Movie Variety Show: Extraordinary Witch Pendant

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Oh my god!

crossed?

No, no.

It must be because I got up too fast just now.

Then sleep a little longer?

Oh, fuck.

What a sin has been done.

I worked hard and just bought a house with full payment.

I have struggled for two years in vain.

I thought I had finally made it and had my own house.

It's just a normal celebration.

Although I don’t drink often, I don’t drink directly, right?

He must have bought fake wine, and this is Gazi's fault.

Zhang Lang sat up from the sofa and looked around the entire room, which was decorated in a strong 80s style.

The walls of the house are almost covered with slogans. How much resentment does this express?

Even if Sadako comes, she will have to admit defeat.

There are no fish in the fish tank yet, but there is a group photo hanging on the wall, and the woman looks very similar to the leader of the Jade Girls, Zhou Huimin.

The man looks a little bit like Stephen Chow, and the memories in his mind also overlap a little bit. It seems like he has traveled to the world of Hong Kong variety shows.

Good news: I traveled through time and space and became Tiaoji in Hong Kong dramas.

Bad news: This guy is an undercover agent, that wimp Zhang Lang.

It's too awful.

How come a little bit of wine can make the sky collapse!

Zhang Lang is a loser who is ordered around by his boss.

The main point is that one can’t feel any more depressed.

Where is the golden finger necessary for time travel?

What about the system?

Ding?

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully traveling across time, activating the Laoliu system, one word is to survive!"

The system is late but it arrives.

Zhang Lang suddenly raised his head and a virtual panel appeared in front of him.

Name: Zhang Lang

Physical Fitness Strength: 11 (The normal value for a healthy person is 10, and the limit is 25.)

Agility: 9

Spirit: 12

Special Skills: 10 cubic meters of portable space (fixed space, cannot accommodate living things.)

General skills: Combat (elementary), Driving (advanced), Firearms (advanced), Language (Chinese quintessence full level, English: intermediate)

It's stable as long as there is a system, but the attributes are too lame.

Otherwise, with Zhang Lang's attributes, he would definitely be cannon fodder.

No wonder he always gets beaten in the movie and can only fight with everyone on equal terms.

Zhang Lang quickly found a mirror and looked at the body.

He is much taller than Stephen Chow, and I estimate he should be over 1.8 meters tall, just like the reader.

With his sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, he is comparable to Daniel Wu. No wonder he can find such a beautiful girlfriend like Zhou Wenli.

Zhang Lang thought about it and felt like something was missing. Where was my system beginner's gift pack?

"Ding, congratulations to the host, the system gift package has been opened"

"Free attribute point reward: 20 points"

"Reward for advanced fighting skills"

"A reward of one marrow cleansing pill (already distributed to the system space)"

"Since the host has less than 500 Hong Kong dollars in his entire body, the reward of Hong Kong dollars has been distributed to the system space."

It is indeed a considerate and good system. Zhang Lang couldn't help but sigh and feel touched.

This is not a system, this is my godfather! I was a little worried that I wouldn't survive three chapters when I traveled to Hong Kong, but now that I have a system, I will definitely thrive here.

Zhang Lang tried to recite in his mind: "System adds points. Strength adds 9 points, agility adds 8 points, and spirit adds 3 points."

"View properties"

Host: Zhang Lang

Power: 20

Agility: 17

Spirit: 15

Special Skills: 10 cubic meters of portable space (fixed space, cannot accommodate living things)

Conventional skills: Combat (Advanced) Driving (Advanced) Firearms (Advanced) Language (National Essence full level, English: Intermediate) (Language will not appear later, will be written when it is upgraded)

Zhang Lang took out the Marrow Cleansing Pill from the system space, an ordinary little pill.

I swallowed it directly after taking a look at it. It melted in my mouth and had no taste.

Feel the warmth flowing through your body, removing impurities from your body and improving your muscles and bones.

