After being reborn in an interstellar otome novel, I went crazy
Chapter 13 Water cup?
The teacher looked at the scan results on the instrument.
There was nothing in Lin Tu's space button, except for a few pieces of clothes, some weapons used in the mercenary group, and a few bottles of "nutrient solution".
All the items were visible at a glance, and the instructor's eyes were indeed fixed on those bottles of medicine.
There was no alarm on the scanner. The instructor moved the scanner away and said:
"Remember to store your weapons at the school's space station."
Lin Tu nodded in agreement and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, I managed to get away with it.
I have to say that those guys in Hei Zixing's black market are all capable. Fortunately, those guys didn't frame her.
There was nothing in Moy's space button, so he passed it safely.
It was Liao Yuan's turn. This guy really had no talent for acting. No one knew what he brought with him, and he looked very secretive.
When the teacher saw him like this, he knew something was wrong, so he immediately grabbed his wrist and thrust the scanner towards him.
A bunch of miscellaneous stuff jumped across several pages, making the teacher dizzy.
Lin Tu and his companions were also confused, and all looked towards the projection in the air.
Oh my god, I didn’t expect there are experts here?
Liao Yuan laughed dryly and said, "Teacher, they are just some mechanical parts. You know, I am from the Department of Mechanical Mecha, and they are all some messed up inventions."
The instructor frowned and checked, but didn't find any dangerous items. However, there were some strange things that the scanner identified as suspicious items.
The teacher clicked it and took a look. It was metal and looked like an oversized thermos cup.
The interior is made of a special soft material, and there are more than a dozen or twenty of them.
The teacher stared at this thing for a long time, then raised his eyes to glance at Liao Yuan, whose eyes were wandering, and asked:
"What is this?"
Liao Yuan scratched his head awkwardly and laughed, "Haha, um, haha, it's just, it's just a water cup."
"Water glass?"
The teacher was obviously unconvinced. "How can a water cup be made of biomimetic materials? Moreover, it has heating and cooling functions."
Liao Yuan pursed his lips, sweat began to form on his forehead, "This, this is a new development of mine, isn't it just for the convenience of self-heating and self-cooling?"
"The bionic material here is also to protect the taste."
Listening to Liao Yuan's nonsense, Lin Tu stared at the thing curiously. How could a water cup be so particular? It could even protect the taste?
Lin Tu was just wondering when he saw Moyi's face turned red. Alan beside him was also trying hard to hold back his smile and his shoulders were shaking violently.
Lin Tu was confused. It was just a water cup. Was there something wrong with Alan? What was so funny?
The teacher looked at Liao Yuan expressionlessly, and suddenly said, "Really? Since you said it was a water cup, then take one out and show it to me."
puff!
Alan, who was beside Lin Tu, sprayed directly and choked violently beside Lin Tu.
Liao Yuan's face had turned purple, and Lin Tu turned his head to look at the two people beside him in confusion.
What's going on? Why is Yalan laughing? Liao Yuan's expression is not right either.
Isn't this a water cup? What is that? Wait, how come Alan and the others all know what this thing is for, but she doesn't?
What's going on? She has lived for several lifetimes, and there are still things she doesn't know?
At this time, Liao Yuan had already stiffened his neck and took out a "water cup" from the space button. He filled a cup of water in front of the automatic water dispenser, brought it to his mouth and took a sip under the instructor's stare.
Then, he raised the cup to the teacher and said, "Look, this is just a water cup."
The instructor stared at Liao Yuan for two seconds, nodded with a complicated expression, and seemed to have given up pestering him any further.
"Okay, since you said it's a water cup, then let's call it a water cup!"
After saying that, the teacher put away the detector and walked out of the dormitory with big strides.
As soon as the door closed, Alan and Moi burst into laughter.
Liao Yuan blushed and quickly poured the water in the cup into the bathroom.
Lin Tu was confused and bewildered. Looking at Alan who was laughing so hard that he could hardly catch his breath, he felt extremely depressed.
What are they laughing at? Can someone explain to her what they are laughing at?
At this time, Liao Yuan came out of the bathroom, blushing and said:
"What are you laughing at? This, this has never been used."
Yalan laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and gave Liao Yuan a thumbs up.
"Hahaha, you're awesome!"
Liao Yuan's face was almost familiar. Seeing that Lin Tu didn't smile, he took out an item from the space button with a touched look on his face, stuffed it into Lin Tu's hand, and started to sell it to him.
"Lin Tu, let me tell you, this thing is made by me, its safety is absolutely guaranteed, and the experience is absolutely first-class."
"There are so many avatars on the market now, and there are very few masturbation cups like this. Our school doesn't allow avatars, but this one is portable. Let me tell you, this..."
Flying, masturbation cup?
Lin Tu now has only one thought in his mind: grass is a plant!
The thing in her hand instantly became a hot potato. Her hand holding the thing shook and she threw it directly back into Liao Yuan's arms.
I took a big step back with my whole body standing on end. I felt a little overwhelmed with my hands for a moment and they turned yellow!
My hands, they are not clean anymore!
Damn, this thing is actually a masturbation cup?
No wonder Alan and Moyi looked so clear-headed!
Oh my god! She is a woman and has never seen this thing before, how could she know that this is the legendary "God's Right Hand"?
Seeing Lin Tu in a daze, Liao Yuan was still working hard to sell.
"Lin Tu, you should try it. This is really useful. It only costs 1000 star coins. Isn't it very cheap?"
Try your uncle!
Lin Tu put his hands behind his back and quickly moved to the bedside, shaking his head vigorously, wishing he could throw his head off.
"I don't want it, I don't need it, thank you!"
Damn, she doesn’t have that thing, so she can’t use it even if I buy it!
Besides, is Liao Yuan crazy? He is promoting this thing in the dormitory.
Wait, they're not going to use it in the dorm, are they?
When he thought of this, goosebumps instantly spread all over Lin Tu's body.
Lin Tu's expression inevitably twisted for a moment, and he suddenly turned his head to look at Liao Yuan and the others, and warned them with his body stiff:
"Hey, I'm warning you, don't use this stuff in the room. If you want to use it, go to the bathroom!"
Alan, whose face was frozen with laughter, finally calmed down and said while wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes:
"What are you thinking? I'm not a pervert, but there are so many beauties in the logistics department. How can you not have the confidence to buy this thing?"
Lin Tu rolled her eyes fiercely. She felt a little regretful on the first day she lived with this group of boys!
Sure enough, she wasn't driving fast enough!
There's nothing we can do about it. It's her fault that she's still a virgin for several lifetimes!
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