No one can be a dog licker
Chapter 85: Pull him bald!
Niu Xiaoyu cleverly hid in the narrow gap between the boulders. While chewing on dry bread, he pressed his ear tightly against the cold stone wall, listening vigilantly to the movements around him.
From the moment he stepped into the Qingmu Forest, he started running recklessly as if driven by fate. He was ahead of Fang Yuan and successfully broke through the encirclement with his agility.
Niu Xiaoyu realized a profound truth: when facing a critical moment when a tiger is chasing you, you don’t need to race with the tiger, you just need to make sure you run faster than your companions.
During this long and difficult half a month, he and Fang Yuan seemed to be the rats crossing the street, fleeing everywhere with nowhere to hide.
It’s not clear about Fang Yuan, but he didn’t even dare to go to the toilet for more than a minute. Once he delayed even a little, he would face more pursuit and attacks.
He even felt that the 30-minute stagnation period after the badge was taken away was his respite and salvation. Even with the addition of other classes, the pressure did not decrease at all, but made the situation even more difficult.
Niu Xiaoyu's qi and blood ranked the lowest among the top three in the five classes, so he naturally became the easiest target to bully in everyone's eyes.
After all, who doesn’t want to pick on the weak?
Of course Fang Yuan was not much better than him. He was able to be defeated by him. So what did it mean even if he had high Qi and blood?
The students in Class 1 were especially so. When they saw him and Fang Yuan, they felt like they were seeing walking gold and they came right over!
I don't know how many ranking badges I've changed. Every day when I stepped into the school gate, it was really a difficult time...
If he had another chance, he would not let Wu Baitian strengthen his arms in order to use his Qinggang stick as soon as possible. Yes, he swung the stick more and more skillfully, but he ran slowly!
It was like a game for Bu Heiye to chase him. Liu Yang only needed to sit back and wait, and he was the ox to be slaughtered!
At first it was two against one, and he could last about ten minutes; as he became more and more adept at handling the situation, it became three against one, and he could last about three minutes.
Later, it was four against one, five against one, six against one. How could resources be as fun as playing cat and mouse?
"Thump, tap, tap..." Following the sound of footsteps, Niu Xiaoyu immediately held his breath nervously.
"How strange! I clearly saw it just now."
Along with the sound of hurried footsteps, Liu Yang's voice rang out more than ten meters away from where Niu Xiaoyu was hiding. He looked around, speaking very loudly as if he was afraid that someone might not hear him.
"Come out! I've spotted you! Stop hiding, one on one!"
Niu Xiaoyu was surprised when he heard Liu Yang's voice. He was hiding so secretly, how was he discovered?
But now there is no time to lose, otherwise things will change. If Liu Yang is alone, he can escape! Niu Xiaoyu made up his mind and rushed out of the gap without hesitation.
however,
"You! You guys!"
As soon as Niu Xiaoyu jumped out, he saw Lei Zhizhi, Bu Heiye and Liu Yang standing leisurely outside the boulder.
"Hey! It's true!"
Bu Heiye was more acutely aware of this maze-like area made up of huge stones than Liu Yang, and a plan instantly came to his mind.
The place is intricate and with huge rocks interlaced, it is not only difficult to find anyone's trace, but also provides an excellent cover for hiding.
Liu Yang was responsible for making noises in front, deliberately letting the sounds echo among the boulders to create the illusion that the hiders had been discovered.
Bu Heiye quietly went around to the other side and stood behind a huge rock, ready to catch anyone who appeared by surprise at any time.
Lei Zhizhi guarded the path between the two men to ensure that the target would not escape.
The three of them, based on the principle of giving it a try, prepared to encircle the enemy.
But even they themselves didn't expect that the first attempt would be so smooth?
Liu Yang laughed loudly and looked at Niu Xiaoyu with sympathy: "Little Niu, it's not that we don't want to give you a chance to live. It's mainly because your luck is so bad that we have no choice but to use you to open a business."
