The Time Traveling Anchor and Her Eight Hundred Fence-Sitters

Zhao Mianmian named this black-haired beast Bawan.

Because one day, this guy ate eight full bowls of food and almost ate himself to death.

Zhao Mianmian was so scared that she jumped out of bed and tried to induce vomiting and burn incense, spending the whole night busy.

The news reached Linfang Courtyard, and Qiqiu Qiluo and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't stop smiling:

"Oh, I didn't realize that Sister Mian was so fond of that black-haired beast!"

"Mian Jie is young, and she doesn't have any playmates of the same age at home. I guess it's boring for her to stay in Linlan Courtyard on weekdays.

Although the animal is noisy, it can at least relieve boredom, so it is normal for Sister Mian to like it."

"So, giving that beast to Sister Mian can be considered a good deed by accident?"

"Bah, stop flattering yourself. Who said the other day that the beast made people dizzy with noise? If it wasn't sent by Qian, I would have thrown it out and let it die on its own."

"Oh my dear sister, that beast was brought back from afar by Qian'er. How dare I say such treasonous words? Please don't make up stories about me in front of the old lady."

"I know everything you said, but don't blame me for making it up."

Qi Qiu and Qi Luo were laughing and making noises, while Old Madam He was also just smiling without saying a word.

No one knew that at this moment in Linlan Courtyard, Zhao Mianmian was so moved that tears were about to flow when she saw Ba Wan jumping around in the cage.

[It's so funny. A bird worth one million gold coins cannot die even if all the members of the He family die.]

【??? What kind of treasonous rhetoric are you making?!】

[Hahahaha, nothing wrong, nothing wrong! ! ]

[I just want to know, how can a cheap bird be worth a million gold coins? ]

[Oh, it’s just the system settings. What’s so hard to figure out?]

The sea vine bracelet that the anchor got last time was also worth 1.3 million gold coins, so why didn't you guys make a fuss about it? 】

[It's different. Sea vine is an extremely rare elixir that can save lives at critical moments. It is worth one million three hundred thousand.

But this beast...】

Zhao Mianmian was originally playing in the yard. When she saw the audience in the live broadcast room say that eight bowls were not worth its value of one million gold coins, she raised her head and glanced thoughtfully at the birdcage hanging in the corridor.

But as soon as she raised her head, she met a pair of dark eyes.

The moment Zhao Mianmian's eyes met Bawan's, her heart skipped a beat.

As expected, the next second, everyone heard the starling in the cage open its mouth and say:

"What are you looking at? Look at your dad!"

Zhao Mianmian: [? ? ?]

Zhao Mianmian rolled her eyes speechlessly, thinking that this bird's beak was extremely mean, no wonder the people in Linfangyuan were unwilling to keep it.

If it wasn't for the one million gold coins, she wouldn't even want it if I gave it to her!

Zhao Mianmian didn't want to argue with a foul-mouthed beast, so she turned around silently and prepared to go to her room.

But the eight bowls in the cage did not let her go.

I saw the jet-black starling jumping around non-stop, flapping its wings and knocking the cage back and forth:

"Your dad! Your dad!!"

"Look at your daddy!!"

"Look at your daddy!!"

Zhao Mianmian: [……]

Zhao Mianmian was so angry at being beaten by a beast that she looked around and saw that there was no one around. She picked up a small stone on the ground and threw it at Ba Wan's cage.

"Shut up, stupid bird!"

Zhao Mianmian was small and not very strong, and the stone he threw fell to the ground before it even hit the cage of Eight Bowls, making a "dong dong dong" sound.

The bird was originally trying to scare the beast, but it failed to scare the bird. Instead, it made the beast even more aggressive and excited:

"Zhao Mianmian! Are you stupid?!"

"I said look at your dad, your dad!"

"later!"

"your dad!"

Zhao Mianmian: [(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻]

Not only was she mean to her, but he also called her stupid. Zhao Mianmian felt that all her good temper in two lifetimes was drained away in an instant.

She ran into the house and used all her strength to carry out a round stool.

Then he stepped on a stool and climbed up to the window, as if he was going to pull the foul-mouthed starling out of the cage and give it a good beating.

However, he didn't touch the cage, nor did he catch the stupid bird. Instead, Zhao Mianmian slipped and fell directly off the stool.

[Hahahaha, you are shooting yourself in the foot. At this moment, the meaning of this old saying is embodied in the host.]

[In the previous post, the "stone" you mentioned is the stool or the silly bird? [Funny]]

[Hahaha, forgive my insincere laugh, what difference does it make whether it's a stool or a stupid bird, the result is the same: losing the battle and losing face! ]

[It's unbelievable, anchor, you have such a good life, why are you competing with a beast? ? ]

[It’s good to compete, it’s fun to compete, otherwise what are you going to watch, watch her play in the mud? ? ]

[The anchor is about to fall down. Is it appropriate for you to laugh at her like this? Doesn’t your conscience hurt? ! ]

[Thank you, it’s too early, my conscience hasn’t woken up yet:)]

[God damn, I didn’t get up, hahahahaha]

Zhao Mianmian:

【(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻】

The audience in the live broadcast room woke up early in the morning and saw the whole process of Ba Wan challenging Zhao Mianmian. They exclaimed that it was exciting and laughed at Zhao Mianmian's vulnerability.

Zhao Mianmian was so angry that she didn't know whether to protect her own butt first or quarrel with her fans.

However, Zhao Mianmian did not fall to the ground.

At the moment she fell to the ground, a dark shadow flew down from the wall of Linlan Courtyard and caught her right on the spot!

Zhao Mianmian didn’t know who saved her. The moment she was caught, her heart was shaken again and again.

Before she had time to type, fans in the live broadcast room typed everything she was thinking on the public screen:

[Oh, I'm saved. I don't have to get hurt anymore! ]

[Hey, what's going on? Didn't He Shiyun go on a long trip yesterday? How come there are other people who know Kung Fu in the host's home? ]

[What the hell? What the hell? ! ! Something is wrong! ]

[Ah? What's wrong? ]

【Speak quickly, you idiot.】

[That person just now picked up the anchor, right? Why didn’t the anchor hear the other person’s thoughts? ? ]

[It's a bug. The system has a bug. The host's talent is not working. ]

[??? No way, what kind of crappy system is this? How can talents fail? What's the difference between this and being backstabbed by a friendly force at a critical moment? ? ]

[Anchor: I was able to survive, all thanks to luck! ]

[Laughing to death, powerful anchor -1, lucky anchor +1]

Although Zhao Mianmian's thoughts were expressed by the audience in the live broadcast room, she had no time to deal with the comments.

Because when she looked up, she saw someone who shouldn't be here at this moment——

Xiao Haizhou.

Seeing Xiao Haizhou's half-smiley face, Zhao Mianmian's mind went blank.

Only the eight bowls hanging on the window were flapping their wings vigorously, like a bird that had been injected with chicken blood:

"Your dad! Look at your dad!"

"Zhao Mianmian, your father is here!"

Zhao Mianmian: [……]

Barrage:【……】