I turned the cold palace into a paradise
Chapter 20: Shit on the Head
After arranging the cherry and banana, Yunyue saw the toilet outside the door on the way back. Her eyes turned and she had an idea.
Wearing a mask and gloves, he endured the nausea and collected a large bucket of excrement.
Then he used the space to avoid the patrolling guards and groped his way to the residence of Concubine Ling.
At this time, Concubine Ling didn't know that she was about to be drenched in shit, and was sleeping soundly.
The maid who delivered clothes looked familiar to me during the day. I asked the maid next to me and found out that she was the maid next to the former imperial concubine Yunyue. Thinking of how the queen hated Yunyue and how Yunyue's face was prettier than hers, she winked at the maid. The maid understood and found a reason to beat the useless Bajiao.
I was thinking of talking about it when I pay my respects to the Queen tomorrow. Maybe I could even make her happy.
At this time, Concubine Ling was sleeping soundly, and the senior palace maid who was on night watch also dozed off.
Yunyue came to the bed and smiled at Ling Guiren who was sleeping soundly. She hoped that you would be as sweet as this when you wake up~
He picked up the toilet and poured all the contents onto Concubine Ling's head, then he flashed into the space.
The moment Concubine Ling was splashed, she woke up in shock. She smelled the foul smell and screamed in disbelief. It would have been better if she hadn't screamed. As soon as she opened her mouth, the disgusting things flowed into her mouth. Concubine Ling climbed down from the bed and vomited crazily.
The head palace maid Jinchun, who was on night watch, and the eunuch outside the door heard the scream and came in. They saw Concubine Ling with her hair full of gold, and they vomited at once.
It was Nanny Ji who came over and endured the nausea. While vomiting, she arranged for people to throw away the bed full of gold, and asked someone to boil water for Concubine Ling to cleanse herself.
Yunyue listened to the noise in the space until the early morning, then happily returned to the cold palace to sleep.
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Kunning Palace
The concubines who came to pay their respects gathered together and chatted.
"Have you heard that Concubine Ling was doused with that stuff last night?"
"I heard about it. Now the whole harem has heard about it. It is said that she has been asking for water since last night. Even after taking a shower all night, Concubine Ling still stinks."
“Should I say that person is so wicked, hahahahahahaha”
"Oh, then when Lady Ling comes over later, won't it be..."
"No, I want to vomit..."
"I heard that stuff went into Concubine Ling's mouth!"
As soon as Queen Liu came out, she saw all the concubines retching. She knew what was going on without having to think.
Now the news that Concubine Ling was drenched in shit had spread throughout the palace.
The Queen specially sent someone to tell Concubine Ling early in the morning that she would not need to come to pay her respects in the future.
What a joke! Although the emperor didn't say anything, the concubine who was drenched in shit still wanted to sleep with him in the future? How could the emperor still say that? She was not banished to the cold palace because of Minister Ling's face.
"If I find out who did this, he will be severely punished! And you all should watch your mouths in the future! Don't end up like Concubine Ling." The Queen said sternly.
The concubines thought of the miserable plight of Concubine Ling and nodded in agreement.
For a while, the concubines in the harem became much quieter, which made the palace maids and eunuchs feel relieved.
But at the same time, the guards in the harem became more strict. The little emperor was furious and punished a bunch of people, and added patrol guards. After all, it was really dangerous to do such a thing quietly, and I was afraid that someone would be standing at my bedside without me knowing it.
When Yunyue woke up from the cold palace, she went to find Liu Ru, hoping that Liu Ru could pass a message to Princess Anle to bring Yingtao and Bajiao to her side temporarily. She also told Yingtao that they both knew martial arts and could protect Anle.
Liu Ru held Yun Yue's hand and said no problem. It was not until recently that Liu Ru found out that Yun Yue secretly sent several hundred taels of silver to An Le in her own name.
Now Anle's life is much better, Liu Lu is sincerely grateful to Yunyue.
