Roaming the universe, all thanks to your many dark skills!

"You can see that I only have Huanhuan here, and now she's injured. She won't be able to perform for a while, so this show has to be stopped."

Geng Hao glanced at Hou Er who was standing on Rosen's shoulder and said, "So I was thinking if I could borrow your monkey for two days and return it to you when Huanhuan is better."

"Brother Hao, you can't ask me about this." Rosen pouted at Hou Er and said, "If you ask it and it agrees, then there will be no problem."

"Can it understand?" Geng Hao asked suspiciously.

As a result, Hou Er gave him the middle finger with a look of disdain.

Now Geng Hao understood that his grandson could understand.

He immediately said, "Hou Er, this is the matter. Are you willing to help me?"

Hou Er shook his head.

"As many bananas as you want," Geng Hao bribed.

Chirp. He shook his head again.

"Brother Hao, don't hang yourself on a tree." Rosen pointed at the "green monkey" lying on the ground and said, "Maybe it can do it too."

Geng Hao's eyes suddenly lit up.

The next morning, the sun was shining and the sky was blue.

"If you don't listen, this is it." Geng Hao waved the whip in his hand, then shook the banana in his other hand and said, "If you listen, this is it. This is Pavlov's conditioned reflex."

"If you smash my monkey, you are my monkey." Geng Hao looked at the "hairless green monkey" with a badge on his body and the word "Yong" written on it, and said, "Now whether you are willing or not, you have to train me."

The alien who was fed a bottle of Bailianghun by Rosen yesterday is still a little drunk. He is pulling the rope tied around his neck. I don’t know what he is thinking, and his eyes are quite blurred.

Sitting in the audience seats nearby were Rosen, Luo Youwei, Hou Er and the injured Huanhuan.

Huanhuan was wrapping melon seeds to feed Hou Er, but Hou Er looked disgusted.

"Luo'er, watch me." Geng Hao pulled the rope with one hand and pulled the alien to the front of the bicycle. "Hold the handlebars, and your feet. That's right, walk slowly..."

Bang! The alien overturned the bicycle to the ground.

Geng Hao glared at me immediately, then forced himself to suppress his anger and said, "Help it up, slowly, lift it up, why are you glaring at me, glaring at me again?!"

The alien reached out and pushed the bike over again.

This time Geng Hao was completely furious and started whipping with the whip.

The alien never thought that Geng Hao was really going to hit him, and no one knows how painful it is when a whip hits the body. His eyes immediately widened and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Help him up and push him along."

This time the alien was really obedient. He pushed the cart away and didn't dare to show his temper at all.

Geng Hao turned his head and looked at Rosen with a smile on his face, full of pride.

Without saying a word, Rosen gave him a thumbs up.

If it were an ordinary monkey, it would definitely not be easy to tame it, but the alien was not a real monkey after all. After being beaten, it became afraid and naturally did whatever it was told to do.

Of course, while riding a bicycle, climbing poles, walking on stilts, and practicing boxing as Geng Hao said, he did not forget to look around, apparently looking for his headband that had been lost at some point.

Geng Hao simply thought that this five-haired green monkey had been tamed before, and he just picked up a ready-made one, so he didn't think much about it. While training the green monkey to spin around, he enjoyed Rosen's loud praise, feeling very proud and happy!

"Dad, that alien is in such a bad mood now, I'm afraid he won't let my Uncle Geng go when he gets back." Luo Youwei said in a low voice.

"Don't worry." Rosen said with a smile: "Since we are here, part of this matter was caused by me, so of course I have to settle it thoroughly."

After saying that, he stood up and walked over, saying, "Brother Hao, you must be tired after taming for so long, how about I take over for you for a while?"

"Okay." Geng Hao nodded, pulled out the whip on his waistband and was about to give it to Rosen.

Rosen took it and walked up to the alien, who looked nervous, and said, "I always believe in using courtesy before force. As long as you don't show your teeth at me, I will never take the initiative to hit you."

I don't know if the alien understood what he said, but his originally nervous expression calmed down a little, and then he started talking to Rosengram.

"What's going on?!" Geng Hao in the audience had no idea what was going on. He asked Luo Youwei next to him, "What is that green monkey yelling about?!"

"Maybe it's monkey language." Luo Youwei said casually: "My father is proficient in various languages, and he can understand monkeys' speech."

"That's what I thought." Geng Hao suddenly realized, "No wonder he can train the monkey so well. This is not monkey show, this is just playing with a furry child."

At this moment, Geng Hao looked at Rosen with eyes full of envy.

At this moment on the stage, Rosen looked at the alien opposite him with a very complicated expression.

He never thought that his language proficiency, which had just been upgraded to LV7, oh no, LV8, could even understand the alien's language.

This immediately left him with no excuse to play a trick on this guy.

After patiently listening to the alien named Chica talking a lot, Rosen said, "So, according to you, all this was caused by an accident caused by the Americans, and then we mistook you for a monkey, so..."

"Yes, it's a misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding." Chica said affirmatively.

"Then you won't care about what my senior brother did to you afterwards, right?" Rosen asked.

"No." Chica shook his head and said, "I am here to establish diplomatic relations, not to make enemies. As long as you are not subjectively hostile to me and the civilization behind me, I can guarantee that I will not pursue this matter."

"That makes it easier."

Rosen smiled and said, "We Chinese have always been peace-loving people. What my senior brother did to you just now was all a misunderstanding. After all, you two don't speak the same language, so it's inevitable that you can't communicate well."

"Of course, this is also related to my ignorance. We will apologize to you later and let this matter go, okay?"

"Of course I can." Chica echoed, "I also want to communicate with him, but I lost my universal translator, so..."

"Is this the thing?" Rosen reached into his pocket and took out the headband that he had taken away long ago.

"Yes, yes, that's it." Chica nodded repeatedly, staring at the headband in Rosen's hand, as if his eyes were glued to it.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? How would I know you wanted it if you didn't tell me?" Rosen said, and threw it over casually. (Note)

Chica was overjoyed when he saw it. He jumped up and grabbed the headband, quickly putting it on his head. When he turned around and looked at Rosen, his eyes were full of condescending indifference. "A higher creature came here because of an accident with a stupid human."

"Is he wrong?" Chica looked past Rosen and towards Geng Hao in the distance, and asked to himself, "He is not wrong. Why are you treating him like this?"

Geng Hao, who was far away, was stunned when he saw that the "green monkey" could speak as soon as he put on the headband.

But before he could say anything, he felt his body lighten and he floated onto the stage involuntarily.

Looking at the "green monkey" staring at him with a pair of slightly green eyes, Geng Hao felt a little scared even though he had been playing with monkeys for more than ten years.

"I just said it, it's all a misunderstanding." Rosen said with a smile: "We both apologize to you, and today's matter is over, okay?"

"No." Chica glared at Rosen and said, "Why did you mistake me for a monkey and whip me and tease me at will? And afterwards, you just need to apologize and be done with it?"

"Then what do you want to do?" Rosen frowned.

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