What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

Xiao Jingxuan was so hungry that his chest was sticking to his back. His handsome face was full of frustration, and there was pity in his eyes. He looked like a pretty boy begging for food. No matter whether men or women saw him, they would feel pity for him.

Ye Tang, however, was hard-hearted. She smiled and asked, "Have you washed the dishes?"

Xiao Jingxuan: “…” Why are you still harping on this matter?

Ye Tang walked into the house and took a look. The plate used to hold the omelets in the morning was still in its place, the pots in the kitchen had not been cleaned, and flies were circling around the stove.

Ye Tang was not angry, he just smiled at Jamel Xiao and raised the gray-haired hare in his hand: "When you wash the pots and bowls, I will cook dinner. We will eat rabbit meat tonight. My cakes are delicious, and my rabbits are even more delicious. Do you want to try it?"

Jamel Xiao: "What if I don't wash it?"

Ye Tang sighed, "Before I married you, I knew you were lazy, but since we are already husband and wife, we have to support each other. I have to farm, earn money to support the family, wash clothes, cook, fetch water, and there are too many things to do. So, husband, I need you very much. If you do all the little things within your ability, I can spare more time to make delicious food for you. Cooking food takes a lot of time. Today we have sauced rabbit meat, and tomorrow we can have braised pork, shredded cabbage, stir-fried pork liver..."

Many of the dishes she mentioned had never been heard of by Jamel Xiao: "You can cook so many dishes?"

Ye Tang smiled and said, "As long as someone can make me happy, I will be in a good mood and have enough time to make all kinds of delicious food."

"Have you ever tried the sauced rabbit meat, sir?"

Jamel Xiao shook his head: "I've only eaten stir-fried, stewed, and roasted ones."

The taste is not very good, but it is better than eating vegetarian food, after all, it is meat.

Ye Tang smiled and said, "The sauce-flavored rabbit meat is rich and tender, and it is a rare delicacy. Words are not enough, go clean up the kitchen, and I will cook it for you right away."

Jamel Xiao immediately rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen: "Okay, I'll wash it. I tell you, I'm not doing this for the meat, I just can't stand seeing the kitchen so dirty."

Ye Tang nodded: "I understand, my husband is the best and loves cleanliness the most!"

"My husband loves me, so he takes the initiative to wash the dishes. My husband is the best husband. He is good to me and I am also good to him. You don't have to tell him to do anything. I will help him take off his pants." Ye Tang looked at Xiao Jingxuan shyly.

Xiao Jingxuan was overjoyed as he listened to her calling his husband over and over again, but when he heard the last word, he was startled.

"What did you receive?" Xiao Jingxuan turned around suddenly and asked in panic.

Ye Tang raised his other hand: "Your pants! I just went to Ziyan Mountain and saw them at the foot of the mountain. They were already dry, so I took them back."

Jamel Xiao: "You, you, how can you move my pants privately."

Ye Tang: "I can touch you, let alone your pants. My husband, you don't have to hide it in the future. If your pants get dirty, I will wash them for you and I won't laugh at you."

Jamel Xiao widened his eyes: "You..."

"You're so old and still peeing your pants..." Ye Tang pursed his lips and smiled.

Jamel Xiao jumped up and down: "Who peed his pants, I..."

Ye Tang waved his hand: "Don't worry, my husband. I won't tell anyone. This is your little secret."

She went into the house, stifling a smile.

"What are you laughing at? Stop laughing." Jamel Xiao chased in, took back the pants and stuffed them into the closet, staring at Ye Tang fiercely: "I'm telling you, I didn't pee my pants, it's impossible for me to pee my pants, stop talking nonsense."

Ye Tang looked at him with amusement: "Yeah, yeah, I'm talking nonsense, I won't talk nonsense anymore, go wash the dishes, it will be dark if you stay up."

She pushed Jamel Xiao to the kitchen.

Jamel Xiao’s body stiffened slightly: “Don’t touch my waist, don’t push, I’ll walk by myself.”

Why are the little shrew's hands so soft? Their hands are so soft, but they are as strong as an ox.

Xiao Jingxuan ran into the kitchen as if escaping.

Ye Tang shouted behind him: "Don't break the bowl, or I'll use a shit basin to feed you meat."

Jamel Xiao: “…”

Jamel Xiao washed the dishes, cleaned the pots, and boiled hot water. This was the first time he worked so hard. Why? Because Ye Tang was watching him. If he didn't work hard, he would be punished.