Zhang Lang jumped lightly and left a dirty handprint on the roof. If he were to play basketball, this jumping ability would definitely be better than Kun's during his practice...

Take a shower and review the current development stage of the story line.

In a diamond robbery case, a group of daring gangsters stole a fortune in diamonds.

In order to sell the stolen goods, he found middleman Li Yunfei to arrange the transaction.

Now it should not have been robbed by anyone, and the diamond has not been taken and hidden by Li Yunfei, so now is just the beginning of the story.

I will go to find Zhou Wenli later, and Li Ying will bring an inspector named Wu to find Zhang Lang.

Arrange him to go undercover to investigate diamonds.

Thinking of this, Zhang Lang couldn't help but feel depressed for the original owner.

In the original drama, Zhang Lang is indeed helpless, experiencing the sadness of a small person. He pretends to be a gangster and is often sent to jail and involved in gangs time and time again.

The junior fighter was chased all over the street and beaten, which led to a deepening misunderstanding between him and his girlfriend Wen Li.

If he wanted to go back to the police station, he probably wouldn't even have a file. Li Ying kept deceiving and threatening him.

Zhang Lang: "System, what should I do to become stronger?"

System: "Ding, the host can use real-world currency to recharge the system and exchange it for system points. System points can be used to purchase any items you need in the mall. Please explore on your own.

In addition, there is a lucky draw wheel. You can draw once for 100,000 Hong Kong dollars. You can draw ten times in a row. After you draw a hundred times, the lucky draw wheel will be upgraded. Please make more money, because you can become stronger only if you have money. "

An idea flashed through Zhang Lang's mind, and he saw the mall page with a search bar. He tried to enter some things and found them, but the prices were a bit off-putting.

Let me tell you what's in it. It has everything in the Gatling gun with blue fire. Anything you can think of that you type in the search bar will appear for you. It's amazing.

Look at the lottery wheel again, a plain big round disc with attribute points and skill books marked on it.

There are also skills, but there is a question mark after them. The notes indicate that there are many types of skills, such as Bajiquan, driving, language, musical instruments, and system space expansion points, etc.

Zhang Lang thought for a moment and asked the system about his doubts.

"System, can I get diamonds and goldfish and exchange them for money directly from you?"

System: "Host can exchange it as long as he takes it in his hand or puts it in the space, but the exchange rate is 20% off..."

Zhang Lang was immediately happy (*⌒?⌒*), there were opportunities everywhere in the world of Hong Kong variety shows. There was the 50 million diamonds at the moment, as well as the 100 million dollars of music placed in the trunk of the car in the police station in the Tian Yangsheng plot, and the 200 million dollars of music placed in a Swiss bank by Guan Caiba. He couldn't help laughing just thinking about it.

In one word… Absolute! Even if you use it for lottery, you are still invincible? My second brother also wants to be invincible.

Zhang Lang found a white suit and put it on, took off the fake gold chain around his neck, threw it into the trash can, and complained about the original owner's poverty.

Zhang Lang gathered his hair with both hands and stroked it from front to back, then shook it, which looked quite handsome indeed.

Bring your right heel close to your left heel and open it about 60 degrees, then give a standard military salute to the mirror.

Undercover? Why would I want to live for a few hundred bucks a month? I have a system, and I will never suffer that kind of humiliation again!

With his knowledge of Hong Kong films and foresight, he was able to take off as soon as he returned to the police station.

However, you have to stay safe in the early stage, get the diamond first, and then go find Zhou Wenli to follow the original plot.

Standing at the door of the bar where Zhou Wenli worked, Zhang Lang whispered, "I swear, from now on, I will never allow anyone to speak loudly to me again."

"Pujie, are you going to leave or not? If not, don't block the door."

Zhang Lang: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm leaving now..."

Zhang Lang hurried into the bar to look for Zhou Wenli, and a waitress came over.

"One, sir?"

"Excuse me, is there a Miss Zhou Wenli?"