Lei Zhizhi looked at the somewhat dazed Niu Xiaoyu and asked politely, "One-on-one or group fight?"
"Is there a difference?" Niu Xiaoyu tightly grasped the steel stick, looking at the three culprits who caused him countless nightmares. "In a one-on-one fight, I challenge the three of you. In a group fight, you three fight me. You are sick. You ask this question every time!"
"Look, it's just troublesome to call him an acquaintance. He can understand our jargon." Bu Heiye shrugged helplessly, "Then let's fight~"
Then the three of them rushed towards Niu Xiaoyu...
A minute later, Niu Xiaoyu lay on the ground, too lazy to move. After scanning the badge on the three people's bracelets, Bu Heiye even thoughtfully helped Niu Xiaoyu put it on again.
Liu Yang handed the cup of water to Niu Xiaoyu and said, "Drink some water. It's great to be able to hold on for one minute."
Niu Xiaoyu glared at the three people fiercely, snatched the cup of water, and drank it up in gulps.
He had been running wildly since he entered the Qingmu Forest. Even when he saw a stream in the distance, he dared not go there.
God knows if there is someone lying in ambush there.
Plus, eating dry bread made me very thirsty.
"You're right, your water looks a bit muddy, but it's quite sweet." Niu Xiaoyu returned the empty cup to Liu Yang, and his mood improved a lot.
Anyone with a little outdoor experience knows that the clearer the water is, the safer it is. On the contrary, some turbid puddles can become clear, sweet and healthy after filtering.
"Hush? That shouldn't be the case?" Bu Heiye immediately pulled Liu Yang, "How many packets did you put in there?"
"Ten bags? I see, isn't it ten bags in a bundle?" Liu Yang gestured with numbers and asked in confusion.
"Ten packets!!!" Bu Heiye's eyes widened immediately, "That's the dosage for Lin Yi, Wang Er only needs five packets! I thought you two had a close relationship, so I let you do it yourself, but I didn't expect it! You are such a ruthless person!"
"Ah? I don't know!" Liu Yang had no idea about the dosage. As for the instructions for use, which martial arts student would read that? Besides, ten packs in a bundle is not too much, right?
No wonder Niu Xiaoyu said the water was muddy. How could it not be muddy if he put ten packets of water in half a cup? This Niu Xiaoyu was really good. He drank every drop!
“????” After listening to the conversation between Bu Heiye and Liu Yang, Niu Xiaoyu had a rough understanding of his situation. He had been drugged.
The person who drugged him was his own brother?
Niu Xiaoyu stood up suddenly and grabbed Liu Yang's collar tightly.
"Puff~~~~~" A long fart interrupted all of Niu Xiaoyu's thoughts. His face instantly turned red, like a ripe apple. He hurriedly covered his stomach with his hands, trying to hide the sudden embarrassment.
But suddenly, an indescribable pain spread rapidly in his abdomen, as if thousands of troops were galloping inside, forcing him to bend down.
He realized that he needed to solve his physiological needs urgently, so he quickly ran behind a huge rock. Then, there was a series of rapid and powerful excretion sounds, and along with this process, an unpleasant smell also spread.
“Puff, puff…” The sound of spraying continued, accompanied by a roar: “Liu Yang!!!!!!!!!”
"I was thinking of hanging behind him and fleecing him." Bu Heiye retreated a few meters and covered his nose tightly. "Now it's good. I don't think he will be able to get out within half an hour."
Liu Yang stood farther away than Bu Heiye, pinching his nose and asking cautiously: "Do you think Niu Xiaoyu will forgive me in the future?"
Lei Zhizhi took out the snow cooling oil from his pocket and smeared it around the wings of his nose. Then he glanced at Liu Yang and asked, "What do you think?"
"Then pluck his hair out!" Liu Yang gritted his teeth and said firmly, "Otherwise I will suffer a great loss!"
Bu Heiye looked at Liu Yang with surprise in his eyes, then nodded silently and gave him a thumbs up: "You are really Niu Xiaoyu's 'good brother'. I am ashamed of myself."
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