, the people in this village must not be buried after they die."

Uncle Jiu is worthy of being Uncle Jiu. Chu Hua is just a half-baked person. Apart from having many cheats, she is useless in other aspects. She still has self-awareness.

"Master, what will happen if I am buried?"

"If the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family. Not to mention burial, if the coffin absorbs the earth's energy, something bad will happen to the family. If I'm not mistaken, the coffin inside must not be placed in an ordinary way."

When the door of the ancestral hall was opened, just as Uncle Jiu had expected, all the coffins were suspended in the air, and even the wooden stakes were placed in water.

"Oops, there's a problem. Who is this person inside?"

Uncle Jiu saw a coffin. The rope hanging on it was broken and the coffin fell to the ground, being touched by the earth's energy. He was afraid that something might have gone wrong.

"My dad!"

"It has turned into a zombie."

"How could that be? Someone, open it and take a look!"

The Marshal didn't believe it and ordered it to be opened.

But the corpse qi sucked the coffin lid shut, so how could it be opened in broad daylight?

"By the way, what does my illness have to do with my dad?"

"Your father's coffin was damp, so he turned into a zombie. You were injured by him, so you were poisoned by the corpse..."

After several people discussed, they decided to wait until the zombies came out at night, pull out his teeth, grind them into tooth powder and give them to the Marshal to eat.

"Guards! If I come out first tonight, everything will be fine. If they come out first, we will kill them."

This dog commander is really insidious!

"Hey! Do you want to die early?"

Chu Hua yelled at the Marshal fiercely.

"Oh~ You are so fierce, Douchiying will suffer. Because you are pretty, I won't bother with you!"

Chu Hua rolled her eyes and smiled at the Marshal.

You know, Uncle Jiu is usually treacherous and loves to play tricks on people. But when Chu Hua plays tricks on people, Uncle Jiu can't compare to her.

"Excuse me, where is the toilet?"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who had just eaten a lot of sago, are now having stomach upsets.

"outside."

As soon as Qiu Sheng opened the door, he was scared back by several gunshots.

Enough!

Fortunately, there are a few vases here.

Uncle Jiu saw that his two apprentices were not shy in front of the girls and moved the table down to block them with disgust.

"Don't look, it's not clean."

Uncle Jiu pulled Chu Hua away, and Chu Hua took out a handkerchief to cover her mouth and nose in disgust.

Uncle Jiu and Chu Hua were actually talking about love in someone else's ancestral hall, and Qiu Shengwencai was even more excessive. In broad daylight, in the open air, he was actually "working hard" like a machine gun in someone else's ancestral hall.

It’s just that the world is going downhill…

It was still early, and Chu Hua was extremely bored, so she fell asleep leaning against Uncle Jiu.

The Marshal, who had pursued the same person as Uncle Jiu when they were young, felt very unhappy when he saw Dou Chiying, an old cow, eating young grass.

Damn it! Why didn't he encounter such a good thing!

"Hey, I forgot to ask, is my dad scary?"

After all, it is a zombie. Even his own father would be afraid of it. Moreover, Uncle Jiu also said that it would chase him. He shuddered at the thought of it.

"Of course zombies are scary!"

"I'm scared. I'm leaving first!"

The Marshal wanted to escape, but was deliberately tripped by Chu Hua.

"Do you think you're cute? Do you still want to be well?"

Uncle Jiu asked Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai to tie him up so that they could lure the zombies out later.

Although Uncle Jiu only ate a little bit of sashimi, he still felt uncomfortable in his stomach. Facing Chu Hua's gaze, he took the vase and ran to the corner to solve the problem embarrassedly.

Poor Marshal, just when the three people who could save him were meeting their physical needs, his good father came out to find him.

"Let me go! Let me go..."

Chu Hua let out a breath and sat aside lazily.

Fortunately, she thought they smelled bad, so she took a mask and put it on, so now she can watch the show.

"Don't breathe yet, zombies will suck your energy!"

Everyone held their breath and dared not move, for fear of attracting zombies.

The zombie was approaching his beloved son step by step, but at this moment Wencai let out a very smelly fart and lured the zombie over.

Uncle Jiu said that he couldn’t carry her, he simply couldn’t carry her!

Seeing the zombies coming, Uncle Jiu and the others squatted on the spittoon. He took out a slingshot from his pocket and gave it to Wencai.

Dark-bellied...

What a joke, we can't let Chu Hua lure the zombies away, right?

Wencai aimed at the tied-up Dalong, that is, the Marshal himself.

Oh my, you are so patient.

Uncle Jiu took another stone and gave it to Wencai, but Qiu Sheng took a bigger one...

Aim and shoot...

"Oh!"

"Hoohoho..."

The zombie jumped towards him excitedly and said, "Hey, big boy, your father is here!"

"Dounchiying, help me..."

Dalong, who was strangled, quickly asked Uncle Jiu for help.

He was quite smart. He held his breath and hid behind his father. But his father hit him with an elbow, and he lost his temper again.

He broke free from the rope and tried to run, but was grabbed by his father and thrown to the ground.

Seeing that his father wanted to bite him, he picked up a brick on the ground and smashed it on his father's head with no less force.

"Hey, Xiaolonglong, if you beg me, I might consider saving you~"

"Miss, save me..."

While running, Dalong asked Chu Hua, his ancestor, for help.

Chu Hua got up slowly and stretched.

This zombie is just a low-level zombie, just play with it for a bit.

She walked slowly behind the zombie and kicked it hard.

The zombies got up and wanted to see which guy was behind the sneak attack.

Chu Hua was getting closer and closer to it, and the zombie also smelled the scent of Chu Hua's pure yin body.

It decisively gave up Haoda'er and chased after the more attractive Chuhua.

Chu Hua walked the zombie like she was walking a dog. She had to say, this zombie was quite cute.

After Uncle Jiu finished this round, he pulled up his pants and hurried over to help Chu Hua. Unexpectedly, this girl was having so much fun.

"Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, please help..."

Uncle Jiu knocked the zombie down, then pressed his mouth with a wooden stick, waiting for Qiu Sheng to pull out his teeth.

Dalong was curious and wanted to take a look, but the zombie smelled the scent of his own son and started to run wild. He broke free from a few people and grabbed his big son again...