What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

What should I do if my wife always uses delicious food to coerce or bribe me to do housework?

Just bear with it, you can’t starve to death!

After eating and drinking, Jamel Xiao put down his bowl and chopsticks, smiled at Ye Tang, got up and ran out the door.

"Go away and wash the dishes and chop the wood. If you want to wash dishes, do it yourself. If you want to chop wood, do it yourself!" He stood in the yard and smiled provocatively at Ye Tang. He ran to the gate of the yard, as if he would run away from home if Ye Tang dared to chase him out.

"Don't be so arrogant. If you force me to wash dishes and chop wood today, you will force me to eat shit tomorrow. I want you to know that I am not a paper tiger."

Jamel Xiao’s attitude was extremely arrogant: “You still want to control me? Dream on!”

He must let Ye Tang know what a man's dignity is, so that she won't continue to push her too far in the future.

Ye Tang silently put down his bowl and chopsticks, and said calmly: "Are you coming back?"

"If you don't force me, I'll go back. If you force me, I'll fight you!" Xiao Jingxuan put his hands on his hips.

He waved his hand at Ye Tang: "I'm going to go for a walk outside to help digest the food. You wash the dishes and chop the firewood, and I'll be back."

Ye Tang stood up.

Jamel Xiao quickly left the hospital.

Ye Tang went to the woodshed.

When he came out again, he had an axe for chopping wood in his hand.

Xiao Jingxuan, who was outside, saw that Ye Tang did not catch up, so he hid in the corner and laughed secretly.

"From now on, I will run away after eating, and then sneak back to sleep. When I wake up, I will admit my mistake, trick the food into my mouth, and run away again. I will find a place where there is no one to sleep. I will repeat this over and over again. I wonder if this little shrew can stand it. She is just a little woman, and she wants to control me. Don't you see who I am? I just don't wash dishes or chop firewood. What can she do to me?" He believed that Ye Tang would definitely come to cry and beg him to go back, and promised to obey him in the future.

"I will chop you to pieces alive!" Ye Tang's strange voice suddenly came.

Xiao Jingxuan was startled, and when he looked up, he saw Ye Tang coming towards him with an axe.

Xiao Jingxuan dodged in fear, and the axe hit the wall, leaving a deep mark.

"Are you crazy?" Jamel Xiao was startled.

"If you eat the food I cook, you have to work hard for me, otherwise I will never let you go." Ye Tang's eyes were as fierce as a wolf.

Jamel Xiao jumped back: "I won't do it, I won't do it, I just won't do it."

He ran away.

Ye Tang chased after him with an axe.

"Go back and wash the dishes and chop wood."

"No, no, I won't go back." Xiao Jingxuan's words were tough but his feet were even faster, as fast as a wild leopard.

Ye Tang was chasing after him closely.

It's dark.

At Master Xiao Wu's house, the people from each room had just finished their meal and were tidying up the yard when they suddenly heard Xiao Jingxuan's ghostly screams. They hurried out to take a look and saw Xiao Jingxuan running past their door in a flash, running wildly in the night, so fast that it seemed as if there was a ghost chasing him.

"I won't reply."

Before anyone could react to what was happening, Ye Tang ran out and passed by them like a gust of wind.

"Get back here!"

"Isn't that Sixth Grandpa and Sixth Grandma? What are they doing so late at night?" Xiao Wenle's face was full of curiosity.

His father came over and said, "They are flirting, don't bother."

Xiao Wenle added: "But I saw Sixth Grandma holding an axe in her hand."

"It's getting dark now, take it with you to protect yourself in case you encounter wild animals or bad guys."

Xiao Wenle and others present: "..."

Xiao Jingxuan ran all the way, and after making a circle, he reached Ziyan Mountain. He gradually ran out of strength. Seeing that Ye Tang was about to catch up with him, he saw a tall tree in front of him and climbed up like a monkey.

"This woman's physical strength is terrifying. Is she the reincarnation of a wild beast?"

Jamel Xiao wiped his sweat: "It's terrible!"