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Here, Princess Anle was chatting with the fifth prince and the third princess.
The fifth prince and the third Anle were the same age, both eight. The third princess was five. The three had a good relationship since childhood.
The third princess lay on the table and murmured, "I miss my prince brother." The prince brother would play with her, give her delicious food, and tell her stories.
"Me too."
"Me too."
The three of them looked at each other and their eyes turned red.
It is said that the royal family is ruthless, but the prince has always been very kind to his younger brothers and sisters. He is gentle and elegant, and always patiently teaches his younger brothers and sisters when they do something wrong.
The late emperor was strict and everyone except the crown prince was afraid of him.
So the prince's presence is like that of a gentle elder brother as well as the company of a father.
Especially Princess Anle and the Fifth Prince, who have always followed the Crown Prince closely since childhood, have an even deeper relationship with him.
"But my mother won't let me mention my brother the crown prince anymore." The fifth prince was sad and helpless. He had grown up and knew that his maternal family had all turned to his second brother. It was for him.
He knew that he was a prince, and his second brother was now the emperor, but he was still afraid that he would threaten his throne in the future. But he didn't want to be an emperor, he just wanted to be an idle prince and travel around the beautiful mountains and rivers. But no one believed him.
"Hmph, the Crown Prince is so good to you, but your mother is now in cahoots with the bad second brother. Especially the eldest sister! I will never talk to her again!" The eldest princess stopped playing with herself after Xiao Yinchen ascended the throne, and even advised her not to mention the Crown Prince anymore.
The more Anle thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more aggrieved he felt: "You all go! All go!" The prince was obviously not dead, so why were they so impatient?
The fifth prince left dejectedly, taking the third princess with him.
Just when Anle was losing his temper, the eunuch who went to bring food to Liu Lu came back with a letter.
Princess Anle wiped her tears and took her people to the laundry shop.
At this time, Yingtao was feeding Bajiao medicine in the laundry room: "These are all given by the young lady. The young lady asked you to take good care of your illness. She said she would find a way."
"Miss, are you okay? Have you lost weight?"
"Miss is fine, she is not thin. Sister Basho, Miss is different now. Miss is very powerful now, and it was Miss who cured your injury. And these pills were given by Miss."
"Young lady has grown up." Bajiao was both relieved and distressed. Young lady used to go to the military camp to play when she was in the frontier. As the daughter of a military commander, she did not like to practice martial arts. Instead, she often chatted with the cooks and doctors in the military camp. I guess they taught her the medical skills.
Yunyue didn't know that Bajiao had already thought of a reason for her.
As they were chatting, the housekeeper came in and said, "You two, pack your things and come out. The second princess wants to see you."
The two didn't know what was going on, and they didn't understand why the second princess wanted to see them. Cherry supported Basho and walked out of the room nervously.
"You are Banana and Cherry? Concubine Yun's personal maids?" The second princess frowned like her mother.
"Yes."
"Someone, take them away for me!" The young eunuch behind Anle stepped forward and grabbed one each.
"Princess, what did we do wrong?"
"You did nothing wrong, your master did! How dare you bully my mother in the cold palace! I can't deal with her, but can't I deal with her people?" Anle snorted coldly.
Yingtao was just thinking about giving up when the eunuch beside her whispered, "Don't worry, Concubine Yun arranged it."
Cherry was taken to Anle's palace with half belief and half doubt.
After entering his own territory, he drove out everyone else, leaving only two trusted followers. At this time, Anle said, "Don't be afraid, Concubine Yun was very kind to my mother in the cold palace and helped me. She asked you to stay here for the time being. But you have to pretend to be nice in front of outsiders." After saying that, he winked mischievously.
The news spread throughout the palace, because Concubine Yun had offended Concubine Liu in the cold palace. The second princess took Concubine Yun's two maids to her side and tortured them every day.
It is said that screams were heard from the second princess every day.
Everyone just sighed that they didn't follow a good master, and no one cared.
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