"Wen Li, she's over there"

Zhang Lang looked at Zhou Wenli, who was mixing drinks at the bar. She had the popular shoulder-length curly hair, fair skin, an oval face, bright eyes and white teeth, and a sweet smile. He was stunned for a moment, stretched out his right hand to throw away the chewing gum in his mouth, walked to the bar, and Zhou Wenli looked up and made eye contact with Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang pointed at the table and said, "The wine is spilled."

Zhou Wenli quickly wiped the spilled wine, poured out the excess, and ignored Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang took a look at it and found that this was the same as the original plot. He couldn't do this, otherwise when Li Ying came, Zhou Wenli would misunderstand again.

Zhang Lang looked at Zhou Wenli who was busy, and explained a few words first, with an attitude: "I know it was wrong of me to be missing for so long, I came to you today just to make things clear."

Zhou Wenli ignored Zhang Lang and said to the waiter beside her: "Andy, can you help deliver it?"

"I'm so tired, can you find someone to take me there?"

Zhou Wenli pretended not to see Zhang Lang. Zhang Lang saw her and decided to wait for her to come out and help him.

When the others came out, they still ignored Zhang Lang and just picked up the tray and walked towards the guests nearby.

Zhang Lang thought about enduring it for the time being.

He then explained and quickly helped deliver the drinks to the guests, and this time he did not joke with the guests.

He turned around and ignored Zhou Wenli's struggle, pulling Zhou Wenli's little hand to the side.

Zhang Lang said straight to the point: "I know I owe you an explanation. In fact, I am an undercover agent. I have not told you because the mission needs to be kept secret. But if I don't tell you now, I will lose you. I don't want to lose you, so I decided not to be an undercover agent anymore."

Zhou Wenli's originally unhappy expression froze in an instant.

"Give me one chance, just one chance, okay?" Zhang Lang stretched out a finger and waved it in front of Zhou Wenli, feeling that Zhou Wenli didn't quite believe it.

Zhang Lang thought for a moment and said, "My boss will probably come to see me soon. I'll deal with this matter first and then explain it to you when you get home from get off work in the evening."

After saying that, he looked back and found that Li Ying and Wu Sir just came in.

Zhang Lang looked at Zhou Wenli and saw that she was still frowning, wondering whether it was credible or not!

Zhang Lang waited quietly for her reply.

Zhou Wenli was silent for a while, frowned her pretty eyebrows, and said softly: "You really didn't lie to me?"

Zhang Lang thought, you've been holding it in for so long that you can only say these few words? Just as he was about to explain, Officer Wu came over with a look of arrogance on his face.

Inspector Wu: "Are you the little cockroach?"

Zhang Lang is not the coward he used to be: "Did you call me Zhang Lang? My last name is Zhang and my name is Lang. What are you doing?"

Inspector Wu said stiffly: "Police, follow me out."

Zhang Lang put one hand in his pocket and said, "Why would I go out with you, you gay? If I don't go out, you'll bite me?"

Officer Wu directly took out the silver bracelet and prepared to put it on Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang thought that this was the point.

I'm waiting for you, Officer Wu, to pull out the handcuffs. His body speed and strength increased so much that he punched Officer Wu in the abdomen with a liver-blasting punch. He reached out to cover Officer Wu's mouth to prevent him from moaning. His right hand quickly grabbed the back of Officer Wu's collar to prevent him from squatting. Officer Wu held his stomach like a shrimp. Zhang Lang carried Officer Wu, turned around and said to Zhou Wenli, who had a silly expression, that he would go home in the evening, and walked straight towards Li Ying.

His old boss, who is about to be transferred and has wronged Zhang Lang for so long, is also going to meet him.

Zhou Wenli looked worried. Although Zhang Lang said he was an undercover and she could sense some changes in him, she was still afraid that Zhang Lang was lying to her and that something might happen if he hit a police officer.

I was conflicted about wanting to follow him out, but I was angry and didn't want to bother with him, so I just went back to the bar and waited until after get off work.