"Isn't it just because I refuse to wash dishes or chop wood? You really want to chop me to death!"

"Xiao Jingxuan!" Ye Tang came under the tree and roared like a lion: "Don't think I don't know you're hiding in the tree, come down!"

Jamel Xiao panted heavily: "I won't go down, if you have the guts, come up and fight me one-on-one."

Ye Tang sneered: "Not going down, right? Okay, okay."

She raised the axe and chopped at the tree.

boom!

Jamel Xiao only felt the tree shaking, and was startled again and again.

Bang bang bang!

Ye Tang chopped a few more times: "If you don't come down, I will chop down this tree and make you fall! Anyway, our family is short of firewood. This tree can be used for a long time, and I can also make a coffin for you."

The tree kept shaking, Jamel Xiao almost lost his grip, and began to tremble all over: "Mad man, mad man, you big mad man!"

Ye Tang sneered, chopping and chopping with his hands. "I've been through so much stimulation that I've gone crazy a long time ago. We're a lazy man and a madman, a perfect match! Get down!"

"Come down and wash the dishes and chop wood!"

Jamel Xiao was frightened by Ye Tang's madness: "Stop chopping, I'll come down, I'll come down, isn't it just washing dishes and chopping wood, I'll wash and chop!"

This crazy woman is so scary!

He was convinced, he was really convinced!

Ye Tang stopped.

Xiao Jingxuan came down from the tree trembling.

Ye Tang changed her previous madness and smiled very gently: "Husband, you finally came down. I was so afraid that you would accidentally fall from the tree and die! Fortunately, you came down alive. Let's go home and wash dishes and chop firewood!"

Jamel Xiao’s eyes were filled with horror: “My lady, stop laughing like that, it’s scary!”

Ye Tang immediately stopped smiling and shouted, "Go home."

Jamel Xiao shuddered: “Oh oh oh, I’ll reply, I’ll reply.”

The two returned home under the moonlight.

Ye Tang walked beside him and asked with a smile: "Husband, am I good-looking?"

"nice."

“Am I gentle?”

"gentle."

"Am I mean?"

"Not fierce."

"Will you take the initiative to do housework in the future?"

"meeting."

After returning home, Jamel Xiao was forced to wash dishes again and also had the added job of chopping firewood.

While he was chopping wood, Ye Tang was not idle either. He first fed the chickens and ducks, then cleaned the house and boiled some hot water.

He also told Jamel Xiao about building a house.

Although Jamel Xiao didn't care about anything, she still told Jamel Xiao what she should say and would not exclude him.

At this moment, she was not crazy at all, but just like a kind, generous, gentle and virtuous wife.

Jamel Xiao responded casually: “You decide.”

Ye Tang added: "Don't forget about returning home."

"I remember."

"Do you know what to prepare when you return home?" Ye Tang asked again.

Jamel Xiao was silent.

Seeing him like this, Ye Tang knew that he didn't understand anything, so he told him what to bring back home and gave him some money: "Go buy all the things for your return trip tomorrow."

Xiao Jingxuan really didn't want to go shopping, but when he saw Ye Tang's look that said he would beat him to death if he didn't go, Xiao Jingxuan backed off.

When he went to bed at night, Ye Tang placed a long wooden board across the middle of the bed to prevent himself from climbing on top of Jamel Xiao and doing something wrong in his sleep.

She looked at Jamel Xiao solemnly: "I will never covet your body."

Jamel Xiao: “…” Can he take back the nonsense he said before?

The next morning, Ye Tang kneaded the dough and made ketchup noodles.

Xiao Jingxuan enjoyed another delicious meal. Before he could even sit down, Ye Tang urged him to go to the town to buy things. He didn't even have to wash the dishes.

Although it was a blessing not to have to wash dishes, going out to buy things on a hot day was even more tiring, especially without a ox cart. His big buffalo didn't have a cart yet, so his fifth brother told him to do it himself and didn't let the younger generations help him.

Jamel Xiao went out to go shopping while cursing.