Jamel Xiao was furious.

After he finished his work, Ye Tang went to deal with the hare. While praising the hare for being cute, he quickly cut the hare and drained its blood.

Jamel Xiao: “…” This was the first time he met someone crazier than him.

Although Ye Tang was crazy, he was efficient and quick in his work. He processed the ingredients very quickly and had cut the rabbit meat into pieces and marinated it in less than fifteen minutes.

Although there are few seasonings at home, the advantage is that the ingredients are fresh and the taste is not affected much.

While the rabbit meat was marinating, Ye Tang scooped out three bowls of rice and steamed a large pot of white rice.

Jamel Xiao frowned: “You cooked too much?”

Ye Tang said without even turning his head: "What you can't finish, use it to make egg fried rice tomorrow morning."

After the rice was steamed, Ye Tang started to cook the rabbit meat.

Pour oil into the wok and add dark sugar. She wanted white sugar, but there was no white sugar in the Yuan Dynasty.

After the sugar is cooked, add the rabbit meat, ginger slices and soy sauce, stir-fry, then add appropriate amount of water, bring to a boil and simmer over medium-low heat.

The aroma spread in the kitchen.

Xiao Jingxuan in the yard smelled it. He sniffed hard with his nose and his stomach growled even louder.

"Is it cooked?" It smells so good, it must be so delicious when you eat it.

"Not yet, wait a moment." Ye Tang responded loudly.

When the rabbit meat is cooked through and tender, Ye Tang adds chopped green onions to thicken the marinade and serves it in a large bowl.

Then she started to cook Chinese dishes.

Xiao Jingxuan was waiting impatiently at the dinner table, just waiting for Ye Tang to call him.

"It's ready. You can serve the food." Ye Tang's voice came from the kitchen.

Jamel Xiao sat still, his eyes shining.

"Bring the dishes to the table." Ye Tang shouted again.

Jamel Xiao waited for the food to arrive.

The food didn't come.

Only then did he realize that Ye Tang asked him to go in and serve the dishes to the table, and he would not eat unless the dishes were served.

Jamel Xiao gritted his teeth and said, “There are so many things to do.”

He got up and went to the kitchen. Seeing Ye Tang busy with sweat on her face, her face flushed, he took the dishes and said, "My wife, you have worked hard."

After serving the dishes, he also brought the rice and the bowls and chopsticks.

While Ye Tang was washing his face, he secretly tasted a bite of the rabbit meat. It was soft, tender, fresh and fragrant, with a strong sauce flavor, leaving a long-lasting aftertaste.

"It's delicious. Could it be that my wife is the God of Cooking?" This was the first time that Jamel Xiao admired someone's cooking skills so much.

He had taken Xiao Wenchao out for more than a year and had seen a lot of things and tasted various delicacies. The rabbit meat made by Ye Tang was the best he had ever eaten in the past twenty years.

Xiao Jingxuan secretly glanced outside and saw Ye Tang washing her face in the yard.

It's already dark, and the moon is exceptionally bright tonight.

It was very hot while cooking, and Ye Tang's face turned red, like the red fruits on the mountain. She had a slender figure, slim and charming. The moonlight shining on her made her look beautiful like a dream.

She is beautiful, has a good figure, and cooks deliciously. His wife is so perfect.

Jamel Xiao's heart beat rapidly.

Only after washing all the sweat off his face did Ye Tang feel relieved. When he returned to the dining table, he saw that Xiao Jingxuan had not yet started eating.

"Aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat?" Ye Tang was puzzled.

Jamel Xiao swallowed his saliva: "Wait for you together."

Ye Tang smiled and sat opposite him: "Eat it, try my cooking. If it tastes good, I will make it often in the future."

She picked up a piece of rabbit meat and gave it to Jamel Xiao, smiling gently, completely different from her fierce look last night.

Jamel Xiao's heart beat rapidly again.

Did she beat him up and then give him a sweet date?

But this dish of rabbit meat with sauce is really delicious.

Ye Tang said that she could cook many delicious dishes, and they could be different every day, so he would be in for a treat!

But there was something to be done.

After dinner, Ye Tang asked him to wash the dishes and pots.

Jamel Xiao: “…”

If it weren't for the fact that this was his house, he would have smashed the kitchen long ago.